TyTy In Wax
Uh....oh... TyTy Baby got her own wax figure at Madam Tussauds in DC yesterday. You know what this means? We are never going to hear the fucking end of it. I can already hear TyTy saying, "When I got my first wax figure..." and "You being strung out on drugs reminds me of the time when my wax figure...."
Wait....maybe that isn't a wax figure. Maybe that's TyTy Baby undercover as a wax figure! She's going to expose the secret lonely world of wax figures. She's going to tell us how hard it is for wax figures out there and she's experienced it first hand. That TyTy is always breaking the real stories. She deserves a Peabody.
The only way to really know if that wax figure is TyTy herself is to say to it, "Damn, even her wax bitch has a fat ass." If her wax figure doesn't explode into a tirade, then we know it's really made of wax.
Here's more pictures of TyTy's wax ho. The homeboy in the third thumbnail below is doing things to me....
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thats funny cuz homeboy in the 3rd picture has been doing things to me all year
Really creepy
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I love Ty Ty Baby... she is one fierce sagittarius! But what's this about her not being able to find love? WTF is up with us sags?? Beethoven, Austen, Banks and now... me?!!
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
fuck, I thought they were both statues
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"
Me: "Hi, it's me, TTMcSlutty, just calling about my wax figure. Yeah, do everything like you did on the initial measuring, just shave off like 40 or 50 pounds. Yeah, great, thanks.
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"You being strung out on drugs reminds me of the time when my wax figure...."
Bahahahahaha that cracked me up good!
ooh look and even her wax statue is "smiling with her eyes"!!!
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Submitted by Pers on July 3, 2008 - 7:38am.
It's bad when your wax figure looks a gazillion times better than you.
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ITA. Will the one of Naomi Campbell display her phone-pitching stance?
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More Tyra for Tyra to love. That wax is 60 pounds lighter than the REAL Tyra.Cool
She's almost as bad as Danny Bonaduce.
Dman the figure is a lot skinnier than her.
She's always harping about how women don't need to care about being fat. WTF I thought she was proud of having curves. Why isn't that wax figure just as fat as she is? She hasn't looked like that since she was a VS model.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 9:51am.
Which one is wax?
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The one that ISN'T an annoying twat.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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i absolutly love the fact her hands look 'like catchers mitts.' bitches say that shit to the top model contestants all the time. fuck you tyra. karmas a bitch. and apparently bitches now come in a wax version ready to play ball. hahahahaha
'guyliner-wearing, walking vagina known as Pete Wentz'-MK-july 1,2008
TyTy Baby got her own wax figure at Madam Tussauds in DC
ROFLMAO, IN D.C. ROFLMAO.
Madam Tussaud was kind and took away TyTy's gut and arm flab.
This is the new Photoshop for wax!
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Tyra IS a house of wax.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
I think the wax figure is always supposed to be made to express a time when the celebrity was at their best. I'm sure that Ty Ty had some say in it (as bossy as she is) and chose to be captured when she was thinner.
The truth is that it's way better for her ratings, given that she's a talk-show host, for her to be a little heavier. Now, I'm not denying that she's damn happy about it cuz it makes her life a lot easier...but her market would just hate a bitch if she was any closer to perfect than she is right now.
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That's actually one of the best likenesses they've done.
she's not nearly that small.
I bet the wax figure smells better too.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
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Which one is wax?
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Well at least we know that she will talk about it everyday on her show. Now thats some good television.
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Snoogle. OMG I just noticed. WTF girl ain't got no neck like that..Keep on dreaming *snap snap*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Someone forgot to recreate TY TY's twinkie bloat.
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Looks better than the original
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I say we get dangerous
Um that wax figure ISNT life size....its ass is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too small. That and I'm sure that hair is attached...not at all like Ty Ty's.
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The wax figure looks much better, and the bonus is that it doesn't talk.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 3, 2008 - 10:43am.
Snoogle. Oh you mean the Jenny Craig wax that they used to "suction fat out of Celebs" that are in their commericals.. That kind of wax..
--- that and the wax that made Ty Ty have collar bones and a thinner mid line, and thinner face ;)
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Snoogle. Oh you mean the Jenny Craig wax that they used to "suction fat out of Celebs" that are in their commericals.. That kind of wax..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
rolling my eyes at this bitch!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
They must have used that super new Jenny Craig wax to make this likeness of Ty Ty.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
It's bad when your wax figure looks a gazillion times better than you.
Team Wax Tyra!
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