Happy Indepenis Day!
It's the Whore of July today which means that some of us are celebrating.......um....what are we celebrating again? The right to booze? Yeah, that's it.
While you're celebrating your right to booze at whatever BBQ you're being a trash bag at, why not try something a little more exotic than the regular hot dogs and hamburgers? Try a delicious Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger! Your taste buds will slap you for it. I'm pretty sure your bowels and your heart will also go on strike at the same time. Eat at your own risk.
Happy Right To Booze Day everyone! And those that don't celebrate the Whore of July, can celebrate with us anyway by getting absolutely trashed tonight. I'm sure you were going to do that anyway, because only drunk sluts read this shit!
Thanks Hols & Dan
Well, that actually looks pretty good.
LMAO!! WTF!?! That was a joke on the Boondocks and they really made it??? They called that $h1t the Luther & Riley said... ohhhh this must be what crack tastes like. LOL damn shame. No wonder it's so many hefty b1tches lumbering around!
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
Ya'll wanna hear nasty? ABout an hour east of Austin, Texas, there is a place that takes a Snicker's bar, WRAPS IT IN BACON, then deep fries it!! I shit you not. Or maybe I will if I eat the damn thing.
i can't believe no one has stated what this sandwich is really called: The Luther.
Just gone done blowing up a shitload of Chinese explosives! Ahhh I feel much better. Very therapeutic. My hubola loves those stupid snake things that look like a bowel movement magically appearing out of nowhere. I don't get why he wants to watch poopoo writhing on the ground.
omg that looks good.LOL
fireworks were better than lat year!!!Happy 4th DListers!!
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fuckity fuck i've seen some nasty things on this here internets, but that's truly the most revolting image ever to burn my retinas...
which trailor park resident thought this up?
why the hell am i here?
I AM NOT A DRUNK!!
i'm a pothead
this crap would facilitate the munchies-- sugar, salt and grease all in one.
however, it would have to be some ass kicking weed.
Ok that's the reason why american's are so fat
I'm no longer hungry...thanks dlisted.
http://danceontheroof.com
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 4, 2008 - 5:31pm.
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The sad thing is I actually echoed her exact sentiments long before Buffy ever aired...*sigh* Cordelia is my soulmate. And I totally bookmarked that page, thanks!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 4, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Drunk sluts and insomniac sluts read this shit, MK.
hey!.. i resemble that remark!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Drunk sluts and insomniac sluts read this shit, MK.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
wow these things have early heart attack written all over them.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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QC - saw this and thought of you, I was hoping you would be around before I forgot
"Well, evil just compounds evil, doesn't it? First, I'm sentenced to a computer tutorial on Saturday. Now I have to read some computer book. There are books on computers? Isn't the point of computers to replace books?"
http://www.albrechts.com/abby/quotes/buffschool.html
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 4, 2008 - 4:47pm.
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"Her lover? I thought that was her chiropractor...so tell me again why she's singing?"
Sorry, I saw your new avie and geeked out.
Happy 4th all!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
angel - he's a simple country boy and I think he was just perplexed the whole time. Like when The Time was doing the bird the look on his face had me and my mom in tears. He didn't hate it or go upstairs to watch Dirty Jobs, so that's a good sign!
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
@Viva...
No badness felt;p, Really, I just like to watch myself type.
Umm...LOL! but now I'm curious. Did your bf *like* Purple Rain - or did he just about have it the "not really a fight" scene?
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sup angel_i! My bad, I was scrolling down and responded before I read them all. Yeah I was thinking something to that affect. When I was little there was this shop that had delicious f+c and they served you on newspaper and the shit was so greasy the ink would be on the side of your fish. That crap tasted like fried heaven, so we didn't give a shit.
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 4, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on July 4, 2008 - 10:47am.
honey while I appreciate your point, I ate English food for a few years and I am pretty sure we Americans don't have the monopoly on eating shitty fatty food.
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Actually, my first post said exactly that: Greasy food was one thing from which poor Americans were unable to find Independence. That kinda a grease-up came straight from over there.
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on July 4, 2008 - 10:47am.
honey while I appreciate your point, I ate English food for a few years and I am pretty sure we Americans don't have the monopoly on eating shitty fatty food.
