Katie Price Is Victorious!
I apologize for this close-up, but I had to show you how naturally pretty skanks completely bust up their faces by asking their make-up artist for "The Xtina." Katie Price looks like she was gang banged by a make-up counter. This shit is only okay for tranny clowns and drag queens from the 80s.
Katie, her 200lbs of make-up and her big gay husband had reason to celebrate today. A court in London awarded them an undisclosed amount of cash and a public apology from The News of the World. The tabloid published a story from their ex-nanny, Becky Gauld. The story labeled the two drag queens as bad parents.
Katie told reporters outside of court, "Pete and I love our kids and would do anything for them. We came here today to see that justice was done and that our names were cleared. Now that the paper has accepted the story wasn't true, apologised to us, and paid us damages and our costs, we believe the record has been set straight and our names have been cleared." How the hell can she open her mouth and speak those words with all that shit on her face!? I'm impressed.
They said half of the money would go to charity and the other half would go into a trust fund for their three kids. I'm guessing the charity is "The Pasty White People In Need Of A Fake Tan Foundation."
Wenn
Thanks MK. Now I know what assholes with fake eyelashes would look like.
Submitted by heather2823 on July 6, 2008 - 1:52am.
Donald Duck after he was beaten with a bat.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
that bitch looks like Donald Duck
the NOTW is the trashiest tabloid ever. CONGRATS that FINALLY someone sued them. the formula 1 boss mosley sued them, too.
NOTW was responsible for britney's sex tape story which turned out to be false. allegedly lindsay's exes riley giles and an italian lover talked to the paper. these nobodies have no means to take legal action. it's easy to tell "their" story.
I've seen better faces on really bad drag queens. WERK!
She kinda looks like Katie Couric close up
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
No wonder kids think clowns are scary.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
"gang banged by a makeup counter"
I fukkin luvvvvv you!!!!! ROTFLMAOOOOO *faints*
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
This is the look of pinched-up pancake makeup!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by luckycharms on July 3, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Those two have so much dye in their hair and fake tanner, they don't even look British. Maybe "black" Irish, but not English.
He's Australian with Greek parents. She is however a lovely English rose. She looks horrible, is horrible and is a curse on our nation. Would the Americans like her? We are so greatful you look Zeta-Jones, and would throw in Madge and Fishsticks if you want- no charge!
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
She looks pretty damn bad here,the whole look is horrible.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
peter's the pretty one...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
where the FUCK are the Harvey pix, bitches??? goddamn, i want to see some Harvey. i'm having withdrawals! and 'bout time that BITCH Becky got what was comin' to her fat, fugly ass.
katie + peter 4-evaaaaaaaah! :)
As someone who loves makeup (read: i pile it on too) I feel empathy, however, I'm concerned about whether or not someone has told her that some furry creature has moved into her upper eyelids...???
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 3, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Baby steps, indeed. Girl's got a lot of layers to sand and power wash!
*kidding*
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Christina's oopma lumpa look was an art form. Putting on 16 tons of heavy duty foundation every day is pure dedication to her art form. *nods*
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~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
She is of the skeeve (him too).
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Does she sweep chimmeys with those things?
My goodness it must take some rhino glue to hold them in place!
"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."
Christ she looks like a birthday cake...I don't think taking it off is a priority. I mean why bother, just keep building upon that fabulous foundation.
Jeeeebus Chrisco on a crutch!
My screen just got eaten by a pair of anusii!
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
I really did not need to look at anus eyes today... or any day.
A 30 year old with a face like that? Must be all the gang-bangs, booze, tanning, filth...
Loathe this media whore, swear to god, I loathe her.
Why is this bitch always orange? Does she not have a mirror?
I can't believe she looks that bad and she just turned 30. What the hell is she going to look like in 10 years. I'd love to show that close up to every 16 year old who thinks there's nothing wrong with tanning booths.
She's an annoying skank who exploits her children on some shitty TV show...yet she has fans.
"OMG, SHE'S SO PRETTI AND BRAVEEEE!"
