Thursday, July 3rd 2008

Hot Pregnant Dude Gave Birth!!!!!!!

REJOICE! Hot Pregnant Dude popped out a baby girl!!! ABC News reports that Thomas Beatie and his bull dyke wifey, Nancy, welcomed a girl into their family today. No word on what they have named their little angel, but I'm sure we'll know pretty quickly. I'm also pretty sure they are posing for their exclusive magazine photo shoot right now.

And yes, he had a c-section....I hope.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by boomsy on July 3, 2008 - 11:05am.
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on July 3, 2008 - 1:51pm

Here's the issue I have: there are downfalls and privileges of being male or female; most of us don't get to chose.
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Game, Set, Match...Boomsy.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 3, 2008 - 2:08pm.

After reading this, I just snorted Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi through my nasal cavity.

Interesting Side Note: Snorting Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi burns the bejeesus out of your nasal cavity.

Note to Self: Do not read LCT's posts/any humorous commentary while drinking Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi.
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Is your nose bleeding? I guess it's good news it wasn't Dr Pepper, because then it would be. Nasal fissure.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 2:07pm

I don't know if you're teasing me or being serious, but now I feel like a bitch on the warpath....

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 11:01am.
karen
our shepherds can hump too! it's a freeforall!
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Is your Shepard okay with lopsided humping? Hammer leans a bit to the right these days...that hip replacement surgery is a bitch to pay for...

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I still don't get why this is news. He's still physically a she. I get that he's a guy trapped in a woman's body, but if the couple hadn't hired folks to make it news, would anyone care?
Call me when a post-op or a biological male gives birth.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 10:59am.
Submitted by j-starra on July 3, 2008 - 1:55pm.

The most unnatural natural birth in the history of mankind. Itkind. Whatever.
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After reading this, I just snorted Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi through my nasal cavity.

Interesting Side Note: Snorting Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi burns the bejeesus out of your nasal cavity.

Note to Self: Do not read LCT's posts/any humorous commentary while drinking Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi.

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Submitted by boomsy on July 3, 2008 - 2:03pm.

I'm personally sick and tired of seeing the children I work with day in and day out messed up because their parents decide THEIR needs are more important that the needs of their child.
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Like the 55 year old mothers who think it's totally acceptable to have multiples and don't think there's anything wrong with the likelihood that their kids will be checking them into nursing homes on their high school graduation day?? Inconsiderate pricks.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on July 3, 2008 - 1:51pm

Here's the issue I have: there are downfalls and privileges of being male or female; most of us don't get to chose. One of the plus sides of being a woman is being able to bear a child, something MEN can't do. 'Thomas' decided he wanted to live and be accepted as a man, yet this stunt is pulled. I'm personally sick and tired of seeing the children I work with day in and day out messed up because their parents decide THEIR needs are more important that the needs of their child. IMO, this is just another example. Their daughter has no choice in the matter, but for the rest of her life she will be branded as the child of the "pregnant man" who's really a woman.
My other problem with this is the fact that other transgendered people are able to pick what they wanted and stick with that decision. I'm sure there are some of them out there that see this as a slap in the face, especially knowing what they have to go through to be accepted. I've done research on this topic in the past and understand it's not an easy decision but it is something that is supposed to be done 100%, and most doctors won't DO the surgery unless you can commit to it completely. 'Thomas' didn't, and now that child is going to have to live with the consequences. THAT'S my issue with him legally being seen as male when at the end of the day he's got the same body parts I do yet thinks we should respect what an psychiatrist would tell you is a gender confused woman.

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Thank you Kizzy

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karen
our shepherds can hump too! it's a freeforall!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 10:53am.
I wub yew Karen Flatts :)

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The wub is mutual, LCT.

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Submitted by j-starra on July 3, 2008 - 1:55pm.

Actually, it was a natural birth....Congrats to them!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Now THAT is fucking wrong/gross.

The most unnatural natural birth in the history of mankind. Itkind. Whatever.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

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Congrats. I think.

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 3, 2008 - 10:42am.

And CTH is exactly right: This is a female. Period. If I wear a tiara and a corset would you call me Queen Elizabeth?
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No, but i might hump your leg.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 10:51am.
Can I get in on the leg humping action?
I'm always horny!
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Hump away dolls. Just beware of my German Shepard-- he fights for his territory...at least he did before the hip dysplasia set in. Now he'll just sit on you....

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 10:51am.

Can I get in on the leg humping action?
I'm always horny!
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The more the merrier!

On topic:
I am transgender, legally male, and legally married to Nancy.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.

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Submitted by Stay-lo on July 3, 2008 - 1:45pm.

No, she just got her tits cut off. She never went for the full reassignment surgery, there is no penis.

