Elegant Beauty Alert!
How do bitches not spontaneously combust from Shauna Sand's ravishing perfection? Her extreme classiness is almost too much for my retinas to bare. You have to wear Blue Blockers to handle this kind of sophistication. How did the dude in the back not blow into a million douche pieces when Shauna opened up her magnificient wings?! He must be made of kryptonite...or lucite.
It doesn't bother me that Shauna is not wearing her exquisite lucite heels. It used to, but then I realized that the exquisite lucite heels don't make Shauna Sand...wait..... Yes, they do. It's fine though, because whatever the hell she's wearing on her feet is just as classy as her lucite heels. Seriously, what are those things?! Did Chinese Laundry have a clearance sale?!
Here's more of Shauna outside of Burger King some extremely expensive restaurant last night. Do you think Shauna smokes powdered diamonds? Probably. Oh and I also threw some Harry Dean Stanton, because homey is looking beat and he needs a little love. Hopefully, Shauna gave him her 4th of July special.
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Harry Dean Stanton looks more feminine than she does. And younger.
...and speaking of Phoebe Price, what has Shauna Sand ever done to merit all this publicity? Oh yeah, she posed 0nce without her clothes in Playboy. Big fucking deal.
And this whore is the mother of three young girls! WHERE IS THEIR FATHER???? Doesn't that dope care about his kids or is he too busy remembering his 15 minutes of fame?
Who the fuck is this nobody bitch?
I thought her abortion was leaking when i scrolled down the dress. Scuse me while I puke cause I just totally grossed myself out. It's a side effect of coming to dlisted regularly, my mind is now nastier than my body can handle.
"Mommy why do you go out everynight dressed like a hooker?"
"To find a new Daddy sweetheart. Now go back to bed"
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She is not any kind of natural blonde is she. Because ho is clashing all over the place! Take out the yellow extensions, chola!
Who is this woman and why is she famous?
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 4, 2008 - 3:10pm.
next drink on you?!?!... lemme get my big gulp cup!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
ESE,
Your impeccable taste is surpassed only by your charm. Next drink is on me! Cheers!
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She's is hideous. I'd do HDS before I'd do her. *shudder*
Is that Dan Tana's? Harry Dean Stanton is ALWAYS there. I ran into him after a show at the Troubadour that's next door and I was so drunk I referred to him as Dean Stockwell. He didn't mind though, he was quite amused.
Where the fuck are her pinky toes? Does she have any?
what a delicate flower... what?... there's plastic flowers, right?
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Plastic surgery much?
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
"How do bitches not spontaneously combust from Shauna Sand's ravishing perfection?"
I'm finding it harder and harder to tolerate this almost daily exposure to her unearthly perfection and grace. It's all I can do to stop myself from checking into the nearest full-body-and-facial-reconstruction "spa."
Please, oh please, make it STOP.
Did her tampon explode?
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
LMAO @ snatchal and Gladiatwhore! I'll be working these into my vocab.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 11:38am.
The design draws attention to her snatchal area.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Snatchal. OMG, islandgirl I'm ROFLing big time!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by madam s. on July 4, 2008 - 9:55am.
Those are definitely Gladiatwhore shoes.
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hahahahahhahah! loves it!
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Submitted by madam s. on July 4, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Those are definitely Gladiatwhore shoes.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
You know you're getting too much Botox when smiling makes you look like you're pushing out a petrified turd.
Regarding that dress; I don't think that is part of the design.
Ok, now that I'm over the BluBlockers *correct spelling* daaaaaaang, this motherfucking 2 pound bitch's face is BUSTED! This is an example of a very, very disturbed and sick person. She needs help, stat.
Those are definitely Gladiatwhore shoes.
well, i know what i'm going to wear today: my bathing suit cover-up from 1990 spring break in daytona, my neighbor's diaper bag, and rubber platform flip-flops with three dozen shoelaces tied together up my legs.
i got drunk with hds back in the day when i live in l.a. he's a friggin laugh riot. of course, i don't know anything he actually said because he was slurring all over me. i think he might have been apologizing about not bringing me shoes to go with the ugly pink dress he got me at the thrift store.
Thought HD Staton was Henry Winkler reliving his "Happier Days"...rofl. Dude is beat.
