Friday, July 4th 2008
Cindy Brady, I Feel Your Pain
I always knew Cindy Brady was the drunk of the family! Susan Olsen gave a radio interview to JET 1079 and let's just say that she had too many Brass Monkeys or whatever the hell her trashy ass drinks.
Cindy Brady had to cut the interview short, because she was about to blow Brady chunks all over the floor. And her little boy was standing right there the entire time! Call CPS! When Cindy plugged her gig for that night, her kid added, "Watch her drink like a pig!" He's awesome.
Tiger the Dog was always my favorite, but now Cindy is!
P.S. - This is basically me every morning in front of my laptop while I'm typing to your asses. I've already mastered the ancient technique of "puke, wipe, type, puke, wipe, type."
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She's hot for an inbred mutt. I hope the kid grabbed her smokes before she left to puke.
Damn, that's fucked up for that kid to see his mom be a nasty drunk . Pisses me off.
Long story short, my bio mom was a drunk, last time I saw her alive I was 9 years old, she came to visit me reeking of alcohol thus the reason I was raised by my aunt and uncle. She died when I was 15.
Point is for this stupid ass to brag about getting wasted in front of her child just gets to me ..sorry for the killing the fun.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
cindy looks like she has no teefs...i hope her son didn't have to hold her hair back while she heaved in the lobby...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
LizzieB, it's a co-host with cerebral palsy.
Don't you hate it when some dumb skank says "I was doing (this or that) when I was a baby!"? That's tard talk. Your MOTHER was HAVING you do it!
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OMG, that was a hysterical! I love the kid, he's my hero.
The DJ sure moved her fast, he didn't want the smell of Brady Vomit all over his airtight studio.
He should've asked the kid to stay and spill some nasty secrets about the mom while she was in the other room blowing chunks. The kid of an alcoholic always has something fun to say.
I need a beer to watch this shit. Her nasty dry heaves were making me want to upchuck.
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
damn, her face is bad. she ALMOST makes me want to quit partying like a pig.
that DJ was kinda an ass towards the poor kid.
Hi Clarisse, thank you! yep that be my little furball, nodding off to sleep on my bf's tummy
Aphid,
Is that your baby? What a cutie!!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Holy hot turds on a plate, Batman. That's depressing!
Having the kid cough up that information is payback for all that ratting Cindy used to do. Seriously, however, when kids act like that it's a classic sign of a long-term drinking problem. The child assumes the burden of the caretaker. I read somewhere that Susan suffers from migraines so I wonder why she's drinking in the first place. It's a huge trigger for most people with that ailment.
OMG, I just saw the CNN interview. Im her age and she looks ten times older than me.
She needs some veneers and botox STAT. Gross.
You can tell she sucks the bottles dry, and she says.."Im an honest person. I dont drink."
Bwhahahaha!!!!!!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
"I was already a pro." Bet that's not the first time she said that. Reminds me of neighborhood women who sold weed and a little somethin somethin to make ends meet.
Poor Chris. Looks like he's already a veteran taking care of drunk ma.
Are you sure she doesnt have any teefs? Im trying to tell, but I cant.
Happy 4th to everyone! Its party time!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Dedication to his craft: "puke, wipe, type, puke, wipe, type."
Bless you MK!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Jodie turned out just fine.....most of them are a fucking mess though.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Who is the voice in the background that sounds really odd? Poor kid too. Do child stars ever turn out OK? I can only think of Jodie Foster and she had all that Regan shooting madness to deal with.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Poor cindy.
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OMG those are like welfare-issue glasses and well, we know what she did with the welfare-issue teefuses. Anyway, whenever I see people like that shuffling around Pioneer Square, I say, "Mornin' Govenor."
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"Rubbers break"
"Watch her drink like a pig!"
I'm sure SPF will use this as a selling point when he's old enough to text paps to sell pics and video of his mom.
Cindy has morphed into Brit-Brit's trashy older trailor park aunt. Crap, she looks like she was ridding hard and put away wet.
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Submitted by AP on July 4, 2008 - 9:51am.
That clever line about Mama Cass and Karen Caprenter sharing a ham sandwich was first uttered by Blossom’s boss at a record store on an episode of “Blossom” which aired in the early nineties.
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It was a myth back then too.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Very sad:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2008/07/04/cindy.brady.radio.kk...
Um Susan Olson is over 40 according to IMDB. She's 47.
Brady Bunch came out in 1969 and ended in 1973. She was NOT one when she did it.
Cindy Barfy.
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That clever line about Mama Cass and Karen Caprenter sharing a ham sandwich was first uttered by Blossom’s boss at a record store on an episode of “Blossom” which aired in the early nineties.
Wow, that was like the saddest thing I've seen in a long time. I guess that's what happens when you peak at 8 years old. Nowhere to go but down.
I...wanna Rock N Roll all Nite...and party everyday.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 10:50am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 4, 2008 - 8:47am.
Yeah, but fitting, no?
Belated Happy Canada Day to you and all the other cool Canadialanders.
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Very. Especially given that she was hanging out with a bunch of emaciated hippies.
and Y thank u:) Right back atcha, Yankee Doodle.
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That is so awful! TO have YOUR OWN SON say "She drank like a pig!!!!" I would just die!!!!!! She is an idiot!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 4, 2008 - 8:47am.
Yeah, but fitting, no?
Belated Happy Canada Day to you and all the other cool Canadialanders.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 4, 2008 - 10:46am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 4, 2008 - 11:43am.
Mama Cass ate them doughnuts!
Seriously tho, she died of a heart attack.
>>>>>>>>> I thought Mama Cass choked on a ham sammich.
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Like PSL stated - that was a myth.
A fat joke, if you will.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 4, 2008 - 11:43am.
Mama Cass ate them doughnuts!
Seriously tho, she died of a heart attack.
>>>>>>>>> I thought Mama Cass choked on a ham sammich.
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Mama Cass ate them doughnuts!
Seriously tho, she died of a heart attack.
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Kitty Karryall told her to do it while they were sthelling sthe sthells by the sthe sthore.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
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Mama Cass didn't die of choking on a sandwich....that is a myth....sorry MrsK.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Harsh, dude.
Don't I remember hearing that she's been drinking from a very young age? I thought she was part of that Drew Barrymore party circuit but I could be wrong.
That's just sad. Does she real have a 'gig'...or is she just going out drinking?
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It says on Wikipedia that she is 46 years old!
I see a spot on Intervention in the future for Cindy Brady.
woah I am sure the kid gets to watch her drunk ass daily. Some people just can't handle their alcohol! WATCH HER DRINK LIKE A PIG...lol.
Lovely. I can only hope my son gets to say that about me one day.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Next thing you know, she'll be robbing video stores and driving drunk with the kid in the car. Without seat belts.
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That was fucking sad. That poor kid.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
Party at Cindy's tonight!!!
BRASS MONKEYS!!!! OE & OJ I love it!! I won't watch the clip though because I throw up when I see other people throw up.
lol deb!
aw bless her. that dj was a complete douche. what goes around, comes around, buddy.
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She has that classic "always drunk" look, especially with no teeth.
I wonder if she takes her kid to everything she does?
Baby talk! Baby talk! It's a wonder she can walk!
Happy Independence Day, all!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She's at least 40, right?
And wtf ...no teefus? I didn't notice. But hey if your gonna blow chunks better to keep them in a drawer.
Damn. That's all. Damn.
*shaking head*