Happy Indepenis Day!
It's the Whore of July today which means that some of us are celebrating.......um....what are we celebrating again? The right to booze? Yeah, that's it.
While you're celebrating your right to booze at whatever BBQ you're being a trash bag at, why not try something a little more exotic than the regular hot dogs and hamburgers? Try a delicious Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger! Your taste buds will slap you for it. I'm pretty sure your bowels and your heart will also go on strike at the same time. Eat at your own risk.
Happy Right To Booze Day everyone! And those that don't celebrate the Whore of July, can celebrate with us anyway by getting absolutely trashed tonight. I'm sure you were going to do that anyway, because only drunk sluts read this shit!
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Sheeps, is the "garbage plate" served with a "Rambo" to wash it down? That would be perfect....
Hahahhaa....Picnic Tables need to be EXTRA careful today!
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I think me just had a stroke.Did they put 'sams choice' cheese on that shit,or what???
Sizzzzzzzzzzlean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 4, 2008 - 9:03am.
July Fourth. Perfect day for Mr. Picnic Table guy to go out and molest his furniture before he sets the table and throws a few steaks on the grill.
hahahaha. And because any guy is a potential Mr. Picnic Table, be careful which invites you accept.
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After MK posted that story, I can't go into a garden center without looking at the patio furniture and thinking...who the fuck works this department? I wanna see the salesperson first! Ha!
Ya never know.............
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That mess just has to be food you eat after a nite of beer and shooters. Like those huge slices of cheese pizza they sell to all the young drunk kids at 4 bucks a pop. Just nassy.
It's a holiday for christ's sake, can't the picnic table have a day off?? sheesh
garbage plates are awesome.. I prefer slaw, fries, cheeseburger and bacon.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 4, 2008 - 9:03am.
July Fourth. Perfect day for Mr. Picnic Table guy to go out and molest his furniture before he sets the table and throws a few steaks on the grill.
hahahaha. And because any guy is a potential Mr. Picnic Table, be careful which invites you accept.
Submitted by modianos on July 4, 2008 - 10:55am.
garbage plate? hell i dont need no recipe!! sign me up for 2 of em! and a diet coke :)
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One more over here please! But my stomach is already begging me to be gentle, so I'll have water ;s
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July Fourth. Perfect day for Mr. Picnic Table guy to go out and molest his furniture before he sets the table and throws a few steaks on the grill. Hmmmm...bet he polished that hole real nice and shiny.
ON T: Who eats shit like that?
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 10:54am.
An excellent choice, but what about Brit's bloody undergarment?
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i stand by the white tongue!
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 11:54am.
Submitted by The C word on July 4, 2008 - 8:50am.
An excellent choice, but what about Brit's bloody undergarment?
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Damn Sheeps, it took weeks of intensive therapy to block that image out!
But yah, that'd probably be #1...
(BTW, thanks for the Canada Day shout out, and love the avie.)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
garbage plate? hell i dont need no recipe!! sign me up for 2 of em! and a diet coke :)
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Submitted by The C word on July 4, 2008 - 8:50am.
An excellent choice, but what about Brit's bloody undergarment?
Holy SHIT! I live in the south and I have never seen crap like this. I think my cholesterol level jumped just looking at this pic. UGH!
yay drunk sluts! i feel like that was a personal shoutout... to all of us?
What? No cheetos?
Submitted by modianos on July 4, 2008 - 11:49am.
Submitted by Devore on July 4, 2008 - 10:01am.
Dlisted, youre good for a good stomach turning!
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tru dat! i vote for the miley cyrus white tongue pic as the grossest thing ever on DListed! can i get a second?
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It does rank, but I have to go with the 'Caption This Contest' pic of the guy with runner's diarrhea.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by Devore on July 4, 2008 - 10:01am.
Dlisted, youre good for a good stomach turning!
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tru dat! i vote for the miley cyrus white tongue pic as the grossest thing ever on DListed! can i get a second?
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Happy Indepenis day MK and sluts!
I'm going to check my $3000 a month porn to see if I can find some 4th of July themed smut, I'm sure I will!
Dayummmm those things look good *as I pop another Crestor*
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
I'm down with the bacon cheeseburger, but not on a Krispy Kreme, fer chrissakes. Krispy Kreme donuts are disgusting anyway. The grease they're fried in sticks to the roof of my mouth and they don't have any flavor. Ick.
