Threatened By Kimbo?
Jennifer Aniston followed John Mayer all around the UK and Europe last week while he was playing gigs. Everything was fine until Jenny spotted Kimbo Stewart backstage at John's Hard Rock Calling show at Hyde Park in London. Kimbo and John apparently know each other, but Jenny doesn't want any hos around "who reminds her that he used to be a player," claims one source. Bitch better take John and move to Mongolia then, because John is a mega slut. Shit, I'm sure there's a camel in Mongolia who has hit that shit.
According to the Mirror, Jenny immediately told security to kick Kimbo out. Kimbo wouldn't move even though bouncers told her a couple of times that she had to take her nastiness elsewhere. John finally stepped in and demanded Kimbo be kicked out.
A source said, "Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting: 'Why doesn't he want me here? Is this because of her?' "She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved."
When you start becoming jealous of the fugness known as Kimbo Stewart, it's time to check yourself into the nearest mental facility. Game over.
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The mirror reprted this please you already know its a lie. Jen does not have time to worry about kimho she happy living her life
Yo Viv!
As if Kim "celulite flabby ass" Stewart could call anyone "homely". Just look at her mug.
Jen do not care about anyone, She is not insecure. She is very strong woman with her own mind. Do you remember the famous meeting suppost to Happen, and the person who is insecure did not show up. Yet the tabliod make her insecure, for one air headed, ugly , rich girl(who does not have a job)
How you call some one with one of the best body in hollywood. Jen has the best body, and the cutes and pretty face.
What is the point of having nice face stuck with the most ugliest body part we ever seen.
The tabloid put her just with in one month that she fight with Cameron, Sarajesika parker, Jesica Simposn, The woman who want to be on the cover with her, And this ugly woman, which know no one knows, and others. Why don'nt leave this woman alone?. Jen is the only woman that does not talk about other woman, she is the only woman who does not put herself above anyone. Instead of learning how human or woman behave , the tabloid make what she is not.
Jenny wanted her out because Kimbo, in a magazine interview once called her "homely" looking...and that was why Brad dumped her ass....THEN Jenny gave that famous 1st interview after the divorce(I think it was Vanity Fair) saying how horrible that made her feel after happening to read it, that is why her skank ass got the boot!!!!
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 3, 2008 - 1:46pm.
As if Douche Mayer is worth this kind of drama.
I KNOW! why does everybody go apeshit when this tool is dating somebody.
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Men this woman has the power, How many times the tabloid going to put her against with different women weather A list to D list. Again they have to blame her for whatever wrong happen to those woman. leave this woman alone.
Wow, I can't remember the last time I pitied someone who has way more money than me and has one of the best bodies I've ever seen. Poor Jennifer Aniston.
Wow a pair of fugs bitching at each other! Now that is funny, lol.
Hollywood really is a stupid, fucked up place these days.
(and yes I do realise that this particular fiasco was not in HW but I'm sure you get what I mean ;-)).
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 3, 2008 - 1:46pm.
As if Douche Mayer is worth this kind of drama.
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What she/he said.
JM said that if yas hear its on the internets its not true. Is he disqualifying his douchey blog then?
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
I'm surprised at Jen's reaction to what Kimbo said. You'd think she'd become immune to such things by now. Does it matter what this dumb fugly whore has to say?
Submitted by peaches on July 3, 2008 - 1:19pm.
People need to relize this is not a jealousy issue! When someone pretty much calls you ugly, they are on your permenant shit list. And this proves why you should watch what you say, because you never know when it can come back to haunt you.
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EXACTLY!!!!!
Jen looks a bit like Sienna Miller in this pic...Kimbo is fugness personified.
That ugly thing called Jennifer homely in an interview. I would have kicked that ghastly looking thing out too (right after I knocked her corncob teeth out). I highly doubt she was jealous of Rod Stewart's Look a Like daughter.
When you're as UGLY as Kimberly Stewart, you don't have the room to call a dog turd ugly!
Hey Sluts,
I just a wrote a to note Jen Aniston, could one you guys pass it to her after recess? It says, "Jen, your relationship with your douchey boyfriend is almost up. Stop looking so desperate. Your friend, SluttyMcTT."
PS, are you really gonna do that Friends movie? Yeahhh, not a good look...
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I would kill for JA's body. To me, that's perfect. Thin, but toned.
Kimbo calling someone "homely" is like Parasite calling someone a whore. It's ridiculous. She looks like one of those possums in the the 'caption this' entry.
All this crap over John Mayer. Obviously, he and Jenny aren't going to last. He's too much of a manwhore as well as a social climber. One day he's going to find a chick who really ties him up into knots and he'll fall in love. Then she'll be the one to screw him over. Karma.
childish. grow up JA.
OffT: Did anyone read the Dr Drew article in Playboy??
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Jennife is my favorite .I love her.She is so hot.I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Did Kimbo move to England permanantly? I remember She was always part of the LA tramp scene, but She's been in England for quite a long time now
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Submitted by Genevieve on July 3, 2008 - 11:41am.
You can't be serious. And he went along with her insecurity? Not that I wouldn't get with him if the opportunity arose, but seriously, lame.
Come on, the girl said she was ugly in an interview, noone should be calling out Jen on this!
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As if Douche Mayer is worth this kind of drama.