Happy 4th of July, bitches
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 4, 2008 - 2:41pm.
natural talent?... strong will?... nah!.. it's the fact my love for booze is stronger than my will to resist it!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
omg, Paula Deen made these disgusting heart attack specials on her show.
Bogue.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
ESE,
How do you do it man?
I went out last night and didn't get to bed till 2 (i am an early to bed early to rise gal) and feel like dog shit.
Help, am dieing (actually this is my ghost typing I am already dead)!
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 2:37pm.
meh, we stole the land... i can steal an album... it's the American way!
OT: i don't know what the fuck is up with the whole donut cheeseburger thing, but.. i'm sure i don't care
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
EEG: Hits like that give him the luxury to play whatever he likes now.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 4, 2008 - 2:34pm.
yeah, "Walk of Life" great song, but i think it did the same thing... he's only remembered for that album
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 4, 2008 - 11:33am.
Well, since your intent is clearly to honor the First Amendment on Independence Day and to use the art you download for valid social criticism, I say it's legal.
I think that Knopfler is under-rated because of Money for Nothing. Get a hit on the pop parade and it seems that none of your other work is noticed.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 2:31pm.
oh, i'm illegally downloading it as we speak!!LOL!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
IMHO the best CD ever of Americana is "Sailing to Philadelphia" by Mark Knopfler--written by an Englishman, of course. It's got songs about Mason & Dixon, the prairie West, silver mining and Vegas, racism, and Nascar. This is "Speedway at Nazareth" (live):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NWo-51v-SFA
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 4, 2008 - 11:24am.
Not by me!! One of the best ever. ESE, if you haven't checked out that CD, give it a listen. It's perfect for the 4th.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Mark Knopfler... incredibly underrated guitarist
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Sweet. I want my arteries to clog at this years 4th of july
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
OMG, Americans will eat anything as long as it's junk food trash, won't they? I'll bet Britney is salivating at this picture. This is worse than the battered-and-deep-fried Mars Bars (Milky Ways to us) that I saw on "Globe Trekker" yesterday. But Americans are fatter and have even more disgusting eating habits than the Scots or British. Bleah.
Hmmm, and wash that down with a bacon martini.
http://www.slashfood.com/2006/10/29/a-bacon-martini/
If they served that shit in prisons, there'd be riots over prisoner abuse.
I wonder if the person frying up those bad boys has stock in Lipitor...or a cardiologist group.
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You have to consider that if you are eating this, you may be in the middle of a drunken bender in which you would already have thrown up at least twice, and planning to hurl again in the next hour or so anyway, so you wouldn't be keeping the entire thousand calories.
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According to the articles, they are only 1,000 calories each. Heck, lots of other burgers have more calories than that.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/06/03/broadcasts/main1680067.shtml
Happy 4th MK! Mmmmmm, glutton burgers!
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to lara...
I used to live close to a krispy kreme when I was on the "health diet" (basically vegetarian). if they had sold things like this then it would have been easier to stick to my diet! at that time they were all doughnuts.
but I am craving a doughnut... just without beef, bacon, cheese, etc.
chocolate covered doughnuts ... mmm
Amen sister!!
That shit looks good as hell. Is it possible to have an orgasm and a heart attack at the same time? I think I just did. I'm ok, though. I just stuck my finger in the light socket and rejumped it.
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For some reason this reminds me of the nasty onion rings at Sonic. Sonic onion rings are like eating a donut with a slice of onion running through the middle.
Ha ha! Oh, so true. I rather agree with forever.now about becoming a vegetarian...but those donuts are drawing me in...so....curious...must clog arteries...
Crap! That's gross, man!. I like sweet and sour stuff..sometimes. But an extremely sweet doughnut acting as a hamburger bun is just so... well, nasty. Same for the deep-fried sneakers and that other shit. Yuck!.
Happy 4th of July to the americans around here. Hope you have a blast, but don't drink and drive. Remember, the average joes go directly to the clink.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 4, 2008 - 9:10am.
As I understand the tradition from Rochesterarians, the Rambo precedes the Garbage Plate.
And no wonder we're the fattest people in the world. Don't get me wrong, I love a good burger and I think grease is a food group of it's own but dayummm. Everything in that burger goes right to your arteries.