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Actually, it was a natural birth....Congrats to them!

TiredofthisCrap's picture

@Stay-lo

Thomas only has female sexual organs. Thomas never completed the full process, stopped at hormones and breast reduction.

Thomas looks so funny!I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site

*******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.

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What makes me curious is who is the sperm donor? If it is someone they know or did they go to the bank? The cynic in me says that soon we will be hearing about this from the donors point of view. Donor will be paid of course.

I believe that the Beatie family wanted to have two children so we can expect this to happen again in the future.

If they choose not to have more children, then I think it would be safe in assuming that pregnant guy will continue on with the sexual reassignment surgery.

Until then it is still just two women who wanted to have a baby.

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peaches's picture

Ha! now Brangelina are going to do another press conference! they can't let the formerly pregnant dude get all the attention!

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I wub yew Karen Flatts :)

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

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@boomsy

I don't believe there's a law that states he/she can't "call" himself/herself a man.

That is probably what this nonsense is going to invoke, at what point can you specify either gender if you are transsexual, after full medical transformation, certain percentages of medical change, what you feel inside etc etc.

christine the hoff's picture

Can I get in on the leg humping action?
I'm always horny!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

feckless's picture

Mrs.K- that song always reminds me of Harold and Maude, love that movie!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 10:45am.

I love your songs, never stop.
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Thanks doll. I got the music in me.

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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 3, 2008 - 10:42am.

And CTH is exactly right: This is a female. Period. If I wear a tiara and a corset would you call me Queen Elizabeth?
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No, but i might hump your leg.
:)
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.

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I brought this up the first time this story came out, this must have been her last vestige of being a biological female, she, bottom line, wanted to give birth to a child which in turn makes ME question if she is really ready to go all the way into becoming a male.
Yes, both her and her partner wanted a child, however, in the end she could have said no but she didn't. Instead, with a body full of drugs to aid the transgender process she opted to do this.
Now, the world knows about it, they made it public for why exactly?
To forward the transgender life style in some kind of positive light or to make a buck?
Going on Okra, does not up credibility.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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Submitted by AmyWino on July 3, 2008 - 12:41pm.

Sing it, "Working at the car wash, yeah"!
mrs.kravitz
I love your songs, never stop.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

Stay-lo's picture

This may be a stupid question but does this man/chick have a penis? I was under the impression that he hadnt had the surgery so wouldnt it be possible for him to have a vaginal birth? I'm confused??

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 1:40pm.

feckles
you can research it online, females who get in athletic shape need testosterone to maintain muscle mass.
I'm still all woman, just horny and a little aggresive, seriously, lol.
nice combo, hey?

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Ohhh, haha. Cool! I was thinking something much kinkier for some reason.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:36pm.

Yes, yes, I know that playing dress up and getting more radical with the body are two different things. I used that example because both are approaches to gender performance.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

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She is not a dude, yet! She still has her female reproductive organs, just had her breasts reduced and some testostorone (sp) to give her facial hair. She also has given birth to another child, this isn't her first.

When someone born a male has a child, then I will be impressed. This isn't impressive, just an attempt to make money. I feel bad for that poor child.

Thomas looks so funny!I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site

*******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.

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And again witht he form and function issue that "building a pole" brings up. My exboyfriend had cancer and can no longer get it up, that does not make him a woman just because he has it and doesnt work.

What would make him a woman is if he had a vagina and a working uterus and ovaries and all that
VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT I love cock!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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You know, this whole thing just annoys me. How SHE was legally able to be called a man is beyond me. I read the article update @ABC News, and the said the birth was NATURAL...no man can push things "out of a vagina" as previously mentioned by another poster. I just feel really sorry for the child; you know everyone's going to think she's a freak of nature. It's selfish and unfair for the parents to do; 'Thomas' should've thought about that before deciding living like a man was the thing to do.

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OK, I wrote a song for the occasion.

Well, if you want to sing out, sing out
And if you want to be free, be free
'Cause there's a million things to be
You know that there are

And if you want to live high, live high
And if you want to live low, live low
'Cause there's a million ways to go
You know that there are

You can do what you want
The opportunity's on
And if you can find a new way
You can do it today
You can make it all true
And you can make it undo
you see ah ah ah
its easy ah ah ah
You only need to know

Well if you want to say yes, say yes
And if you want to say no, say no
'Cause there's a million ways to go
You know that there are

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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.

jammer-
his 'look at me!' attitude is f'ing annoying. I'M A MAN! AND PREGNANT!!! uh, no. you are a chick, with body hair. that you got by taking drugs. bfd.

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Submitted by jammer on July 3, 2008 - 10:18am.
"It", love carrottop?
Don't be ignorant. It's not becoming of you.

