Isn't this a strange sight? A power bottom riding a hung horse. Usually it's the other way around. And he didn't go bareback! Our little Jakey Poo is always surprising us.

Limpey-wristed Jakey Poo is learning how to "ride a horse" (AHAHAHAHA) for his new movie "Princess Prince of Persia." Homegirl is even rocking some long locks. Bitch is totally going to get the "Posh Bob" when he's finished with filming.

And is it just me or is the horse thinking, "Get this big ole' girl off of me! This is just embarrassing!"



LASux's picture

Jake is hott but I hate 2 things about him:
1.) He never made a public statement about the sudden loss of Heath and 2.) WTF is he doing with Reese?

I don't give a shit about you bitches, gay, bi or straight...Jake is the hottest out there today! Plus he is talented and seems like a nice guy. So fuck the haters. Jake FTW!!

parkrangerpete's picture

Wow. Brokeback Jake showed up for this one

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Vivian's picture

Dang, he's got the hottest body, eh? Looks great in that deep V-kneck T!

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Steffe's picture

He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Submitted by zomay on July 3, 2008 - 5:34pm.

OOOOOH, zomay, you have Oded Fehr as your avie. *purrrrs*

lizardo911's picture

This dude is so gay. I can't stand his gay voice either. I am not sure how the blonde chick - what's her name - can stand being around him. She must like taking it up the ass...

Lala11_7's picture

Fee for going to a hoity-toity equestrian club = $125.00 an hour...

Price for riding boots, not Hermes = $375

Looking like the gayest, fayest man ever to mount (tee-hee) a horsie = Priceless!!!

Talibah's picture

MK This entry of yours made me laugh so hard I pooed my pants!

How in the hell can you keep us laughing everyday with the shit you type? I haven't logged on here yet and not laughed my ass off.

Bella's picture

I just wanted to say that I´m really pleased to see how many animal lovers there are here :) I´ve noticed it before on other threads and that just goes to show that dlisters are the best!

My boyfriend just sent me the following link, thought you might enjoy it.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 3, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Bwhaa ha ha ha! "Zorro the Gay Blade"!
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Great flick!!
"2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, a peso,
All for El Zorro so stand up and say so!"

ROFLMAO

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Let me get this straight.
This is for a movie role? Could the pictures be taken out of context? Could this be a rehearsal for a battle scene?

ROFL, nah, that is just too effing logical.

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Bwhaa ha ha ha! "Zorro the Gay Blade"!

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Justina's picture

I think he is just effing around with the limp wrist.

Winnyfranfran's picture

I changed my avatar so you can see the size difference between a Maine Coon and a regular cat, although the photo is so small it might not be obvious. That is Jasper on the left and 2% on the right (because he looks like a dairy cow!).

More photos are at my myspace page: myspace.com/virtualgoogie

Puggles's picture

Wow, someone has been working out. That is one hot body. Yum.

I hate this bitch. Makes it hard to watch Brokeback Mountain now because he's ruining it for me.

HairyPotheadfan's picture

He has some serious wrist action going on there. But he aint gay...no way.

Sandbitch's picture

I just googled "maine coon" - MEGA POOSECAT!

Clarisse's picture

zomay,
Yeh, sadly, because shelter space is so limited any animal with behavioral issues is given a red flag. =(

BUT with people like you/Winnie/Kizzy/Mrs K., at least some of the "throw-aways" get good lives!

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zomay's picture

Winnyfranfran they are fantastic cats. You are a kind person for taking them into your home.

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zomay's picture

Clarisse hello! Cats are given very bad odds in shelters. If they need any kind of time or help, they usually are deemed useless.

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I love Maine Coons! I rescued two brothers and they are the best cats. They are huge and big lovies. I also rescued a Shar Pei from the same house. It was my brother's ex-roommate and he would leave them alone in the house for weeks on end. Disgusting. They have been with me for two years and just love it here.

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Zomay,
"anti social and sick" gosh, i wonder why that is? Maybe because her reproductive system was used like an ATM??

Well, she's happy now thanks to you!

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Submitted by zomay on July 3, 2008 - 5:19pm.

That is just disgusting. Gee, y'think she might've been a little anti-social because she was tired of being abused? Birthing litter after litter is hard on the body of a cat, but as you have stated and proven, given time and care to recover, they return to the wonderful creatures they truly are. It's a shame for anyone to ever treat an animal so shabbily. They should be strung up by their private parts. Or do time as a scratching post in a kitten shelter.

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Somebody tell him to cut the crap and just embrace the gayness.

Geezus.

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zomay's picture

Kizzy what really pisses me off is they were going to kill her because she was "red listed" due to being anti social and sick. I LOVE maine coons and could tell from her eyes she was just heart broken and exhausted. Put a little vitamin C in her water, let her rest, gave her space, and now she is part of the family. She is even patient with my 2 year old daughter. Great cat.

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I never thought Jake was gay until I saw these pictures. The limp wrist and tight t-shirt is too much.

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Submitted by zomay on July 3, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Thanks Kizzy.

You're very welcome. My hat's off to you for saving that poor kitty. I'm glad she's with someone who cares about her, rather than how much money she'll make for them.

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Look how he swings . . . This guy's back has to be "broke." Get that high horse off of you Jake, honestly.

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zomay's picture

Thanks Kizzy.

