Thursday, July 3rd 2008
Hot Pregnant Dude Gave Birth!!!!!!!
REJOICE! Hot Pregnant Dude popped out a baby girl!!! ABC News reports that Thomas Beatie and his bull dyke wifey, Nancy, welcomed a girl into their family today. No word on what they have named their little angel, but I'm sure we'll know pretty quickly. I'm also pretty sure they are posing for their exclusive magazine photo shoot right now.
And yes, he had a c-section....I hope.
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Let's get down to the important stuff...how long will it take him to lose the baby weight?
OMG, can you just imagine the cover of In Touch or Life & Style?
"HOW PREGNANT DUDE LOST THE BABY WEIGHT IN FOUR WEEKS!!!!!"
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by jammer on July 3, 2008 - 1:18pm.
"It", love carrottop?
Don't be ignorant. It's not becoming of you.
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Well then why don't you explain to me exactly what gender it is, because I have no clue.
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It's a woman dressed up in a man suit.
For these situations I like to say S/he altho that gets a little complicated when you're dealing with the posessive.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 3, 2008 - 1:27pm.
How can he/she grow a beard???
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Hold on, lemme go ask my grandmother....
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
@LCT: I understand the confusion but I agree with CTH that she is a woman. I am all for transgender people and respect their right to live their lives as they please but my issue with her is that she did not commit to the transformation, it's all very wishy washy. She kept thethings that make her a woman, the vag hole and the uterus. When it suited she was able to just stop taking a pill and have her period again within months. That makes her a lady.
hey because of what I do for a living, I get testosterone dumps into my blood stream, and trust, I'm still one hundred percent female.
all they did was up her testosterone through the roof so she can have a beard.
when is she going to become a man?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 3, 2008 - 1:27pm.
How can he/she grow a beard???
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Up till the time she decided to be pregnant she was taking hormones to stop her period and grow the beard.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
oh great, all is well in the world now for sure!!!!
Homework assignment:
Go to your public library and pick up GENDER TROUBLE by Judith Butler.
or read Judith Butler's wikipedia entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Butler
Nurture, not nature, folks.
You'll love a drag queen, but slag a trans man. It's all performance either way you slice it. That said, congratulations to the Beatie family.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
I hope they don't try to whore out this baby. Mom and dad made a choice to broadcast their life but the baby is innocent and should be left out of the media's spotlight.
Whoaman!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
In the long run it is still about two women who decided to have a baby.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
I don't get it when people made a big deal about this. "A man is pregnant!"
C'mon, its not a real man.
http://www.myspace.com/hes_so_blind
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 3, 2008 - 1:27pm.
How can he/she grow a beard???
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By a completely unnatural procedure called 'hormone injections'.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 1:27pm.
LCT
she is a woman.
SHE carried a baby in HER UTERUS and gave birth
all the tit cutting off in the world doesn't make a damn bit of difference.
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Ok, that's what I thought. I was afraid of opening my big fat ignorant mouth though and getting the whole "You intolerant biggoted bitch" response from a select few.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Milk ducts? More like milk duds.
What is it?
It's it
What is it?...
DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Bringing attention to the transgendered is noble but the whoring out of infants is not. you can bet on a bidding war for these photos if contract in not in place currently.
- Yes, I agree. Ideally I would rather have heard about this once the child was grown some what.
Then we could see a more "natural" developmental aspect instead of the media enhanced child rearing results.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
How can he/she grow a beard???
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I say we get dangerous
LCT
she is a woman.
SHE carried a baby in HER UTERUS and gave birth
all the tit cutting off in the world doesn't make a damn bit of difference.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by DUDE on July 3, 2008 - 1:23pm.
All together now, sing the chorus from Faith No More's Epic
You want it all but you cant have it!
Its in your face but you cant grab it!
I say!
WHAT IS IT!
I say!
WHAT IS IT!
what is it? A man with no penis is like a horse with no name!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I just thought about something, so ok, she had her breasts removed. Did they also remove the milk ducts?
I don't understand.
Submitted by DUDE on July 3, 2008 - 1:23pm.
All together now, sing the chorus from Faith No More's Epic
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WHAT IS IT!
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I say we get dangerous
Pregnant Guy had to keep his uterus because GF/Wife had to have a hysterectomy and they wanted to have children.
Bringing attention to the transgendered is noble but the whoring out of infants is not. you can bet on a bidding war for these photos if contract in not in place currently.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Is dad going to pass his disgust with the female body on to his daughter? When explaining why he would rather butcher himself than live as a woman it might be difficult to do so without confusing the little girl.
Submitted by jammer on July 3, 2008 - 1:18pm.
"It", love carrottop?
Don't be ignorant. It's not becoming of you.
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Well then why don't you explain to me exactly what gender it is, because I have no clue.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
thanks. I just barfed up my breakfast.
All together now, sing the chorus from Faith No More's Epic
the DUDE! abides...
Isnt a babys first look at the world its mother? Thats 70 years of nightmares right there!
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
It strikes me as affected to pretend someone with a vagina, uterus, and fully functional ovaries a man.
Does she have a penis as well--if so, must be a lot of fun at parties.
Well i am a man because of this penis between my legs and she is a woman because of the vagina between hers.
Yes i do feel and act like a pretty princess but that does not make me a woman.
Yes I have a buttgina but again, not a woman.
She should have just adopted a chinese baby and not been so selfish. The instinct to give birth is filed under the word "maternal".
WAIT I CONFUSED MYSELF!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
"He" could make a good chola. Thanks to dlisted, I'm developing an eye for such things.
I feel so sorry for it's child, it's going to be a pawn in a media circus for so many years.
"It", love carrottop?
Don't be ignorant. It's not becoming of you.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Congrats. But please. I don't need birthing room details.
Just.
No.
Why does that picture bother me? I have no problems with transsexuals, but something about this person strikes me as weird. Maybe it was that Oprah interview where I thought he sounded as if he were still confused about his gender.
Well good luck to him and the baby!
I'd watch a reality show about these peeps over "Jon and Kate Plus 8" anyday!
It doesn’t matter what sex you are; groom your pit hair.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
So, I'm guessing he won't be breast feeding?
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Too bad he can't nourish the baby with breastmilk. Should have chopped the chi chis after the baby was older.
um, here we go again
that is NOT A FUCKING MAN.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Is she going to finish her sexual-reassignment surgery now, or does she want to hold on to her womanhood long enough to have more kids?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Every time I see "hot pregnant dude" I think of "ugly naked guy" from Friends.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???? Out the penis hole? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! What? He's still got a McCooter? Phew!! Gawd bless the poor little bugger!
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
How ironic, a girl.
Rejoice isn't exactly my first reaction, more like oh gee, how long until they get a reality show?
I hope they save some of the baby hworing money they make.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Hahahahahah Miss Priss.
In other news, just the mental image of this 'It' having a vaginal birth makes we want to vomit out my girl bits. Ugh. I wonder if It did? No, I don't want to know.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Holy Penis!
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I say we get dangerous