Fuck she must have a crew of midget sand blasters hanging at her house to get that shit off every night!
Yikes.. the make-up.. the orange-ness.. ahhhhhhh!
Dear God, they are both hideous.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 3, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 4, 2008 - 4:59am.
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You should see how many it takes to chisel that shit off at the end of the day.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
My aunt has walls that color in her house.
(her "foundation/vinyl siding")
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 3, 2008 - 4:56pm.
A drywaller and brickmason, more likely, with a trowel, putty knife and spackle.
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AAAAH!
Thank god I'm not at work anymore, I just started laughing like a psycho here!!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
I wouldn't call that the X-tina. Come now - Xtina uses WAY more colours than that. I'd call that look "The Tammy Faye".
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
HAHAHAHA Gang Banged by a makeup counter . . . Good one. She looks like she was a recent victim of police brutality like the dude in the new DFT News on Digitalfuntown.com
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 3, 2008 - 4:56pm.
A drywaller and brickmason, more likely, with a trowel, putty knife and spackle.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What really makes me laugh is that I fucking bet it took hours and a whole damn crew to make her look like that.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
I've always thought she looked like Cameron Diaz.
Those two have so much dye in their hair and fake tanner, they don't even look British. Maybe "black" Irish, but not English.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 3, 2008 - 3:50pm.
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Baby steps, indeed. Girl's got a lot of layers to sand and power wash!
*kidding*
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
I had to show you how naturally pretty skanks completely bust up their faces by asking their make-up artist for "The Xtina."
*wags finger at MK* Christina hasn't looked like an over ripe oopa loompa in ages, & she's starting to tone down the make up. It's all baby steps...
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
In a few weeks, some poor hairdresser is going to be spending hours stripping that color out of that hair.
Dr. Destructo on July 3, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Reminds me of when I was in Mexico and woke up in horror to see a cockroach dining on eye boogers on my girlfriend's face! I slapped it off her face, apologized for bumping her, and never said shit. The screams would have been too much for my head crushing hangover!
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NOOOOOOOOO!
She used up a whole compact of MacStudioFix & MacStudioFinish. Tranfukkintastic!
Those gorgeous eyelashes are TO DIE FOR.
Seriously, who let her out the house with those bunches of pubes on her eyelids? She should take her stylist to court. That's the real crime here.
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"I once picked my nose until it bleeded." ~ Ralph Wiggum.
Reminds me of when I was in Mexico and woke up in horror to see a cockroach dining on eye boogers on my girlfriend's face! I slapped it off her face, apologized for bumping her, and never said shit. The screams would have been too much for my head crushing hangover!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Her pores look like an orange peel.
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Dick happens! - MK
Because my inner child is in the third grade:
Tranny, tranny bo-banny
Banana-fana, fo-fanny
Mee-mi-mo manny
TRANNY!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Ugliness gave her a major beat down though, so it's a hollow victory.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I work part time at a cosmetics counter and one thing I have noticed is that the darker your hair and complexion the more foundation they put on. I don't get it. I have a fair complexion and I put very little foundation.
And for TV,I believe most put on that thick 'pancake' stuff which doesn't look good if you are in public.
"Holy crap... It's TINGLE!!
Ohhh, I love zelda. Great Avvie.
Anyhoo, she does look like crap even from a distance, but at least the 10 pounds of face powder aren't THAT obvious."
True true, she might just be a mannequin or something. And thanks, Tingle is my spirit guide.
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"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's over 75%. And the other 25% end in drunk driving deaths."
Submitted by Kolimpah on July 4, 2008 - 4:24am.
"If you look from afar, it looks okay, but up close...Hideous."
I dunno, she looks pretty heinous from a distance, or at least the backwards telescope distance of a thumbnail.
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Holy crap... It's TINGLE!!
Ohhh, I love zelda. Great Avvie.
Anyhoo, she does look like crap even from a distance, but at least the 10 pounds of face powder aren't THAT obvious.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Submitted by mike on July 3, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I almost fell into one of her pores
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i'm still trying to get out of that cobweb on her eyelids... scary.
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