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TT99's picture

Those Glasses make Jake Gyllenhaal look really gay.
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Clarisse's picture

Sandbitch,
"She doesn't have any teeth however."
WTF!?!?! Afraid she'll bite their asses!
Alright, i'm getting you a gun. That's it.

On topic...
I don't see hotness in these pics. I see disabled riding school...

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Okay. Jakey is going to be hot as the Prince of Persia.
BTW, my fiance looks just like him.

Aren't I lucky?

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I say we get dangerous

Thanks for the tip Clarisse. I actually have an air conditioner (just turned it on, have to conserve energy as my bill was over $100 last month, which is why he was hot. He's parked in front of it now cooling off). What I hate is that I'm going away this afternoon until Saturday. I'll just leave the AC on Energy saver while I'm away.

But I will definitely do the frozen bottle thing for when I'm at work...

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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 3, 2008 - 4:47pm.

They don't want her to fight back against their cruelty?? Fucking scumbag boils on the ass of humanity. They should be drawn and quartered. No, they should be chained up or tied up somewhere forced to sit in their own shit for weeks on end and see how they like it.

OnT: I got nothin'

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Justina's picture

Not a big fan of the V-neck. Something incredibly not right about it. I'd still do the nasty with Jake though.

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Submitted by zomay on July 3, 2008 - 4:41pm.

I like to envision that those people's hell consists of many cats torturing them infinitely.
Thank you for saving that poor sweetheart. Purebreeds are not just moneymakers!! The cruelty of supposed "animal lovers" makes me sick.

OnT: So, who thinks Jakey is the notorious Toothy Tile? For me, it's always been a toss-up between Jake and Hayden Christensen, but after seeing this, I'm leaning towards Jake.

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This poor rotty has had many pups. One of her last pups was also here until recently. He was tied to her... So this old dog still has all her breeding bits. She doesn't have any teeth however. Go figure.

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 4:36pm

Absolutely genius idea for helping pets stay cool in the heat, my Persians are going to be thanking you in a few hours for it!!! Even with the A/C pumping, they still hog the vents. They would LOVE an ice bottle. Excellent point about popsugar, plus there's all that cotton candy webbing that gets all over, and that bubblegum film all over the screen. Makes me want to puke on something Laura Ashley.

OnT: Jake might be playing around with a friend making those hand motions, but he certainly doesn't look like a novice at it.

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 8:17pm.

DAE,
No, that was Heath Ledger.
What? Too soon?

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 3, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Didn't he ride a horse in Brokeback??

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Yes, he did. Poorly. He looked like he could be on the 25-cent pony ride outside your local Burger King.

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I thought he did! Thank you!

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zomay's picture

One of my cats was dumped at the shelter after spending her entire life breeding for some evil humans.(At least they took her to the shelter) She is a maine coon and her belly and boobs are in bad shape. Fuck breeders. Anyways sorry for off topic but I saw some of you were posting about dumb pet owners.

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punchypunchy's picture

I don't care. Faggy wrist. Super-gay shirt.

He's still incredibly hot.

Clarisse's picture

kate773,
Helpful hint for those w/out air…Fill up two-liter bottles with water, freeze and place out on the floor. Instant cool hairballz!
Bunnies RULE! =)

Sandbitch,
"as long as the dog is let off the lead one hour in every 24...." uh, how bout the fact that the dog is living on a pile of shit?
Dammit! Rotties are one of the sweetest dogs out there! Just like Pits though, the odds are they are going to have a shit life because dick-weeds wanna play tough guy.

Kizzy,
I have never and hope to never again see anything like it.

Sinnie,
So, yeah. True story. BRILLIANT!!!!
"I'm covered in BEEEEES!"

Man, it's a good this this ain't Popsugar! We'd get yelled at and told to get back on topic!!

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VitaMeataVegemin's picture

Gay, straight, bi or indifferent, I can't stand this little tool. He and his sister are both fug and boring.

@ Karen Flatts: You are right; Fakey should not be able to get away making fun of being gay. He looks like a total dip shit with the helmet, scruffy hair, sunglasses and his fruit-of-the-loom v-neck cotton tee.

Sandbitch's picture

The bitch that 'owned' the dog turned up at my front fence demanding to know where her dog was. When she threatened to call the cops I just laughed and shut the (6ft) gate in her face and said "don't lose any more teeth on your way home". LOLOLLOLL

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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 3, 2008 - 4:25pm.

We are FINALLY getting ordinances here in North Carolina against the chaining of dogs. There are so many that die each summer from just being chained up and left in the heat. We have mega humidity here, too, so when they give you the temp, they give you the heat index, what it feels like. When it's 98 outside, but it feels like 105-110, it's cold, heartless and cruel to chain up any animal without proper access to shade and cool water. I despise pet owners who have a certain breed simply so they can brag they have that breed. They have a responsibility to their pet, that they chose when they chose to have their pet. I hope that dog DOES get away, and comes running back to you. I'd be willing to bet money it already wants to.

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ROFL!

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Kizzy,

That story alone fucks with my head, I can't even being to imagine what's it's like to actually have seen that. Someone like that needs their ass kicked. I have heard the excuses it becomes some sort of illness after awhile, but that's just an excuse, and not a good enough one to fly with me. That is just cruelty, plain and simple.

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