Thursday, July 3rd 2008

Hot Pregnant Dude Gave Birth!!!!!!!

REJOICE! Hot Pregnant Dude popped out a baby girl!!! ABC News reports that Thomas Beatie and his bull dyke wifey, Nancy, welcomed a girl into their family today. No word on what they have named their little angel, but I'm sure we'll know pretty quickly. I'm also pretty sure they are posing for their exclusive magazine photo shoot right now.

And yes, he had a c-section....I hope.

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His constant attention whoring offends me on every level. If he and his wife want to have a baby, fine. Just don't go on every TV show and appear in every magazine bragging about it. Dear God, how do they expect that little girl to have a normal life? Are they going to constantly pimp her out too?

BTW, People claims he didn't have a c-section.

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Ew imagine if he had the baby out of his vagina. It would tear it into a penis.

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This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?

This is not a man giving birth.This is a confused fucked-up female attention whore.She just wants what she feels are the best of both worlds.This wouldn't make me quite as angry if she wasn't whoring herself out to every talk show and tabloid out there.

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Congrats to the new parents!! I think that's great. :-)

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zzzz....whatever.

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The only thing different about me is that I can't breastfeed my baby. But a lot of mothers don't," he told PEOPLE.'

Again, more proof that him being recognized as male is a crock a shit. Is he a mother or is he a man?

I do not see why this famewhore has gotten all the publicity he has. He is NOT a dude. He was born a female and still has all the female reporoductive organs. He is not a man having a baby.

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LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 4:51pm.

Submitted by Ange on July 3, 2008 - 4:50pm.

Okay - according to people magazine, "Despite published reports, Beatie says the baby was not delivered via C-section. He intends to publish a book about his experience this fall."
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Whoever wants to read about something looking like a man pushing a baby out of its vagina say AY!

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*crickets chirping*

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*yawns, blinks*

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OK this person is not a real dude. He identifies as a guy and has taken artificial hormones but he's still got a hoohah and a baby oven, therefore is biologically a female... I'll be more impressed when a biological male with bona fide cock and balls gives birth.

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Submitted by Ange on July 3, 2008 - 4:50pm.

Okay - according to people magazine, "Despite published reports, Beatie says the baby was not delivered via C-section. He intends to publish a book about his experience this fall."
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Whoever wants to read about something looking like a man pushing a baby out of its vagina say AY!

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*crickets chirping*

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Okay - according to people magazine, "Despite published reports, Beatie says the baby was not delivered via C-section. He intends to publish a book about his experience this fall."

So the MAN had a vaginal birth? Don't tell me he identifies with being a man and chooses a VAGINAL birth!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 4:14pm.

Yep, that settles it, she herself said that was "the ONLY thing different". Case closed.

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Oooooooo! Check this out!!

From People.com:
'Their baby girl is Thomas's first child. "The only thing different about me is that I can't breastfeed my baby. But a lot of mothers don't," he told PEOPLE.'

BUSTED! He just admitted he was a mother. Pregnant Dude is a self-confessed chick. I rest my case.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

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Submitted by Linzee on July 3, 2008 - 4:09pm.
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It's unfortunate she chose her sexual organs to famewhore on. She's still a she, perpetrating like a man, in order to gain some measure of fame. She's doing a disservice to true transgendered people by making a mockery of it.

But ITA- fuck whomever you wanna fuck, and love knows no colors or genders.

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Submitted by Kizzy:

She's famewhoring, why are we not allowed to snark on her just as much as we snark on the other famewhores?
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Never said you're not. And, incidentally, I was not addressing her famewhoring.... rather, those who like to get themselves worked up and angry over other persons' personal choices re: the use of their own sex organs.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 3:27pm
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Oh my good gawwwwd, yes, they'd be caterwauling at the first sight of that much blood. They'd demand to be hospitalized. We truly are the stronger sex. Men could never handle it.

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Submitted by Linzee on July 3, 2008 - 3:43pm

She's famewhoring, why are we not allowed to snark on her just as much as we snark on the other famewhores?

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 3:27pm.
My gawwwwd, can you imagine the whining and crying they'd do? They'd call in work sick, and keep a heating pad or hot water bottle on their abodomens the entire time.
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Not to mention the crying and screaming every time they wipe and see all the blood.

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Congrats to this happy couple.

Fuck the haters.

True, consensual love between adults cannot and should not be defined. If someone wants to change their legal sex and still have a child.... who gives a shit????

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 3:24pm
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My gawwwwd, can you imagine the whining and crying they'd do? They'd call in work sick, and keep a heating pad or hot water bottle on their abodomens the entire time.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 3:20pm.