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Submitted by Nico on July 3, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Who or what is MK?? Sry, new here..
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MK is Michael K (no surnames), our esteemed leader, and the writer of this 'blog'.
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It was a nasty thing to say... but sadly, it was true. She's homely as a brown paper bag, and boring to boot.
When you add "needy" and "insecure" to that, you have a pretty unattractive mess. And when you're jealous of Kimbo the Fugly Whore, you have officially hit rock bottom.
Who or what is MK?? Sry, new here..
Well, to be fair, let us not forget the infamous pics of dear Kimmy grabbing Jude Law's package as they were making out. Any bitch that indulges in a public pubic grope is a straight up whore, and I wouldn't want her near my Mr.Snugglebunny, behaving as she does. Gotta side with Jen on this one. Kim is one of those that puts the whore in famewhore.
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People need to relize this is not a jealousy issue! When someone pretty much calls you ugly, they are on your permenant shit list. And this proves why you should watch what you say, because you never know when it can come back to haunt you.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on July 3, 2008 - 8:34am.
She should try to eat a little for comfort.
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You silly pooh bear! Credit cards work so much better than food.
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Where the hell are Aniston's lips??
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 3, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Okay, I don't particularly like Kim but that is middle school behavior on Jen's part. Talk about wearing your insecurities on your sleeve. That just lowered my opinion of her a couple of notches. Such juvenile behavior and quite pathetic, IMO.
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You hear that alot, people calling her pathetic...
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Okay, I don't particularly like Kim but that is middle school behavior on Jen's part. Talk about wearing your insecurities on your sleeve. That just lowered my opinion of her a couple of notches. Such juvenile behavior and quite pathetic, IMO.
I rather look like Jen that that heroin thing in the tub on my avie. (changed it in honor of her becoming mother earth, gagging).
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Thanks for the link anyhow...I was wondering how that went down. That's brutal - homely? How does that just slip out of your mouth in public like that? It's like knowing the difference between your inside voice and your outside voice...
I think Brad and Angie are essentially models. And Jennifer's an actress. They all seem to operate at the about the depth (if you wanna call it that), tho.
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And thanks for the answer! We finally figured it out shortly after I posted, but I'm grateful nonetheless. I just remember how much I loved that book.
In regards to JA, I doubt this is true, but if it is, ehh. I think the media makes her look pathetic and sad because she is just the opposite.
Remember MK,Kimbitch basically called Aniston ugly in an interview. She said Angelina and Brad were a boring couple because they were both "Beautiful people" but it was more interesting when Jenn and Brad were dating because she was "Homely" and not anything special. Jenn said the comments hurt her feelings
http://www.hollywood.com/news/Kimberly_Stewart_Apologizes_to_Jennifer_An...
EDIT: oh, somebody already said this, but I'm still keeping it pal!
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"If I was Jen I wouldn't want that bitch backstage either. I would have had her dragged out by her hair."
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LMAO! No joke. I am sorry... but I suspect that Miss Stewart was making an ass of herself before she was escorted out.
And to this day I do not understand the appeal of Brad Pitt. I always thought he looked like a chimpanzee. Plus he is dumb as dirt... it is painful to watch him do interviews where he is required to answer in full sentences.
Two drinks,
Margaritas on the deck sounds HEAVENLY!
It's poaring buckets here =(
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Why are people bringing up Brad Pitt? Let it go already.
Well, although it wasn't the nicest thing to say, Jen is pretty homely. Her body is nice but what's the point when the top part needs a paper bag over it? Kimbo is an idiot anyway. If she were going to kick her out, it should just be because Kimbo is so fucking annoying. Jen should rethink John Mayer though. He's a man slut and even guys who are usually one woman men don't stick by her for long.
I like guys who are sluts....as long as they stay clean, I think John Mayer is a good catch.
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
ROTFLMBAO @ the one step above flavor flav and Tori Spelling comment!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Love Jen! Such a classy lady!
Hah! Pathetic! Scared of a D-list "celebrity" - Aniston has hit a new low (well, lower than consorting with man-whore Mayer). This stuff makes me laugh.
Plus Johnny Depp and Sam Elliott are very sexy, hot looking and a good people. Sean Connery is old and hot. Age means nothing.
Actually, the British version of "homely" is like the US "homey".
British English "homely" = home-loving, domestic, pleasant; American English "homely" = plain-looking.
I like Jen but this seems a little desperate
I dressed young until I quit smoking and gained poundage, that was 2 years ago and the pounds are almost gone. I don't wear make-up and had a lot of offers from younger men, my man of 7 years is younger than I am. Jen is hot, and will be for awhile. Can't same the same for Jolie and Pitt they look to worn out to recover, Pitt also looks like he is ready to do something stupid or shell shocked. I hope both couples are happy and they are kept out of the media for awhile.
Clarisse - HOW COULD I FORGET CHRISTIAN????
I'd sex him ten ways to Tuesday.
It's noon here and hot as hell, even off the ocean! Let's hit my roof deck and do margaritas!
hey jeffy and twodrinkmin- you're correct. kimbo called her out in a vanity fair article.. poor homely jen.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 3, 2008 - 11:26am.
If i had Jen's bod, i'd walk around nekkid.
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I'd be touching myself constantly!
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i think you should go ahead and do it. You don't need Jen's body.
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