Thursday, July 3rd 2008

You Do Not Want To Eff With Stephanie Wilson

29-year-old Stephanie Wilson decided to take her little baby and her other young child for a walk around their Utica, NY neighborhood on Tuesday evening. Everything was going well until Stephanie ran into one of her rivals. Stephanie and the other woman immediately began arguing over money. That's when Stephanie reached into the stroller and pulled out a big knife! She also pulled out a sawed-off shotgun. This is some Quentin Tarantino shit!

The police were called. When they arrived and searched the stroller, they found the knife, the sawed-off shotgun AND two other knives and a box cutter razor. Don't judge! This woman is protecting her family.

The cops didn't see it that way and they arrested Stephanie and charged her with three counts of endangering the welfare of a child and one felony count of third-degree criminal possession of a weapon. Her children were turned over to CPS.

What the hell kind of stroller holds all that shit?! You know MiserAlba has already called Stephanie to ask her what brand of stroller she has and if it also comes equipped with a flame thrower.

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Thanks John

Posted by: Michael K


WildGuy's picture

Flamethrower? Nah, go for the rocket launcher upgrade. More Power!

ChiliGurl's picture

They didn't mention that the baby had two Glock 9mm up in it's weave!

MizRo's picture

Happy 4th!! Overcast and humid in Long Island... Love it!

Khandi, my sweet - a new jon, no access to D. *hug*

Hekki: hello and hope you're well!

This woman is fierce; scary fierce. And EvilShoe is right! Bwahahahahahahhah!!! "Come on in motherfuckers." PRICELESS!

parkrangerpete's picture

Damn, she doesn't front

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jussayin's picture

I bet the baby had his own Glock in his pampers...

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LOL!!! Well damn Stephanie!!! How DID she fit all that in a stroller??? I bet that stroller is a boosters dream!

Anywho.. at least she was prepared!! Better safe than sorry. Especially if you're accosted by a pack of b1tches while with your young children... the youngest barely a toddler.. and they all "want it". I say fukk it... "give it 'em"!

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joe shmoe's picture

Yes but where does the baby sit??

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Steffe's picture

Not a hooker? Only God will believe him. Not long ago, I've seen him on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. And he has stayed there for months...

Bondagebarbie's picture

You go girl!Love her!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Im not going to bother to read all the other posts, I just got home, I'm drunk and I ain't into rading right now. but this chick sounds like Lone Wolf and Cub - a japanese comic book graphic whatever thing where a samari goes around with hid little kid and his stroller thing is totally filler with weopones and swards and num chucks and shit. well he goes around minding his own business and dick heads start fucking with him and his kid and he starts whipping out fucking si swards and shit - totally kicking ass and the whole time his little kid is there feeding him throwing stars and blow darts and shit. That's what this stephinie chick.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lone_Wolf_and_Cub
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letinstar's picture

i have my answer on why those ridiculous graco baby carriges are so effin big that they block the bus and train aisles...they hold babies and and weapons of choice...plus they have a nifty cup holder for your drink...
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My mommy has that stroller!

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johnosahon's picture

this is woman is FIERCE, LOVE THIS BITCH.

america is fighting the "war on terror" in the middle east, while there is HOT ASS WAR going on in the streets of america.

Green Is Good's picture

Can you imagine what she carries in her purse??

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sillijane's picture

Ha ...Utica is my old stomping grounds! This bitch is straight up from the ghetto known as Cornhill.

Cornhill is the equivilant to and can hold its own unto...the South Bronx, Washington Heights, Harlem. You get the picture.

ctwcsk's picture

Utica is my hometown, but thankfully I don't know anyone like this!!! It's hilarious and scary.

mike's picture

I'm wondering if her "rival" is her former hairdresser.

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and today, The Hoff has a new hero...
her, and Joe Pecsi in Goodfellas.
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mike's picture

Every time I have to buy a baby shower gift, I make sure the stroller has extra compartments. You never know, and you can just never have enough storage.

