HoHan Has A Special Someone.....

Thursday, July 3rd 2008
HoHan Has A Special Someone.....

.....And I'm not talking about the hot bitch with the moobs. Hmmm...they both have moobs. I mean, the hot bitch in the polo shirt.

HoHan was on Ryan Seacrest's morning show today and was asked what she wants to accomplish this year and she answered, "Um..I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on. And...you know....be with the person that I care about and my family." Gaycrest missed an opportunity to burst into song and gaily sing , "Leeeeeeezzzz beeee friieeeeends foreeeever...." Instead, boring ass Gaycrest just went on to the next question. Click here to listen to HoHan's interview if youc are.

HoHan also celebrated her 15th annual 22nd birthday last night by having a small party at Teddy's. Her possibly special someone, SamRo, gave her a gold bracelet as a birthday gift. Gold bracelet?! Did it have a dildo attached to it? What the hell kind of gayelle gift is that?! I mean, no gift certificate to Land's End or Home Depot? No season tickets to the WBNA? No mixed-tape featuring the Indigo Girls, K.D. Lang and Ani DiFranco? For Shame! These bitches need to go to Gayelle School.

Here's some pictures of HoHan and SamRo doing lesbian-type things yesterday. I also threw in some pictures of Mark Ronson performing in London today, because it seemed like the right thing to do.

Splash, Wireimage

Submitted by lshadows7 on July 15, 2008 - 10:21pm.

Sam Ro is so fuckin ugly! She needs to do something about those dark ass circle under her eyes! How gross. Brush your teeth, go get your hair done, and fix the eyebrows!

Submitted by Oonagh on July 4, 2008 - 9:53pm.

Markie looks like Mr Bean in a shiny suit in those pics.

Submitted by name_optional on July 4, 2008 - 7:25pm.

smoking is ufcking GROSS!!!

look at her! - u know her damn mouth smells of the dog's ass... without a filter

Submitted by drunkbetty on July 4, 2008 - 6:55pm.

I think that Lindsey looks the best she has in a long time- no greasy orange tan and running around getting into all kinds of chaos in front of the paparazzi... they look happy, and hot. I would do them, and Mark too. Sorry, can't help it, have had such a girl crush on Linds forever even tho I am straight, and it's good to see she's not exploding in front of the world. Good for all of them!

Submitted by gmrjr59 on July 4, 2008 - 6:23pm.

I agree that Lindsay could do so much better... I hear Anne Hathaway is gay... NOW I would pay for front row seats to see those two make out....

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 4, 2008 - 2:20pm.

Submitted by aneurysm on July 4, 2008 - 4:07am.
lohan is prob a class A bitch, BUT i sort of have a girl crush on her. certain things about her make me loathe her, at the same time, certain things about her are truly alluring.
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Couldn't have said it better myself!

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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on July 4, 2008 - 2:14pm.

Yikes. Rojo Calliente actually looks 10 times better than that piece of trash.

Submitted by sfjane on July 4, 2008 - 1:46pm.

Me and you...
You and me
Homosexuality
People think we're just friends
But really we are lesbians!

I love that poem from my elementary days! So useful for SamRo and Hohan!

And what's up with celebs and wanna-be celebs always clutching onto something with their paws.
Cigarettes, money, celly, caramel fraps, etc. are like their security blankets.

Submitted by Countess Olenska on July 4, 2008 - 11:49am.

'jew dyke'

what the fuck are you getting at, you dumbass antisemite?

Anywho, why are you people dogging on dark circles??? Am I the only one in all of cosmos who happen to find them sexay?

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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!

Submitted by ChiliGurl on July 4, 2008 - 11:06am.

Shit, I used to give my fuck buddies better gifts than a tired-ass gold chain. Don't they know it's all about silver now? Sheesh!

Submitted by MizRo on July 4, 2008 - 10:40am.

Whatever.

As long as Hohan isn't chasing people in cars, accusing others of holding drugs, and all her pother obnoxious behavior, I can't harsh.

Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on July 4, 2008 - 10:37am.

Has anyone noticed how butt-ugly Samantha Ronson is? And what's with the dark circles under her eyes...only cokie loving chain-smokers have those.

I wouldn't want to screw that thing...Gayelle or straight. I bet if you were to pass her on the street she'd smell like a combination of Herbal Essence, soggy Marlboro butts, and grilled onions.

I'd rather stick my dick in one of those Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers!

Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on July 4, 2008 - 10:12am.

i like how mark always like to tuck lil' mark out there. not complaining or anything because i would suck that little guy down in a heartbeat.

Submitted by lizzieb on July 4, 2008 - 9:36am.

Submitted by chefcammi on July 4, 2008 - 1:51pm.
..in fact, theyre wearing matching red/orange bracelets.. both proana???

Is that people with eating disorders that think they are fine? I cannot imagine being 'pro' a disease, to me that would be like being 'pro cancer' *shudders*

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Submitted by parkrangerpete on July 4, 2008 - 9:29am.

Look at her flashin the cash around.

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Submitted by buffy1 on July 4, 2008 - 9:06am.

That's not just "a gold bracelet"...it's a Cartier Love bracelet...never something you would gift to a "friend". I think this says it all.

Submitted by chefcammi on July 4, 2008 - 8:51am.

..in fact, theyre wearing matching red/orange bracelets.. both proana???

they look it.

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Submitted by chefcammi on July 4, 2008 - 8:46am.

@debfrmhell:
this is late but a red bracelet could signify proana.

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Submitted by The C word on July 4, 2008 - 8:37am.

I suspect HoHum didn't wish for a new sister on her birthday....

My birthday wish for HoHum is for Sam to get her roots touched up.

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Submitted by Alltheprettyones on July 4, 2008 - 8:27am.

Submitted by LASux on July 4, 2008 - 8:02am.
All the dykes in the world and this is the BEST lohan can do?

Honey, this IS the best old Hohan can do. Bitch is only 22 and looks like her own grandmother.

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Submitted by LASux on July 4, 2008 - 8:02am.

All the dykes in the world and this is the BEST lohan can do? An anemic, unsmiling, jew dyke, with tricolored hair and a heavy smoking habit? Not to mention butt ughly. What's wrong wilth Lohan?

Submitted by Countess Olenska on July 4, 2008 - 7:44am.

This is the best I've seen Lohan look for quite some time. No dirty orange tone to her skin, no disgustingly restylaned lips, no plastic weave...

She looks pure and fresh! I honestly thought her skin had been damaged forever.. she's lucky.

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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!

Submitted by aneurysm on July 4, 2008 - 7:07am.

lohan is prob a class A bitch, BUT i sort of have a girl crush on her. certain things about her make me loathe her, at the same time, certain things about her are truly alluring.

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Submitted by Steffe on July 4, 2008 - 4:36am.

He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site " R I C H L O V I N G.C O M" yesterday, where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating! A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.

Submitted by prettycute on July 4, 2008 - 4:35am.

She was said to be found by her fans on a celeb rity and milli onaire dating site named Ric h ki ss . c om but it has not been confirmed by her yet.

Submitted by sweetcheeks69 on July 4, 2008 - 2:53am.

lol That bracelet she gave Lindsay is a Cartier LOVE bracelet- your signifigant other "locks" the bracelet onto you with a special key.

That just says it all.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 4, 2008 - 1:58am.

such a glimmering ray of sunshine, that SamRo is... seems like such a happy depressive

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"My mama dead, papa well's to be
Ain't got nobody, to love and care for me
She better come on, in this kitchen
'Cause it's goin' to be rainin' outdoors"

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 4, 2008 - 1:51am.

Drive by siggie/avie test

Submitted by Euphoria on July 4, 2008 - 1:09am.

Box lunch at the Y for everyone!

Submitted by Euphoria on July 4, 2008 - 1:08am.