WORD. Precisely so.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 3:24pm.

TYVM for posting that, and I wholeheartedly agree with the poster. Let an actual man experience PMS and then talk.
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I'd like to see a man just experience ONE period let alone an entire episode of PMS.

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Submitted by boomsy on July 3, 2008 - 3:09pm.

TYVM for posting that, and I wholeheartedly agree with the poster. Let an actual man experience PMS and then talk.

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Submitted by megonfire on July 3, 2008 - 3:16pm.

Psychologically, no, it's not that simple, unless you define gender as being completely limited to the physical (and even it's not that simple, because of hermaphroditism). Ever heard of the term "genderqueer"? Many people do not perceive themselves as solely male or female, but identify with both (or neither) genders.

Denying that is like saying that because men and women have the necessary equipment to procreate, any orientation other than homosexuality is wrong.
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I still think you might be confused.
From the Dictionary:
gender: The condition of being female or male

You can't CHOOSE to be either male or female. You're born one or the other, and that's that. Whether you THINK you're male or female, that's completely psychological, that has nothing to do with your gender.

I'm sure a lot of people can identify with both males and females (I, for example, behave like a woman when out in public but behave like a man when I'm burping after a can of Coke) but that doesn't mean they can classify themselves as something they are not.

I can't go calling myself Chinese now can I?

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

"Excuse me?
Penis = Male
Vagina = Female

That's pretty black and white, wouldn't you say?"

Psychologically, no, it's not that simple, unless you define gender as being completely limited to the physical (and even it's not that simple, because of hermaphroditism). Ever heard of the term "genderqueer"? Many people do not perceive themselves as solely male or female, but identify with both (or neither) genders.

Denying that is like saying that because men and women have the necessary equipment to procreate, any orientation other than homosexuality is wrong.

The fact that Thomas is legally recognized as a man is a joke. If you have a vagina and have not had the sex re-assignment surgery, you are not a man.

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I was reading some of the comments on ABC's website about the story; this one made me laugh:

Men already try to get the credit for everything. Now they want to steal this from us too? She is a traitor to women who suffer PMS and childbirth and then try to credit this to "being a man" Gah! Like these transgendered men who try to think being a woman is wearing an evening gown and heavy make-up. HAVE PMS FOR A FEW MONTHS AND SEE what being a woman is really like. I'm tired of men stealing our thunder! Our bodies are not make-able but miraculous!
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Whatever this creature is, it should be in a ZOO. The reptile section.

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Submitted by jammer on July 3, 2008 - 11:25am.
Honestly though, folks, I don't think, given how cyclical public interest is in "special interest" stories, as fed to us by the news, that the Beatie family's stories is going to be one preserved for posterity.
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Unfortunately on this one, I disagree, and for two reasons:

1) Have you ever read aboout the first test-tube baby, Louise Brown (b.1978)? That was a TRUE technological advance, and yet that poor child was held up to ridicule for much of her life by uneducated fools who felt it was against "God's Will", and/or was the first step down a slippery slope of unethical medical techniques. These days invitro is common, but Louise Brown would probably beg to differ with your view on this child's future.

2)Thomas and his companion have made every effort to remain in the news and want Thomas to be recognized as the first man to give birth, which simply isn't true. If nothing else, their efforts at remaining in the spotlight give me an uneasy certainty that this child will be as much an opportunity for fame to them as anything else. I hope I am wrong, but they don't give me much reason to think otherwise.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 3, 2008 - 2:57pm.

I agree. Sexuality isn't black and white, more of a spectrum, but gender definitely is.
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megonfire, I think you have gender confused with sexuality. IV nailed it on the penishead.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by megonfire on July 3, 2008 - 2:36pm.

I don't get all this "he's having his cake and eating it too!" outrage. Gender isn't black-and-white; some people feel as if they are both male and female. If he wants both, so what? What exactly is the problem?
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Excuse me?
Penis = Male
Vagina = Female

That's pretty black and white, wouldn't you say?

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I agree. Sexuality isn't black and white, more of a spectrum, but gender definitely is.

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Submitted by megonfire on July 3, 2008 - 2:36pm.

I don't get all this "he's having his cake and eating it too!" outrage. Gender isn't black-and-white; some people feel as if they are both male and female. If he wants both, so what? What exactly is the problem?
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Excuse me?
Penis = Male
Vagina = Female

That's pretty black and white, wouldn't you say?

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 11:44am.

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jus' sayin'

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 3, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 2:40pm.
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For reals. Everybody wants their 15 minutes of fame, to the point that their famewhoring completely eclipses whatever legitimate statement or talent they are trying to display.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 2:40pm.

