Happy Birfday Tommy Girl! Now Go Buy Some Tickets To Your Beard's Bore Show!
46 years ago, mortals were punished for their many sins by receiving a gift named Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. We are still being punished, because the bitch is still here! He just won't go away. Who knew crazy came in such small packages. Anyway, Tommy Girl will probably celebrate this special day with a game of "Pin the Peen on Tommy's Ass." Instead of doing that, he should really celebrate it by buying thousands of tickets for all his alien friends to his robot wifey's Broadway debut.
Performances for Katie Holmes in "All My Sons" start in September and bitches could care less. According to the NY Post, less than $1 million worth of tickets have been sold. Brokers bought thousands of tickets, thinking the run would sell out within a few days.
Just for the sake of comparision, Nicky Kidman sold $4 million in advance sales when she starred in "The Blue Room" back in 1998. In Katie's defense, Nicky got nekkid in the play. Thankfully, Katie is keeping her robot parts to herself. I don't know about you, but red and blue loose wires do nothing for me.
"All My Sons" also stars John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and Patrick Wilson.
As the wise Ouiser Boudreaux from Steel Magnolas once said, "I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free." I mean, this shit costs $110! $110 for Katie? NO! $110 for Suri? YES! Producers hired the wrong Cruise.
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Holy shit! What the fuck happened to Katie Holmes? I know she's got a kid and kids can be draining but DAMN!
Why is Katie turning into Carol Brady?
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She was also a slut in "The Gift" full boobage in that movie too. She used to have great tits.
Tommy girl must have pulled all teh clips, I cant find ANYTHING on the net.
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Tommy didn't get them all. Here are the nudes that were edited from Thank You For Smoking.
http://www.planettomcruise.com/2006/02/12/katie-holmes-nude-the-images-t...
"I'm pleasant damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a bitch 'fore I could help myself!"
Man, she's fallen for the big-spending, celibate life like no one's biz!
They make me violent.
Does she have her hand on his stomach like that because he's pregnant? Seems to be a godawful trend around here. Like the last peeps we want to multiply is this bunch of dipshits.
Katie used to be beautiful. WTF happened? Oh wait....TOMMY happened. He has molded her into an upgraded model of Nicole Kidman. She even has the plastic smile down pat.
Anyone else notice she looks extremely puffy under the eyes. I think she always had it a little, but She looks like she aged 20 yrs since Tommy Girl Corrupted her!
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She looks so old. She's not pretty anymore.
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Submitted by XENU on July 3, 2008 - 10:06am.
I'm dropping off a gerbil colony for Tommy Girl's birthday... There's going to be a party in his pants tonight! whoo hoo!
LMFAO!hahaha!!!
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Well, I have spent FAR too much time trying to find ANY clips of Katiebot nekkid.
The CO$ pulled em. They had to of.
I'm surprised the CO$ didn't make it mandatory to buy tickets. they have a big center near Broadway for the main church. Then they have the celebrity center in the east 50's.
You can see inside the regular one, but of course not the celebrity center. What a crappy religion. Of course I looked inside the window to see what crazy people look like!
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I laugh every time I see them together. TC acts like he's so cool and sexy with his robot wife. She's almost a head taller than him and her dressing so frumpy it makes them look like Mother and Son together, not a hot couple. :P
M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Why is her skin grey?
- That's Alien Grey. Tres chic.
Don't eat the grey bread.
?&!
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Oh my. If that isn't late 1960s Carol Brady hair, then Tommy doesn't like the cock. And we all know he does.
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Submitted by joanne on July 3, 2008 - 7:39am.
She was naked in Thank You for Smoking. She played a slut reported who would do anything for a story. Not a bad movie. Sam Elliott is also in it, thats why I watch it.
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She was also a slut in "The Gift" full boobage in that movie too. She used to have great tits.
Tommy girl must have pulled all teh clips, I cant find ANYTHING on the net.
looks like tommy girls knocked up with a xenu and bot baby. fuck these skanks
'guyliner-wearing, walking vagina known as Pete Wentz'-MK-july 1,2008
What kind of fuckery is going on with her hair? Why is her skin grey?
Seriously. WTF?
She was naked in Thank You for Smoking. She played a slut reported who would do anything for a story. Not a bad movie. Sam Elliott is also in it, thats why I watch it.
I still can't get over how zombied out she is. its weird. what happened to her eyes??
