Threatened By Kimbo?
Jennifer Aniston followed John Mayer all around the UK and Europe last week while he was playing gigs. Everything was fine until Jenny spotted Kimbo Stewart backstage at John's Hard Rock Calling show at Hyde Park in London. Kimbo and John apparently know each other, but Jenny doesn't want any hos around "who reminds her that he used to be a player," claims one source. Bitch better take John and move to Mongolia then, because John is a mega slut. Shit, I'm sure there's a camel in Mongolia who has hit that shit.
According to the Mirror, Jenny immediately told security to kick Kimbo out. Kimbo wouldn't move even though bouncers told her a couple of times that she had to take her nastiness elsewhere. John finally stepped in and demanded Kimbo be kicked out.
A source said, "Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting: 'Why doesn't he want me here? Is this because of her?' "She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved."
When you start becoming jealous of the fugness known as Kimbo Stewart, it's time to check yourself into the nearest mental facility. Game over.
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You can't be serious. And he went along with her insecurity? Not that I wouldn't get with him if the opportunity arose, but seriously, lame.
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Brad Pitt??? Sexiest??? I suppose it's a matter of opinion. Quite frankly, I think that's an insult to the likes of Gerard Butler and Johnny Depp. I'd rather sex either of those two (or both) over a whipped leather bag.
How fucking ridiculous. If Aniston is that insecure, she will NEVER have a long lasting relationship. Being a jealous beyotch drives a wedge between you and whoever you are with.
Mrs. Kravitz:
if you had Maniston's body, that would mean you probably bought it for alot of money, which would probably mean you lean more towards Versace than full frontal nudity.
Or are you really a slut?!!
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Aniston is a no-talent, insecure, unattractive little person who always looks SO UNHAPPY. She was with the sexiest man on earth and still was unhappy. She should try to eat a little for comfort.
Submitted by amle on July 3, 2008 - 11:28am
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Seriously, men can date women almost 20 years their junior, but we women...no way. She should be wearing something from the Fundametalist Church of Latter Day Saints! Amazing. Poor Jolie is going to have a really hard time pleasing her masses in 7 years. Sheesh. 1950, when did you show up?
This shit sounds like a storyline from The Hills. That is why, although I think JA's got it pretty damn good, she's still a little pathetic.
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I always say if you got it...and she does it with taste.
Clarisse - yeah, not a fan. I give credit where it's due and that's where. If having millions and a rocking bod at 40 is wrong then you can color me sinful cause I will take it.
Submitted by and your little... on July 3, 2008 - 10:08am.
Maniston's almost 40. She dresses like she's 22, same long straight hair, hanging around her younger "boyfriend" and his concerts--pathetic! She is frozen in time, she never progresses or changes or evolves. Makes the same dud rom-coms. She is OVER.
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She does because she can. You sound jealous to me.
I actually didnt realize there is a certain way one is required to dress after 40. A person also cant date someone younger? No straight hair?
Are these societies rules or yours?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 8:22am.
If i had Jen's bod, i'd walk around nekkid.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 3, 2008 - 7:15am.
That's some shit out of Dynasty.
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If i had Jen's bod, i'd walk around nekkid.
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ITA!! Jen's face is ho-hum, like her acting (IMO), but she has a rockin bod!
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Go Jen!!! I love it.
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They should follow SJP to The Preakness
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Submitted by and your little... on July 3, 2008 - 11:08am
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Most 40 y.o. women don't have her body that's why they chose a more modest type of dress. Nothing she wears is utterly flashy. She's not showing her girly parts. Perhaps some tent moo moo's would be more appropriate?
Like isn't it weird that they asked her over and over to leave, but she wouldn't so they had to ESCORT her ass off of stage, I mean, get some pride.. Literally.. Get some,, No do it.. I want you to get some Pride right now!!
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I wouldn't give you two cents for Kimbo or Jen. They both annoy the piss outta me.
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Maniston's almost 40. She dresses like she's 22, same long straight hair, hanging around her younger "boyfriend" and his concerts--pathetic! She is frozen in time, she never progresses or changes or evolves. Makes the same dud rom-coms. She is OVER.
One of the worst insults to anyone, especially a woman is to call them unattractive in some way! Unless its an adolescent or child saying it to one another , it's unforgivable! Kimbo's attempts to apologize where futile! No woman can forgive that! I'm sure John can give Jen a pass from being considered jealous, possessive, or insecure on this matter.
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Insecure much??? bwahahahahahahaha!
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Ugly ass Kim had the nerve to call Aniston homely some years ago. I guess it was during the time Angelina used her womb to lure Brad away.