I completely agree. I think it is that entitlement disease that our culture suffers from. Identity and physical gender do not have to be the same, but this soul is roaming all over both spectrums. Of course with a camera in hand the entire time. I hope the transgendered community doesn't see this as some great triumph.

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Submitted by DUDE on July 3, 2008 - 2:42pm.
I'm sure there are plenty of flat-chested, hairy women who've given birth prior to "Thomas".

Does that make them men too?
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Most excellent point, thank you for making it.
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Submitted by jammer on July 3, 2008 - 2:25pm.

That's the part that bugs me about this whole deal. She wants to go down in history as the first man to give birth, and that is not true. She's not a man, she's a woman, giving birth the way women have done since the beginning of time. Cutting off her tits, and taking testosterone shots does not a man make. She's famewhoring.

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I'm sure there are plenty of flat-chested, hairy women who've given birth prior to "Thomas".

Does that make them men too?

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by megonfire on July 3, 2008 - 2:36pm.

Because she's saying she's the first man to give birth, and that is simply not true. She's a woman, who cut off her tits and took testosterone shots. She's still a woman, not a man. If she had finished her sexual reassignment, she would not be able to have a baby. Trying to pass herself off as the first man to give birth is a false impression, only for publicity, which makes this a publicity stunt, and nothing more. She's not even making a case for transgendered people. She's perpetuating fraud in order to gain notoriety and money. Famewhore.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 3, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 12:54pm.
What makes me curious is who is the sperm donor?
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Maybe he'll show up in 13 years looking to do right by his responsiblities;)
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Right. You know it's Michael Lohan.

These two media whores and their drama infuriate me. They will be on the cover of People or something even less upscale with their story in a few weeks, like the baby will have horns and a tail, because of course it really was birthed of a MALE.

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I don't get all this "he's having his cake and eating it too!" outrage. Gender isn't black-and-white; some people feel as if they are both male and female. If he wants both, so what? What exactly is the problem?

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 12:54pm.
What makes me curious is who is the sperm donor?
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Maybe he'll show up in 13 years looking to do right by his responsiblities;)

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Honestly though, folks, I don't think, given how cyclical public interest is in "special interest" stories, as fed to us by the news, that the Beatie family's stories is going to be one preserved for posterity. I'm not trying to be naive, but I would hope that, when the time comes and the child is old enough to understand her familial situation, that we as a culture would have progressed a little more towards an understanding and a tolerance of differences of all kinds, and will raise our children with this knowledge. I say this, yet this is a country were the possibility of having a black president burns the cockles of a good deal of the population.
I dunno, I give up!
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We have some great debaters on this site; I enjoy interacting with you guys, even in the moments of insanity...

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Submitted by Better Off Dead: "Is dad going to pass his disgust with the female body on to his daughter?"

Good point.

There is something so unsettling about all this. I have no problem with the transgendered, or gays or gays having children. It's just the whole thing all together makes me very uncomfortable and angry.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 3, 2008 - 2:16pm.

OOOhhhh, I just got the willies. Something about "Nasal Fissure" made me cross my legs together and press REAL hard, like when I was in second grade and had dreams about Mr. Sennett the Gym Coach in his tighty whities. Only then it felt good and this made my tummy feel queasy.
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That's because tighty whiteys don't make you feel like you have papercuts on your eyeballs. Mmmm, papercutted eyeballs.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 11:11am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 3, 2008 - 2:08pm.
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Is your nose bleeding? I guess it's good news it wasn't Dr Pepper, because then it would be. Nasal fissure.

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OOOhhhh, I just got the willies. Something about "Nasal Fissure" made me cross my legs together and press REAL hard, like when I was in second grade and had dreams about Mr. Sennett the Gym Coach in his tighty whities. Only then it felt good and this made my tummy feel queasy.

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Submitted by Vodka on July 3, 2008 - 1:43pm.
jammer-
his 'look at me!' attitude is f'ing annoying. I'M A MAN! AND PREGNANT!!! uh, no. you are a chick, with body hair. that you got by taking drugs. bfd.

i concur.
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Submitted by boomsy on July 3, 2008 - 2:11pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 2:07pm

I don't know if you're teasing me or being serious, but now I feel like a bitch on the warpath....
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No no, I completely agree with you. I think it's nothing more that complete selfishness on the part of the parents. They HOPE the world will accept them as they are and that their children won't suffer because of it and they think that suffices. They don't bother to take a second to realize that that's not going to happen. The kid is going to get teased/have serious issues after taking baths with mommy and mommy/daddy, etc etc.

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