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madam s.'s picture

Commando Stroller!

Khandi's picture

Holy shit MizRo, where were you?

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i do not want to live where this bitch lives. what happens if i ask for a ciggie?

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Otter Pop's picture

What the hell kind of neighborhood does she live in?

EvilShoe's picture

Stephanie is going to be that "Come on in motherfucker!" Mama je'e in a few years!

Link to that hot bitch:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/17843

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Hekki's picture

Reunited with MizRo and kaiserin in a 24-hour period? Happiness!

Oh, and this bitch is scuurrrry!

DeeDee's picture

Hahaha ISMU. I'll tell Granny that the next time she gets all grabby with my 3 year old.

My mom looks a little like Stephanie, only chicana version.

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MizRo's picture

Same here Uvula, missed you all incredibly, and no one in my daily life speaks celeb-snark.

I'm so deprived!

And Stephie here is depraved.

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Submitted by DeeDee on July 3, 2008 - 4:14pm.
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I have a "you touch him, he's yours" policy. :P

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

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Submitted by MizRo on July 3, 2008 - 4:22pm.
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Happy Holiday weekend, doll. It's nice to see you again!

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

zomay's picture

Mizro xoxoxoxoxoxo

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MizRo's picture

zomay: lo mismo, querida!

I didn't know people rolled like that in Utica.

Balenciaga Bitch's picture

SB, Great minds think alike!

**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08

MizRo's picture

Balenciaga, Stock: hola!! *smooches*

New job, no DListed access... Kind of awful, since I miss this place, but I really love my new job.
Hope you're all well and happy.

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Mizro hello lady! Hope you have a fantastic 4th of July.

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Submitted by Khandi on July 3, 2008 - 4:55pm.

29?!
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Miz Ro ~ greetings!

I saw Albino Squirrel and Gina at anothe thread. Its great to see the old DListed gang around.

On Topic: I'm disappointed she didn't have an AK-47, Hand Granades and a Nuclear Missle in there. That's how REAL women do it.

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Bitch needs to step it up and add some grenade launchers and rapid fire to the handle.

MizRo~ Where have you been??

**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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moriah's picture

I thought that was just the NY way!

DeeDee's picture

*scribbling note, teach baby to bite strangers* Thanks angel_i. Your cuttabeesch knowledge is truly a gift.

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MizRo's picture

*sniffling* Aww, some of my fave peeps are here!

Khandi, Zomay, Bradiful, Uvula: greetings, and if American, happy holiday!

I would of just pulled out the sawed-off: waaaay more effective and intimidating.

Doesn't she know, the butcher knife is supposed to be kept under your pillow.

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Submitted by DeeDee
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I just taught my kid to bite. That seemed to work great:)

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DeeDee's picture

LOL ISMU! I have the Britax Bitchbeststepoff Convertable stroller. OffTopic: Why do bitches try and touch your kid without your permission? That happened twice today.

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zomay's picture

Eddie Bauer strollers has a new line coming out called, THE EDWINA BAUER-JONES in the hood self defense stroller. Rims not included.

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luckycharms's picture

Damn, I wouldn't want to mess with Stephanie either. Then again, once I get a couple of pints of Vodka flowin' thru my blood, I wouldn't even mess with myself.

angel_i's picture

Strollers are awesome - they hold all kinds of shit. I was just bemoaning the loss of need for a stroller the other day. It's just not the same if there's no baby in it.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

I can't blame her, I mean... a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

But what I REALLY want to know is what kind of woman was her "rival"?? I mean... damn, she must be the fucking devil to make someone carry an arsenal in a STROLLER.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

What, you guys haven't heard of the Graco Imakutabeech Travel system? Psh. All hardcore mommies need one!

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DeeDee's picture

Her hair looks a bit disheveled. Makes me wonder if they found some shanks or razors in her weave.

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