HoHan Has A Special Someone.....
.....And I'm not talking about the hot bitch with the moobs. Hmmm...they both have moobs. I mean, the hot bitch in the polo shirt.
HoHan was on Ryan Seacrest's morning show today and was asked what she wants to accomplish this year and she answered, "Um..I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on. And...you know....be with the person that I care about and my family." Gaycrest missed an opportunity to burst into song and gaily sing , "Leeeeeeezzzz beeee friieeeeends foreeeever...." Instead, boring ass Gaycrest just went on to the next question. Click here to listen to HoHan's interview if youc are.
HoHan also celebrated her 15th annual 22nd birthday last night by having a small party at Teddy's. Her possibly special someone, SamRo, gave her a gold bracelet as a birthday gift. Gold bracelet?! Did it have a dildo attached to it? What the hell kind of gayelle gift is that?! I mean, no gift certificate to Land's End or Home Depot? No season tickets to the WBNA? No mixed-tape featuring the Indigo Girls, K.D. Lang and Ani DiFranco? For Shame! These bitches need to go to Gayelle School.
Here's some pictures of HoHan and SamRo doing lesbian-type things yesterday. I also threw in some pictures of Mark Ronson performing in London today, because it seemed like the right thing to do.
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Hahaha PSL. I think it's funny that she found a hat that matches her hair perfectly.
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
I think if LiLo wants to go Lesbanese, then Sammy is the go-to gal. They seem happy. Viva la Scissors.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on July 3, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Hey Deb, I see you read "Swine Not?"
**hangs heads**
I am afraid I haven't read it. I saw the quote somewhere and I loved it. i don't even know the author of it or I would have credited him or her.
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DeeDee, it is a "look" that Sam is going for! Don't you know anything? Why would she ruin such an attractive 'do?
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
I agree that Samantha takes care of her like no one else has. I think Lindsay fell in love with her for that...but remember Lindsay was messing around with Paris too. That is what that whole fucked up relationship was- Paris mind-fucking and literally fucking her too. So, Lindsay has been with girls...
thanks Deb! It's very good to be home!
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 4, 2008 - 2:09am.
I don't understand it either, because he does have a slightly douchey vibe to me, and yet, almost against my will, I find him kinda hot. And I hate douches!
Maybe it's those suits. Nobody wears a good suit any more. I look at Mark and think of the Kinks.
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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 4, 2008 - 2:13am.
I'm avoiding Blohan's interview because I can't stand her annoying gravelly, chain-smoking, 50 year-old crack Ho voice.
And she can barely put a coherent sentence together.
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Agreed. And I don't think that just because she's been acting less annoying than usual, that she's redeemed herself or something. She is and will always be a useless waste of oxygen.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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I think Lilo and SamRo are cute. What isn't cute however, are them roots! Use that cash to get that shit fixed, Sam.
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Submitted by chefcammi on July 3, 2008 - 8:08pm.
@debfrmhell & kizzy:
wasnt samro reported to be one of the bad eggs that people wanted her to stay away from?
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Yeah, after the infamous gas station passed out pics, I sure thought she was up to no good, and was making money off Lindsay's downfall. But she has stuck with her, and kept her from doing a lot of the stupid shit she was doing, so it seems that Sam is really good for her. I have to admit I was wrong about Sam.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Hey Deb, I see you read "Swine Not?"
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Kizzy
ITA--Me too, I thought Sam had totally set her up, and was only in it for her own benefit. Now I do see it the same way you do, she is actually looking after Lindsay, and is actually helping Lindsay take care of herself and make the right choices. I also think Sam should get a little credit for that. Certainly more than Dina or Michael.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I'm avoiding Blohan's interview because I can't stand her annoying gravelly, chain-smoking, 50 year-old crack Ho voice.
And she can barely put a coherent sentence together.
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Kizzy
I had a hate thing going on last year for Sam Ronson because of the setups she was doing on Lindsey being all loaded. I thought "what kind of friend is that???". Now I truly believe she was doing it to show Lindsey how others saw her and it got Lindsey to rehab in Utah after many starts and stops.
Lindsey is not making poor choices and is learning to like herself. It shows more every day. She is getting on the right track. Her work ethics are improving. People say she is not talented but every so often, there is a glimmer there.
I just think Sam Ronson should get credit for helping her friend.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Mark is superduper hottttttttttt
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
"I mean, no gift certificate to Land's End or Home Depot?"
I'd personally prefer a gift certificate to Home Depot than a gold bracelet. Never been a jewelry girl, but I do love fixin' up my house.
Migraine, Mark's appeal escapes me. Maybe it's because I'm an old-ass woman. Not my cup of tea. But he is much more attractive than his sister.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Someone please for the love of god get her a manbag already. I'm tired of watching her carrying her life in one hand.
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@debfrmhell & kizzy:
wasnt samro reported to be one of the bad eggs that people wanted her to stay away from?
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The gold bracelet (probably plated) is really a cock-ring for the ginormous dildo they have.
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Samantha Ronson looks like Parker Posey on a binge.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
Forgive me, but I really like HoHan's shoes.
Sam is one ugly broad.
That is all.
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A good dick will make you punch a guppy in the face. ~MK 01/07/08
I dunno. I usually love dykey-dikes but this Ronson person always looks like her hair stinks. (Won't it be a hoot if it turns out she's just LL's Coke-anon sponsor or something?)
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"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Call me crazy but I think people would probably respect LiLo a little more if she just came out and said she and Sam were a couple; at least she would have the monogamy thing going for her...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 7:55pm.
All it took was a 30 year old woman to act as parent, advisor and friend
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As opposed to making her the breadwinner of the family as a child. Whether they are lovers or not, she's looking after Lindsay in ways no one else did. Certainly not her own parents. Which has always puzzled me. I'd want to make sure my meal ticket was happy and healthy, and making more money.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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wonder who that hot mess is behind samro? also, how much money does she spend to have roots like that?
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More importantly, how does Mark manage to be hot while Samantha is repulsive?
Same DNA, but the difference is night and day.
Other than that, I am utterly bored with these hos.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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Sam looks more manly than her brother. Why does Mark always wear those dumbass suits?
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
people should be able to love whoever they want to...(as long as it not a child or Animal)
or a picnic table, or a car muffler or the Berlin Wall, or...
Glad to see your back!
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
The bags under SaMANtha's eyes...are they supposed to be that big? Or it is a symptom you get from going down on Lohan all the time??
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All it took was a 30 year old woman to act as parent, advisor and friend to bring out the twenty something in Lindsey L?
I still do not get a gay vibe from these two. I don't care how many hand-holding pictures that come out.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
hahahhahah...a Home Depot gift certificate....
She and Samantha are totally a couple, but who cares? people should be able to love whoever they want to...(as long as it not a child or Animal)
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Submitted by moriah on July 3, 2008 - 7:53pm.
You have lots of catching up to do!!! Cheers!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on July 3, 2008 - 7:51pm.
I do believe you're right, good eye!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
awww shit, Kiz it's only 5pm here.. I better get going!
Submitted by moriah on July 3, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Is it Happy Hour yet?
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3 hours past on the east coast, YOU'RE LATE!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Question: Is that a $100 bill facing out in her hand in the main pic?
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
I do love the Ronson (the female version, anyway).
Where is lindsay's dirty-sanchez-spray-tan??? I think this is the first time her natural ginger skin has emerged since the parent trap!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Is it Happy Hour yet?