Kimberly Stewart does not own a mirror apparently or she wouldn't have called anyone homely. She's a step above Flavor Flav and a step above Tori Spelling in the looks department.
If I was Jen I wouldn't want that bitch backstage either. I would have had her dragged out by her hair.
Looks like we got ourselves a good ol fashioned cat fight. Its on.
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Submitted by thatonegirl on July 3, 2008 - 10:48am.
Hi everyone! I've been a reader for over 2 years but have never commented. But needless to say, I adore MK (and you!).
Anyway, this is completely off-topic, but my co-workers and I are dying to figure out what book The C Word's avatar is from. Can any of you help?
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Hi thatonegirl! The character is 'Miss Viola Swamp' from the book 'Miss Nelson is Missing'.
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Hi everyone! I've been a reader for over 2 years but have never commented. But needless to say, I adore MK (and you!).
Anyway, this is completely off-topic, but my co-workers and I are dying to figure out what book The C Word's avatar is from. Can any of you help?
Maniston could buy and sell that twat Kimbo on a whim.
But then again, any guy who buys Kimbo a drink could, too.
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
What cracks me up the most, is that even though Jen is on the homely side, she's still WAY better looking than Kim. She has a way better body, too. Jen has been looking a lot better, though. I noticed it when MK posted that old Friends pic yesterday. I don't know what she's doing, but it's working.
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 3, 2008 - 10:34am.
I bet Jen has John in a death grip and is hanging on for dear life just like She-male Biel is clutching onto Justin Timberlake!!!
WHATEVER! TimberFAKE is clutching on to Beils dick for dear life because it is hard for a mo like that to find a good beard!
Also are we still pretending that this Jennifer bitch is that desperate? That shit is SO OLD!
She dont give a fuck! She kicked that bitch out cause the CDC has guidelines for handeling sick monkeys who get loose in public places!
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Dude, Kimbo called Jen Aniston "homely" in some interview a couple years back. She then apologized and sent her flowers and was photographed wearing a "Team Aniston" t-shirt. Anyway, damage was DONE. I wouldn't want that ugly bitch around me and my man, either. I'm glad she got kicked out.
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I bet Jen has John in a death grip and is hanging on for dear life just like She-male Biel is clutching onto Justin Timberlake!!!
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Yes, she did in the July edition of Blender magazine: Rod Stewart's daughter said, "I like her because she's homely. She obviously has to have something else--it's not like she's gorgeous or anything."
Honestly, if I had the power & some skank had publicly insulted me, I'd have her booted from every place I could. Of course, I'm a vengeful bitch ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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This bitch looks like an uglier version of that skank bitch Wynona Ryder! She was a dumb whore before being a dumb whore was cool.
WHO WOULD SUCK THE GUY FROM SOUL ASYLUMS DICK?
WHO. WOULD. DO. THAT?
A dumb skank bitch, like Kimho Ryder. I answer my own questions dont I? Yes I do? Oh you look lovely today! Thanks im using new hair gel!
On my ass? Yes!
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HA! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
They need to set aniston up with a fight manager and have her battle every ho mayer has stuck his dick in. That would have her working for the next few years at least.
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Has everyone forgotten? Jennifer had a very good legitimate reason to throw kimbo out! Don't you all remember the interview where Kimbo called Jen homely in ref to the whole brangelina thing? This was not a jealousy issue, at least not over Kim! Jen was right, I don't blame her one bit! I'd have done the same thing!
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Not that this story is true but didn't Kimbo call Jen "homely" in an interview a few years back? Why do I know and remember this stuff?
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I had forgotten about that! JA even mentioned how it hurt her feelings in an interview she did.
LOL. Paybacks are a bitch - or two bitches!
I'm not sure if I believe this, but I have to say that I wouldn't want KS around my man either, old "friends" or not. Girlfriend is flat busted.
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if this is true, its pathetic... nothing worse than a jealous lover.
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If it's true I can't blame Jen for wanting Kim's ferret face removed from the place.
Jen's got a long,hard road ahead of her if she's going to stay with this guy.
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Didn't Kimbo make some comment calling Jen "homely" after her break up? I mean Jen's no stunner, but Kim, honey...if I had your mug I would have long since jumped the Tobin.
Not that this story is true but didn't Kimbo call Jen "homely" in an interview a few years back? Why do I know and remember this stuff?
Sounds like a load of crap, but I would kick Kimbo out to just so I didn't have to stare at her bird face.
Wasn't PP rocking that same frock a few weeks back?
That story is so ridiculously like something out of a daytime soap opera of what "backstage" would be like at a show. Among other foolishness in the storyline, there's no way Jen would be able to "get Kim kicked out" and then the bouncers would drag Kim through the club.
That's some shit out of Dynasty.