PSL, i need to send you an email for 4th of july avie you will like, i hope.
Sheeps, got some it together by going thru safari. now need to figure out safari.
Got three hair left on my head from CHUMP-UTER.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Sheeps,
Or a chocolate starfish. :)
And thanks, I think I will!
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She should legally change her name to Shauna Snatchal.
IG: The design is like a sequined ocean sunfish, swimming thru bamboo.
Hope you have a great, Southern 4th. Food, booze, and fireworks: how bad can it be?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I found it!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxdMjC2BTwc
Oh man, I'm dying right now!!!! I lived in Venice for many years.. awwwww, man I'm feeling all nostalgic and shit.
I'm fucking ashamed, but I'm mad attracted to the Persian BH douchebag behind her with the chucks & ciggy. I have a weakness for those dudes.
BLUE BLOCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! I knew you were old like me! Last night I went to dinner with a few of my girlfriends. I can't remember how it came about, but I was thinking about the one commercial with the really bad 80's style rap. That one kills.
SHEEPS!!! ♥
That is all.
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THIS IS HIGH FASHION RIGHT HERE
HOMEGIRL IS NO JOKE YOU SHOULD BRING HER ASS TO PARIS BECAUSE WE ALL NEED SOME FASHION LESSONS FROM MS SAND
Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 12:38pm.
The design draws attention to her snatchal area.
Her mom probably taught her to accentuate the positive.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 12:32pm.
I am not a Smoking Nazi, but why do people who depend on their good looks still smoke? As a diet?
Well, they're addicted, of course, but I think they're also always counting on a new procedure to make them look younger. Shauna's obviously not afraid going under the knife.
The design draws attention to her snatchal area.
Smoking, endless suntanning, excess alcohol abuse, drugs and more all age the face and in Hollywood, you need to look good. Instead they do all of the above and just see the local plastic surgeon or have various facial procedures done. Whatever.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 11:32am.
I am not a Smoking Nazi, but why do people who depend on their good looks still smoke? As a diet?
A Britney moment? That is NASTY!
Hey Sheeps, were you here for the latest Britney Upskirt? You must go back and find it....it's from a couple of days ago.......it is pretty scary though....lol
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Hi IG!!
ONT: Hi IG!!
I know Sheeps! they ALL do....I guess they think being skinny is better than looking YOUNG.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Harry Dean Stanton always makes me think of Paris, Texas (the movie), which in turn makes me feel sad.
So, Harry always makes me feel sad.
I am not a Smoking Nazi, but why do people who depend on their good looks still smoke? As a diet?
SHES TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR WORDS IM SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW...
That face will make you slap your mother!
If her boobs are natural (they may have been years ago, but no way in hell are they now), I am Gisele.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
I thought you might get a chuckle out of some of this. Got this from Wikipedia.
Starting at the age of five, Sand studied ballet, jazz, and theatre. In her Playmate Profile, she claims to have been very independent and highly motivated at an early age and being a straight A student. At 11, she enrolled in The School of Creative and Performing Arts and by 13, she received a dance scholarship with Ballet West in Aspen, Colorado.
She admits to being shy and not having much time for a social life. Shauna began modeling at the age of nine after being approached by a local photographer. She signed with the Elite/Petite agency in New York at the age of 15. She took time off from modelling and went to Paris and earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French.
Sand submitted photos to Playboy's Los Angeles photo editors. She did a test shoot that Hugh Hefner approved and became the Playmate of the Month for May 1996.
For the heck if it, I googled Shauna Sand ( I was curious on how tall she is; 5'4"). But.......according to wikipedia, that's her natural bust. Natural my ass.
Hi, Sockie!! At first I thought she was having a Britney moment. Ewww. *shutting up*
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 4, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Is that a stain on her snatchal area, or part of the dress? God, she's nasty.
Happy July 4th!!
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*looking down at own "snatchal area"* LMAO! I like that term!
Yeah, for a minute there I thought she peed or shit herself. Too drunk or high to make it to the ladies room..but it looks like some sort of graphic design.
Hi! Island Girl! *waving*
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And what contribution does this bitch bring to the culture? Absolutely nothing.