Hi PSL.
Check out this recipe for the Garbage Plate from Rochester, NY:
http://americanfood.about.com/od/extremeamericancuisine/a/garplate.htm
Ok, I know this is Off-Topic but I love it when I find this stuff...I'm really starting to like MSN, strangely enough:
Lindsay Lohan reportedly plays the "passive wife" when she is with Samantha Ronson.
The 22-year-old actress - who is rumored to be dating DJ and singer Samantha - is said to adopt a submissive role in their alleged relationship.
A source told America's Star magazine: "Lindsay and Samantha are totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And, yes, they share a bed!
"They both play certain roles. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!"
And once again-Happy Indepenis Day!
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Hi Sheeps!
That looks so fucking gross, I want to vomit. Who eats that shit?
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HAPPY 4th of July! Those krispy kreme hamburgers looks nasty!
Submitted by maDalice on July 4, 2008 - 8:51am.
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I've had bacon chocolate. Pretty good!
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i knew it would be! i think i am going to have to make it myself, i cant find where im at. i also just got a bottle of yak! the next round is for MK! heres to you....
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Good Lordie that's greasy....
It seems you didn't get all THAT independant from some of delicacies of your Mother Land (Britain). I think I'm having a heart attack just looking at that!
Happy July 4th, Horz:)
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
That fucking burger looks absolutely repulsive.
I'd probably try a bite though, lol.
That's right MK - all us drunk sluts love your ass and can't wait to read your witty and intelligent posts every day. Happy 4th to everyone!
Happy Whore-th!
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Ewwwww, Krispy Kremes are gross enough on their own, but those things are Britneyesque ubergrossness.
But I love your drunk ass anyway, MK!
Cut me off a little wedge! I think it looks deeeelicious
happy fireworks day!
make sure you get slapped by a body part today, either taste buds, or dick! let the fireworks begin!!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on July 4, 2008 - 6:57am.
Happy Fourth to all the American sluts out there. I hope you guys get laid today!
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Fuck, I hope I get laid too!!!
Happy 4th of July, my little dumplings.
Happy 4th July!
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seems like someone is already drunk right now.
Happy 4th to everyone y'alls !!!
In Greece the kids make something with these huge square donuts and add cheese and a deli meat. Oh god I think I need a triple bi-pass just looking at that photo!
Try a delicious Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger! Your taste buds will slap you for it. I'm pretty sure your bowels and your heart will also go on strike at the same time.
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Ha ha ha ha! MK, you're funny even drunk!
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agreeing with, Beth4.
I love bacon (yummy nitrates) and Krispy Kremes are divne, but seeing this pic made my stomach turn.
Dlisted, youre good for a good stomach turning!
Happy 4th to all Americans. And I hope they bring that delicious looking shit pictured above over here cos I love bacon, cheese, burgers and Krispy Kreme - so together they must be heaven.
Happy 4th to all you sluts!! Get fucked up and eat a lot of food!!
Oh, and my hangover didn't need to see that sandwich MK, come on now lol it's early still!!!
Happy Fourth to all the American sluts out there. I hope you guys get laid today!
I feel my arteries getting clogged just by looking at that thing!
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Submitted by leatherdaddy on July 4, 2008 - 10:32am.
omg, the idea is growing on me. i still want to try chocolate covered bacon!
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I've had bacon chocolate. Pretty good!
Fried ice cream IS delish.
And on that note, ciao for now! I'm out. Enjoy!!
I think today is a good day to become a vegetarian. what are they thinking?!
(sigh) is this another of those things elvis used to eat?
for anyone who has never eaten a krispy kreme glazed doughnut... they are very sweet and soft even for a glazed doughnut. disgusting taste and health problems aside I don't know how this would be possible to eat.
what i love most about mk´s writing is how it looks like he´s having a conversation with himself. a "like nobody´s watching" sorta thing... so funny
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Happy Fourth everyone. I personally hate the 4th of July because the annoying little fucks in my neighborhood will be lighting off firecrackers all day and night. Anyway today the Darwin Awards people have a field day as idiots maim and/or kill themselves with lame-ass amateur fireworks. To think right now there are people who are enjoying their final hours on this Earth with all their body parts intact. Enjoy those fingers while you still got them!
I don't know about chocolate covered bacon, but fried ice-cream is delish.
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