SamRo looks like someone who had a very rough childhood. She always looks so hopeless and dejected, even when she's with Lindz. I can't tell if she's unhappy because of Lindz or despite being with Lindz...but she looks like she could jump off a bridge at any given moment.

Submitted by Brooke276 on July 4, 2008 - 12:36am.

Why am I the only one commenting on the Hot Horsey Bitch in the XXS Polo behind Samantha?....Now THAT is who Ho-Han should be banging

Submitted by Manimal5 on July 3, 2008 - 11:14pm.

Hi Dawnie,
I can't see this gayelle thing going on much longer. Right now Lezzy is being good because of this movie and maybe her last shot at rebounding her movie career but after it's over : sex,drugs and cock and roll hehe.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 3, 2008 - 11:07pm.

@Mani:

Oh golly, I like to eat at the Y.. They have these vending machines with only healthy choices...oh! Wait! I gotcha. Never mind.

Carry on.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on July 3, 2008 - 11:05pm.

I like the t-shirt Sam is wearing. I think she likes to eat at the "Y".

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Submitted by Ms Underestimated on July 3, 2008 - 11:01pm.

Being straight I guess that I just don't understand. If I was a lesbo wanting to be with women....I would want a woman that look like a woman. Someone hot that I would be proud to have on my arm. Not some 14 year old boy look-alike with the goofy ass hats and no T & A. Jesus, will somebody raise their standards!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 3, 2008 - 10:49pm.

I actually like the cowbell pic. I like a guy who isn't afraid to look goofy.

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Submitted by letinstar on July 3, 2008 - 10:28pm.

i'm disappointed samro doesn't have a wallet attached to chain to keep her money in....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?

Submitted by Justina on July 3, 2008 - 10:18pm.

Why does Samantha always look like she's about to kill someone?

Submitted by letinstar on July 3, 2008 - 10:16pm.

the real gift samro gave lilo was a good old fashion clit lick off...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 10:05pm.

umm. that is not a kaballah string.

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Submitted by VitaMeataVegemin on July 3, 2008 - 10:04pm.

Ugh! It's Freck and Wreck. SamRo looks like a stoned 14 year old boy. I honestly don't know what Lohan sees in shim.

Submitted by kiwikim on July 3, 2008 - 9:48pm.

check out the red string bracelet and skeletal arms-she's moving to anorexia again. Bitch goes from one addiction to the next.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 3, 2008 - 9:47pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 3, 2008 - 9:30pm.

The eighth thumbnail just confirms that Samantha got all the dude chromosomes in the family. Nice cowbell solo, jackass.

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LMAOOOOOO! Yeah, he strikes me as a tool. I thought he was hot for like a split second, then I saw more and more pics of him doing douchey things.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 3, 2008 - 9:30pm.

The eighth thumbnail just confirms that Samantha got all the dude chromosomes in the family. Nice cowbell solo, jackass.

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Submitted by soul on July 3, 2008 - 8:54pm.

Loblo thinks Sammy will get her to Mark.
i don't thik so!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 3, 2008 - 8:52pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on July 4, 2008 - 10:49am.

I wonder how much of Ronsons arm can actually fit into Hohans Hoo-ha.

Hohans Hoo-ha, hahahha hahhhaa

funny

Submitted by Manimal5 on July 3, 2008 - 8:49pm.

I'm not saying that Sam and Lezzy are lezzies but I wonder how much of Ronsons arm can actually fit into Hohans Hoo-ha.

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Submitted by Salley Omalley on July 3, 2008 - 8:41pm.

Wow, my gaydar failed me....They do look blissfully happy....I give the Lohan six months...Because seriously my gaydar is never wrong...

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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 3, 2008 - 8:36pm.

I wish Blow Job Madden would dump Paris and get with Ronson, they're made for each other.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 3, 2008 - 8:35pm.

Celebrity lesbian couples are popping up everywhere these days! Madonna better get going.
Lindsay still looks like "blah"

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