What the hell happened to her? She used to be so cute but that haircut. gah!
Submitted by bourgie - ...she had posters of him plastered all over her bedroom as a little girl.
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As a little girl? Her parents allowed that shit? And where in the hell did she find posters of Tommy Girl?
She looks soulless. I guess that's what happens when your a scientologist and eat your baby's placenta.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Question: Is this the pregnant man everyone is talking about?
gah, could they look any more terrible? gross.
When are these celebrities ever going to Learn that the fans are more important than they think noone is buying tickets because the public doesn't like the whole tomkat thing! If celebrities want to stay successful, than they better fuckin start caring what the rest of us think!
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Add me to the list of "birfday" wishers.
Just like I now say "teefs".
Ludacris got me started saying "mouf" a few years ago.
Thanks, MK, for screwing up my articulation.
Don't you dare mess with my dipthongs.
Submitted by Callan on July 3, 2008 - 10:19am.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 3, 2008 - 9:17am.
Ahh get out of my head!!!!!! Hahaha see my last post.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
At least Tommy's easy to shop for for his birthday. Katie can just get him a gift certificate for a salad tossing.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 3, 2008 - 9:17am.
To think that she as a teen once dreamed of marrying him.. just like Kelly Preston did w/ Travolta!
Xenu spin?? Either way they both got the short end of the butt plug.
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Ahh get out of my head!!!!!! Hahaha see my last post.
Submitted by bourgie on July 3, 2008 - 9:12am.
let me mention this and don't all get all crazy on me but, I think I feel sorry for Tom C because katie has the crazy stalker eyes starting to show. In interviews from years back when katie got famous for being on that teen drama show, she said when she was younger, her idol was Tom Cruise and that she had fantazies of marrying him. she had posters of him plastered all over her bedroom as a little girl. Methinks that Tom has married a stalker.
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Me thinks that when Scientology leaders need to find their most high-profile members new wives/beards, they comb through interviews made by young starlets. I remember reading once that prior to marry John Travolta, Kelly Preston said she had a crush on him in Grease when she was younger.
Isn't it funny that her and Katie Holmes both married famous, closeted Scientologists, whom they both wanted to marry when they were younger? Seems a little too serendipitious for my taste. Almost as if some Scientology publicist wanted to create a fairy-tale romance....
To think that she as a teen once dreamed of marrying him.. just like Kelly Preston did w/ Travolta!
Xenu spin?? Either way they both got the short end of the butt plug.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Bitch can't act. Didn't anyone think of that before casting the Bot?
If Katie should decide to play Uncle Charlie from My Three Sons i would watch that shit!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Ever since someone pointed out his off center front teeth
That's all I see when I look at him
What's with her Janet from Three's Company haircut?
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If I were her mother, I'd be hiring someone to kidnap her the way people used to do in the '70s from the Moonies. This transition has got to be just devastating for her parents to watch.
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let me mention this and don't all get all crazy on me but, I think I feel sorry for Tom C because katie has the crazy stalker eyes starting to show. In interviews from years back when katie got famous for being on that teen drama show, she said when she was younger, her idol was Tom Cruise and that she had fantazies of marrying him. she had posters of him plastered all over her bedroom as a little girl. Methinks that Tom has married a stalker.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 3, 2008 - 8:51am.
Goddamn, she's aged at least 15 years since she started dating him. He's sucking the life out of her.
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What you expect? Xenu communicates with Tommy Girl, and tells him he needs fresh souls.
... and I'm dropping off a new wig for helmet head's enjoyment.
Who okayed the Carol Brady haircut? Ugh. Looks awful, especially on her crazy alien-loving mug.
You'd think with all that money she wouldn't look like complete shit. Come on, Kate. That hairdo is awful.
The Scientolonuts will start scarfing up tickets upon hearing this news.
I'm dropping off a gerbil colony for Tommy Girl's birthday... There's going to be a party in his pants tonight! whoo hoo!
Sorry for the double post....Kate's looking like a cartoon character
http://www.hnabooks.com/images/products/9/3458-23.jpg
XENU and his intergalactic minions will buy a couple of tickets because they need a laugh!
Although Tommy probably has them rofling of their spaceships all the time.
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lizardo911 on July 3, 2008 - 9:45am.
Is he pregnant? LOL!
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Why so full of yourself Tommy? Dude is looking hefty again.
Goddamn, she's aged at least 15 years since she started dating him. He's sucking the life out of her.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?