Thursday, July 3rd 2008
"Hey Gurrrrl! Don't I Look Sexy Hot On This Pony?"
Isn't this a strange sight? A power bottom riding a hung horse. Usually it's the other way around. And he didn't go bareback! Our little Jakey Poo is always surprising us.
Limpey-wristed Jakey Poo is learning how to "ride a horse" (AHAHAHAHA) for his new movie "Princess Prince of Persia." Homegirl is even rocking some long locks. Bitch is totally going to get the "Posh Bob" when he's finished with filming.
And is it just me or is the horse thinking, "Get this big ole' girl off of me! This is just embarrassing!"
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Fuck that! God, i hate people. (not D-list people) They are probably people that just want to say they have a Rott to seem bad.
Picked em like a nose. They named the dog "cougar" for fucks sake. I reported them to the RSPCA who said "as long as the dog is let off the lead one hour in every 24...."
Right.
Sandbitch: Bless you! If that dog ever gets loose again, I bet it shows up on your doorstep for more kindness. They don't forget!
(you don't have guns? cool)
Love the hand gesture.
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Clarisse - I used to have a pygmy rabbit named Gatsby. White with dark brown points. He died a pretty horrible death due to misdiagnosis by the vet, I won't get into it, but lets just say its scarred me from having more. But I still love bunnies. They're great pets. I'm a cat lady now. Just have one though. He's currently hot and miserable and sleeping against my leg.
Kudos to all you foster parents. I seriously cry every time I see that commercial with Sarah McLachlan. I've just started turning the channel.
Kizzy,
I didn't do rescue for for almost a year because a hoarding sit. got my head so fucked up. We were called into a house with 3 dogs, 6 cats and 189 (yep) rabbits. 3 story litter box.
Sandbitch,
Fuck that! God, i hate people. (not D-list people) They are probably people that just want to say they have a Rott to seem bad. And theres nothing you can do?? Grrrr.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
I rescued a Rottweiler recently. She was tied to a fence, surrounded by a castle of her own poop. After 2/52 of intensive care, shampooching, exercise, fresh food and water....the bastards came and took her back. They accused me of stealing their dog and threatened to call the cops! ooooeeeeeeee I'm so f'kin scared. We don't have guns in Australia so you can tell your neighbours to get fucked without fear. It's good for the soul.
He sure is flitting that wrist around like a true girl.
Submitted by mike on July 3, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Love the wrist action, Jake.
's okay - I'm one of the few dlisted faithful who still things you're straight.
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I'm not sure; seems like a pinch hitter. But I love him because he's the only major Hollywood actor I can see getting away with playing gay, straight, bi, whatever. It's hot to think of fucking him AND think of watching him fucking men or women.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Kizzy,
Very true about hoarders. The most I've ever had at one time were 5 cats. They were a lot to handle, which is why I said I think I'd max out at a dozen. Any more and you wouldn't be able to take care of them properly, which is the point of having a pet to begin with, something to love and care for properly and responsibly. It breaks my heart when you hear about people that have 50-100 puppies or kittens in their feces-covered homes. Those people deserve a swift kick in the ass.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
Thanks!
RE: "I am too weak, I'd keep them all." Nah, you think you would, but you would know it was for the good of the animal. The first couple were hard, but now i know when one goes out, usually two take babies in need take their place. You'd be ok!
Fosterer: Rescue/Rehab/Rehome.
Hoarders are the ones that lack the ability to see/care what's best.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Poor Jakey. Who really knows the truth? Including him?
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b142770_jake_gyllenhaal_sang_showtunes_c...
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Who is teaching him to ride? Carson Kressley???Hands are all wrong.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 3:01pm
Kudos, props, and bravo to you for having the strength to foster. I am too weak, I'd keep them all. Which is why I know I'm destined to be the crazy cat lady on the block with a dozen cats.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
peaches,
Nah, he's just a mutt. An English Spot mix. I am happy to know another bunny-hugger!!! Yeah Peaches!
Okie/Kizzy,
PHEW! I thought i was hearin crickets!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 3:17pm.
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA Nope, not too soon at all!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
HaHa Clarisse.. OUCH!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 3, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Didn't he ride a horse in Brokeback??
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Yes, he did. Poorly. He looked like he could be on the 25-cent pony ride outside your local Burger King.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
OMG Clarisse I used to have a rabbit named Maximus, though it turned out Maximus was a Maxibelle! I loved her, She was affectionate, and the night before she died, she was struggling to jump up on my bed, so I helped her up, and she gave me bunny kisses all over my face. I think she wanted to say goodbye to me. Is he a Rex?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I've seen those moves before, it's called spasticity.
DAE,
No, that was Heath Ledger.
What? Too soon?
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Didn't he ride a horse in Brokeback??
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Oh no, he's not capitalizing on the gay rumors that keep him in the news by purposely being photographed limp-wristed or anything. Not at all. Riiiggghhttt.
If he's not gay, then gay men should be offended that he's doing this shit. Why is this acceptable? Ted Danson took a lot of shit for appearing in black-face a few years ago, and rightly so. Why is a stereotype against gay men any more acceptable?
What's gayer than gay.
Those pics.
I still think he's straight. Otherwise, he could have found a better beard than Reese.
Gayer than manpri's
This caption says it all! The hand movements are priceless.
@ NovaNightly you are right in order to pull off prince of persia he needs a serious tan, but I can see him playing the part.
This picture is gayer than Moulin Rouge. Gayer than Coldplay. Gayer than a man purse.
I don't think Jakey's gay either, but this picture and MK's caption is classic!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
CTF,
Thanks! He's a cutie ain't he! It's the only thing that has saved him over the years too!!
Peaches,
Thanks! I have a few yea =)
Maximus (pictured) and his girl McKenna. Then i have a foster and her 5 babies.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Well, he's not doing his part to dispel those gay rumors, is he?
Hmmmm… I think the horse is straight and Jake is boring as fuck.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Brokewrist Mountain?
I was fighting the Jake Is Gay rumors, but that T-shirt nailed it for me. That shirt is gayer than the limp wrist action.
Love your bunny Clarisse! you told me you had a few rabbits, didn't you?
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@Mike - I still think he is straight too. That wrist action isn't helping my case, tho
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
clarrise
I want your bunny
he's NOT gay, he's saving himself for me!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
"Isn't this a strange sight? A power bottom riding a hung horse. Usually it's the other way around. And he didn't go bareback"
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LMFAO!! one of your best yet, MK!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
These pics have out-gayed the gayest things i've ever seen. They out-gayed Brokeback. They out-gayed Nathan Lane. OI!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
The old gray mare just aint what she used to be.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
HA!.....but Jakey poo needs a tan to be the Prince of Persia!!! He's a bit too pasty.
WTF with the limp wrist??
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Hahahahahahhaha best caption EVER.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Yes, because Jake Gyllenhal riding "My little pony" Parker is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of the Prince of Persia video game.
Love the wrist action, Jake.
's okay - I'm one of the few dlisted faithful who still things you're straight.