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Why is that ignorant? Is there a term for women- who-are-in-the-process-of-becoming-men-but-stopped-to-have-a-baby? Why does everything have to be so picked apart when it comes to this type of stuff? And please don't start going off on how it's discriminatory and if she wants to be called a man we should refer to "her" as a "he".

Sorry, but until the first biologically male human being gives birth, I will refer to all pregnant individuals as "she". LCT actually gave her a little slack by calling her "it". When she finishes her gender reassignment surgery, no longer HAS A UTERUS or what passes for one here on earth, I will then call "her"; "he".

And CTH is exactly right: This is a female. Period. If I wear a tiara and a corset would you call me Queen Elizabeth?

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 1:31pm.

hey because of what I do for a living, I get testosterone dumps into my blood stream, and trust, I'm still one hundred percent female.
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Can I ask what you do for a living? Just curious!

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OH another thing to offer--
Transmen ostensibly have it more difficult than transwomen, because, as the adage goes "It's easier to dig a hole than to build a pole". So the body is always incomplete. It's pointless to have a penile implant, because it will never function like one you'd be born with. Science is certainly less concerned with gender dysplasia issues, and is not in any rush to "perfect" the technology. Performance artist/porn star Annie Sprinkles had a documentary a few years ago called "Linda, Les, and Annie" that, um, explores this. That's why the vag goes nowhere. A few trans people I am acquainted with have gone so far as to have hysterectomies to supplement their testosterone therapies. As Thomas' story explicitly states, he kept his reproductive organs so that he could birth a child since his wife is physically unable. In other words, smoke em if you've got em. Sure, adoption is an viable option, but heteros are "selfish" and rarely explore the option, so why should it be a better one for the Beaties than artificial insemination? It makes sense to me, but then again, I'm a pretty liberal sort of gal.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

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C Word

LMAO! You go ask grandma!

Thanks sluts for the answer. I'm slow today in the membrain, duh! Hormones. Still, I didn't know chicks could grow a beard if they took male hormones...yuk

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I say we get dangerous

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feckles
you can research it online, females who get in athletic shape need testosterone to maintain muscle mass.
I'm still all woman, just horny and a little aggresive, seriously, lol.
nice combo, hey?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

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Submitted by Better Off Dead on July 3, 2008 - 1:32pm.

@LCT: I understand the confusion but I agree with CTH that she is a woman. I am all for transgender people and respect their right to live their lives as they please but my issue with her is that she did not commit to the transformation, it's all very wishy washy. She kept thethings that make her a woman, the vag hole and the uterus. When it suited she was able to just stop taking a pill and have her period again within months. That makes her a lady.
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I agree with that totally. The whole pregnancy thing didn't sit well with me for exactly that reason. She wants to have her cake, eat it, shove it up her ass hole and then exfoliate her beard hair with it. If you want to be a dude, BE A DUDE. If you want to be a chick and keep your uterus so you can do what it is that women do, stay a fucking woman.

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"I don't get mad I just get even"
First of all NOT A DUDE!!! Best of luck to her and her and her but he's a she and the media sux for glamorizing this...k...i'm done now...onward

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Submitted by jammer on July 3, 2008 - 1:30pm.

No one is slagging her for wanting to be a man.
We are commenting on the fact that in life you cant have your cake and eat it too.

Men can not have babies and if you want to say you are a man then dont go pushing things out of your vagina.

Yes it looks like a pump but feels like a sneaker.
That doesnt mean you can lace up your shiney leather night time shoes and go for a jog in the park.

Yes i realize that it is hard to create a penis on a woman and easier to make a vajayjay out of a penis but that is like comparing apples and bananas when you bring up form and function.

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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Submitted by jammer on July 3, 2008 - 1:30pm

No. She's still confused. If she went so far as to have her tits cut off, and take testosterone shots, she should have completed the reassignment surgery. I respect anyone's desire to have children, but she is not a man, she is still a woman. Until she completes her reassignment, she's still a woman. Dressing as a woman, and wanting to change your body to become a woman or man are 2 very different things. Any of the drag queens I have ever met, are perfectly happy with their penises. If they weren't, they'd go for sexual reassignment surgery.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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hey because of what I do for a living, I get testosterone dumps into my blood stream,
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Wha??

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 10:31am.

"when is she going to become a man?"
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When she hires a woman and pays her about 3/4s of what she would a man

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 1:31pm.

hey because of what I do for a living, I get testosterone dumps into my blood stream, and trust, I'm still one hundred percent female.
all they did was up her testosterone through the roof so she can have a beard.
when is she going to become a man?
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When her wife decides she likes the cock.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo