Elegant Beauty Alert!
How do bitches not spontaneously combust from Shauna Sand's ravishing perfection? Her extreme classiness is almost too much for my retinas to bare. You have to wear Blue Blockers to handle this kind of sophistication. How did the dude in the back not blow into a million douche pieces when Shauna opened up her magnificient wings?! He must be made of kryptonite...or lucite.
It doesn't bother me that Shauna is not wearing her exquisite lucite heels. It used to, but then I realized that the exquisite lucite heels don't make Shauna Sand...wait..... Yes, they do. It's fine though, because whatever the hell she's wearing on her feet is just as classy as her lucite heels. Seriously, what are those things?! Did Chinese Laundry have a clearance sale?!
Here's more of Shauna outside of Burger King some extremely expensive restaurant last night. Do you think Shauna smokes powdered diamonds? Probably. Oh and I also threw some Harry Dean Stanton, because homey is looking beat and he needs a little love. Hopefully, Shauna gave him her 4th of July special.
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Cindyloo, I really don't know about one family because they moved to the mecca of class known as long island. as for the boy, i think i heard somewhere he dropped outta high school, can't remember...but i know for sure he's a little wannabe hoodlum now.
Submitted by Cindyloo on July 4, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Out of curiosity, do you know how those kids turned out? I know of a couple women like you describe; some of the kids have problems and a very, very few turned out OK.
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Hey, PSL! Thanks... and maybe you should put some headphones on your doggie! I saw a few minutes of that Gene Simmons show the other night and they had their family dog at a concert with them on. :)
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Out of curiosity, do you know how those kids turned out? I know of a couple women like you describe; some of the kids have problems and a very, very few turned out OK.
Submitted by Mawy on July 4, 2008 - 11:10am.
I feel sorry for her kids. Thank God my momma never dressed like a ho- at least after I was born. lol. we had a few slutty neighborhood mothers in the ever-so-classy queens neighborhood where i grew up. one of them wore super tight clothing at all times, had her hair bleached blond, and was a barbie impersonator. she used to dye her 8 year old's hair. another was the mother of the neighborhood bully. to this day, she's always wearing belly shirts, super short skirts and knee high boots. i was friends with a girl that babysat for her and said that she used to bring home different guys all the time when she came home for the night. anyway, i feel for kids in that situation. again, SO glad my mother is the modest woman that she is. sure, me and her have other issues, but thank God that wasn't one of them.
When did sidewalks become runways for ugly ass bitches to stop & pose? When!?!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I have a toe thing and hers mesmerize me. Ewwww.
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hey IG! Welcome, and enjoy your first 4th of July in America! Mine is all about making sure my doggie doesn't have a heart attack from the Fireworks tonight......I don't go anywhere after dark.
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Is that part of the dress's design? I thought she'd pissed herself
How old is this hot mess? My auntie is 50 and chain smokes, and Shauna looks older than her
And....for that extra touch of elegance - a cigarette. Pure elegance. I feel for her poor kids.
She is ugly beyond belief. Her skin looks dried up and burned and her implants are sagging all the way down to her waist. She looks like a Donatella Versace clone.
Is that a stain on her snatchal area, or part of the dress? God, she's nasty.
Happy July 4th!!
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Er, considering Harry Dean Stanton is going to be 82, yes, 82 years old, on July 14th, I think he looks pretty good.
Jesus fuck, how old is he now?
*Thinking back hard to the Pretty in Pink days*
I feel sorry for her kids. Thank God my momma never dressed like a ho- at least after I was born. lol. we had a few slutty neighborhood mothers in the ever-so-classy queens neighborhood where i grew up. one of them wore super tight clothing at all times, had her hair bleached blond, and was a barbie impersonator. she used to dye her 8 year old's hair. another was the mother of the neighborhood bully. to this day, she's always wearing belly shirts, super short skirts and knee high boots. i was friends with a girl that babysat for her and said that she used to bring home different guys all the time when she came home for the night. anyway, i feel for kids in that situation. again, SO glad my mother is the modest woman that she is. sure, me and her have other issues, but thank God that wasn't one of them.
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I'll bet she designed those hideous shoes.....ugh.
She's such an American Princess....of course there had to be a post about her today....so many reasons to celebrate America!
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Girls got surprisingly some guns on her. To bad she looks like she just graduated from clown college.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - and not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "