Threatened By Kimbo?
Jennifer Aniston followed John Mayer all around the UK and Europe last week while he was playing gigs. Everything was fine until Jenny spotted Kimbo Stewart backstage at John's Hard Rock Calling show at Hyde Park in London. Kimbo and John apparently know each other, but Jenny doesn't want any hos around "who reminds her that he used to be a player," claims one source. Bitch better take John and move to Mongolia then, because John is a mega slut. Shit, I'm sure there's a camel in Mongolia who has hit that shit.
According to the Mirror, Jenny immediately told security to kick Kimbo out. Kimbo wouldn't move even though bouncers told her a couple of times that she had to take her nastiness elsewhere. John finally stepped in and demanded Kimbo be kicked out.
A source said, "Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting: 'Why doesn't he want me here? Is this because of her?' "She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved."
When you start becoming jealous of the fugness known as Kimbo Stewart, it's time to check yourself into the nearest mental facility. Game over.
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How do we know that Kimbo wasn't being disrespectful?
I mean she was John ex's and refused to leave so maybe Jen was right to want her out, but who knows it seems to me that if you ask me to leave I will be so upset I will leave right away, but I have some self respect
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Jen's escalating rampage is yet another reason I'm tempted to flee northward deep into the Michigan woods this weekend.
The three-day Rothbury Music Festival starts this afternoon -- just a few miles away from my blessed home. It's the first one, but the producers scored (just a small, partial list) the Dave Matthews Band, Crystal Method, 311, Beth Orton, Govt. Mule, Trey Anastasio, Michael Franti, Thievery Corporation, The Dresden Dolls, Snoop Dogg, Primus, Iron and Wine, Yonder Mountain String Band, Gomez, Citizen Cope, The Black Keys, Modest Mouse, The Wailers, Keller Williams, Widespread Panic, Jakob Dylan, and
John Mayer. Sunday night at 6:45.
Of all the hippies, stoners, hipsters, soccer moms and dads, aging skaters, and tweakers, none of these scare me more than the possiblity -- nay, the PROBABILITY -- that Jennifer Anniston will fly screaming into the venue.
God, I'm scared. So very scared.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 3, 2008 - 9:49am.
Well aren't you just a little ray of sunshine?? lmao, I think I just found my soulmate.
Sucks to be that old and so insecure. She's already had her man stolen once...I am sure she doesn't want to be put through that again. Dumbasses
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Hahhhahaha, yeah the only thing she didn't know hot to ride because it doesn't require doggy style,whatever that means...
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I say we get dangerous
AJPitt.. Hahahaha.. You should have patted her back.. then stuck one of those extra load maxi-pads to her back.. w/ wings!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 3, 2008 - 9:59am.
Jen strikes me as a whiner, just like her character Rachel was. She probably whines and complains the whole time during sex.
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*opens eyes really big* Ohh, so that's a bad thing.. *Gulp*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by oklahoma on July 3, 2008 - 9:56am.
HA HA! I will tell you exactly what i told this KimHo. I said ummm girl? I dunno if you got lost on the way to the kitchen but the coffee is not at this desk and i dont keep any maxi pads here either and dont you ever tell me anything like that while im eating mushy frosted flakes again either!
But try drinking water. It helps my mom when she feels that way :)
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Clariisse:
LMAO. Good one.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
MissPriss.. Bwahahhaha, I remember that.. What a dummy! That's the only thing she didn't know how to ride since birth..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Cindyloo on July 3, 2008 - 9:56am.
Sounds like Jen is very insecure. I'd hate to see how she'd act if she was in the same room with Angelina.
------ Bwwwwaaahhhaaaa... I would pay to see that shit.
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 3, 2008 - 9:56am.
AJPitt,, I'm bloated.. What do you recommend?
Eat two bowls of Raisin Bran and you will be empting the entire contents of your large and small intestines within 12 hours.
Jen strikes me as a whiner, just like her character Rachel was. I'm thinking that's more than likely the case. I don't understand why douchebag Mayer is even into her. She probably whines and complains the whole time during sex.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
O My. I never noticed this until I saw the two pictures side by side, but they have they both have the same long horse faced look.
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"used to be a player"
It's always a good idea to date guys with that line on their emotional resume.
To me, that's the beginning of the end of a relationship right there.
If she's not secure enough to have hos at a party, fer goodness sake, she obviously doesn't feel like "the One", you know?
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Wasn't Kimbo just pawing Jude Laws boy bits? Man, she gives Sienna Miller a run for her money!
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Lowchen...
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I don't know how much of this I believe, but I would kick Kimbo out anywhere.
Sounds like a lot of bullshit...
Sounds like Jen is very insecure. I'd hate to see how she'd act if she was in the same room with Angelina.
I'm surprised that he hasn't already moved on to the next one by now.
Hahahahhaha
Kimbo fell off a motorcycle on the red carpet. And Parasite laughed at her. Bitches
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I say we get dangerous
AJPitt,, I'm bloated.. What do you recommend?
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Kimbo looks like she has been ridden hard and put away wet
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
I know Kimbo looks like a dog, but the question is, what kind of dog...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Oh and can i tell you guys that im temping at an office where this bitch keeps coming in here and telling me she is bloated!!!!!
Why would a woman come tell a man that she has the cramps? Go take a shit and shut the fuck up you stupid bitch! Im gay not a girl! Asshole!
Well the bitch reminds me of Kimbo. A mexican Kimbo stewart who needs to TAKE A SHIT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Kimbo is a dead ringer for her father. And Jen and John are absoluely perfect for each other. Brad can go suck on a lizard peen, being stuck with that baboon ass face with six kids.
"Is it because of her" Well i'm sure John just had his bodyguards stash her away in his dressing room closet until after the show.. For a midnight sore-a-thon..
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John is SUCH a whore. If Jenny doesn't admit to that she's stupider than I thought.
Stupider...I hate that word. But keeping it.
Kimbo is another ho. Man! All these people are glorified whores! WHORES I TELL YA!!!
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I say we get dangerous
Well kimbo is a drunk bitch with vagina sores and puss filled urine. You KNOW drunk bitches piss all over the seat when they are trying to hover over the toilet bowl. She did the other ladies who may not have been exposed to the Hiltons vaginal plague by making her fever blistered ass go piss in a field like a proper cow should.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.