Katie Price Is Victorious!
I apologize for this close-up, but I had to show you how naturally pretty skanks completely bust up their faces by asking their make-up artist for "The Xtina." Katie Price looks like she was gang banged by a make-up counter. This shit is only okay for tranny clowns and drag queens from the 80s.
Katie, her 200lbs of make-up and her big gay husband had reason to celebrate today. A court in London awarded them an undisclosed amount of cash and a public apology from The News of the World. The tabloid published a story from their ex-nanny, Becky Gauld. The story labeled the two drag queens as bad parents.
Katie told reporters outside of court, "Pete and I love our kids and would do anything for them. We came here today to see that justice was done and that our names were cleared. Now that the paper has accepted the story wasn't true, apologised to us, and paid us damages and our costs, we believe the record has been set straight and our names have been cleared." How the hell can she open her mouth and speak those words with all that shit on her face!? I'm impressed.
They said half of the money would go to charity and the other half would go into a trust fund for their three kids. I'm guessing the charity is "The Pasty White People In Need Of A Fake Tan Foundation."
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Chavalicious! Peter Andre wishes his face was covered with that much spackle... man spackle, that is.
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She's a total Monet.
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It seems like just yesterday you were bursting forth through your mother's fertile womb!
I almost hate having to say this, but on the 4th thumbnail in, Jordan almost looks like Janice Dickinson.
HaHa Mike.. Ouch!!! *hides drugs in her pores* Quick cops are coming!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I almost fell into one of her pores.
"If you look from afar, it looks okay, but up close...Hideous."
I dunno, she looks pretty heinous from a distance, or at least the backwards telescope distance of a thumbnail.
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"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's over 75%. And the other 25% end in drunk driving deaths."
English white trash scum (well he's a Greek). I can't believe these chavs were given a bloody TV SHOW! Her tits aren't even that nice.
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Fucking English white trash. I can't believe these chavs were given a bloody TV SHOW! Her tits aren't even that nice.
Fucking English white trash. I can't believe these chavs were given a bloody TV SHOW! Her tits aren't even that nice.
Such flawless, even, natural complexion.
Is she the new spokeswoman of Neutrogena?
Now seriously, this is what most hollyweird women look up close...They all wear a shiteous amount of makeup to acheive that fake-looking skin. If you look from afar, it looks okay, but up close...Hideous.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Just another case of why you should work with your natural skin tone ... and not fuck make up counters.
She resembles Janice Dickinson in the pic where she's talking. Scary.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she tries washing that shit off. Can you imagine?
Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb!
I thought Oompa Loompas had green hair?
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"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's over 75%. And the other 25% end in drunk driving deaths."
THIS is why I don't wear foundation.
Or caterpillars on my eyelids.