A-Rod Is Under Vadge's Kabbalah Spell
Vadge is hypnotizing A-Rod with some sort of kabbalalalalah voodoo spell. That's what A-Rod's buff ass wifey claims anyway. According to the NYDN, Cynthia Rodriguez has told her friends that Vadge is the reason why her marriage is in the shit box. Cynthia is currently shacking up at Lenny Kravitz's pad in Paris, because she doesn't want to deal with all the homo drama.
A friend of C-Hulk claims she found a letter from A-Rod to Vadge where he calls her "his true soulmate." Yeah, because both can probably bench press a Mormon family. C-Hulk reportedly told her friend, "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him. I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating." The Vadge strikes again! She definitely held A-Rod in her "vadge-choke-hold" and forced him to hand over his nuts to her. She did the same thing to Guy.
C-Hulk had a baby only 10 weeks ago. Her friend said that A-Rod was only with the baby for 10-minutes after she was born and then split for Vadge's tomb. 3 weeks later, he told his wifey that he was leaving her. Why didn't C-Hulk pick up a car and smash it on his head?! She's capable of it.
The friend went on to say, "Cynthia was so innocent. She thought he just respected [Madonna]...and said, 'I respected her too - her creativity and ability to reinvent herself. I never dreamed this 49-year-old woman was anything more than a friend."
There's only way to solve all of this. You know what I'm going to suggest, right? CAGE FIGHT! Imagine a Vadge and She-Hulk cage fight? That would be like Godzilla vs. King Kong! On second thought, Vadge and She-Hulk should team up and pummel the shit out of A-Rod.
A-Rod's wife's eyes are crooked. I thought it was just the photo but I noticed it on another picture of her.
I cant blame Madge for this. It is no secret that A-Rod's wife is a first class bitch all the way. Run as fast as you can away from that bitch A-Rod!
Submitted by MKFan on July 5, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Well, I will certainly defer to you as the STD expert. But, you know, if it wasn't in People magazine........
Submitted by Paquita on July 5, 2008 - 7:10am.
angel_i love what you did with your avie.
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y thank u, darling:) I know nothing of the man, really, except that he makes an excellent tranny!
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idk about the skin color with him... i know plenty of latinos, especially caribeños, who have this very golden to bronzey skin that is seriously beautiful to look at- and touch! ;D
my lil bro is about his complexion every summer, then pale in the winter.
but this IS a-rod, a man so full of himself, i wouldnt be surprised by anything he does to attract more women...
and YES, thank god for cabrera! i would LOVE to see his melky way! reow!
She should cut his thing off Lorena Bobbit style and mail it to Madonna. I'm sure that's all she wants. Madonna is such a skank.
Submitted by Phoebe on July 4, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Marilyn Monroe didn't have an affair with Joe DiMaggio - she was MARRIED to him.
And A-Hole is not in DiMaggio's league, pun intended.
I doubt Jessica Alba has herpes, because she had her baby naturally and they do C-sections if the mother has herpes.
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Wrong Einstein!!! There are women who do give birth the natural way when they are not going through a flareup. Plus the only person who made sure to say it was natural was a family member. Possibly because they knew every tom dick and harry like you will be waiting. The herpes rumor came from a nurse who was also fired for giving out that information. The information was discussed on the Adam Corrolla radio show and that's how it made the tabs. Half of Hollywood have herpes and maybe some that post here. It's not like she can't ever have kids. The only bad thing is the asshole who possibly gave it to her and not telling her he had it. Derek Jeter screws anything that walks and picks up hookers. so I was not surprised when it was said he gave it to her. Thank goodness she and Cash got back together because it was Jessica who told Cash she got it from Jeter and no one from his camp or hers have denied he gave it to her. If she or Jeter wanted to clear that rumor their people would have said it was a lie and no one has nor has anyone been sued. There are also different medicine out there to help.
Submitted by Mawy on July 4, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Hey Bunny Rabbit, I think she was talking about in NYC (where i live) cuz i know over here 60% of our slutty ass population has it.
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This is from your local news station (acutally the story went nationwide):
http://wcbstv.com/local/herpes.new.york.2.743868.html
From June 10, 2008:
"According to the study, 26 percent of city residents have the virus that causes genital herpes, an incurable sexually-transmitted infection that can cause painful genital sores and can double a person's risk for HIV.
Nationally, 19 percent of the population has the infection, according to the department.
More specifically, the study showed that the rate is higher among women than men – 36 percent compared to 19 percent – and was higher among blacks than whites – 49 percent versus 14 percent, respectively.
It also found the rate was higher among gay men than heterosexual men – 32 percent compared to 18 percent."
I think your doctor is misinformed or trying to scare you straight. Either way, it's a good reason not to sleep with any old guy.
Um C-Hulk is shocked at A-Rod's behavior? Has this bitch forgotten that his ass was splashed all over the news a year or so ago with some blond bitch?
That one implant that's higher than the other is starting to bug me.
Well, no, it bugged me from the start but now it bugs me enough to comment on it.
From the ethnic side, I'm glad Vadge never plays up being Italian, because she's a disgraziata (can't spell in Italian, sorry).
...Ms. Mia -
What the hell are you smoking? He's handsome? AAAAAH HAHAHAHHAHA. .....
Confirmed.... he's nice looking, gorgeous hazel-green eyes. Although, the posted photo is unflattering and reminiscent of a potato, with an unnatural bronzing, as stated.
His body is pretty flawless, especially in uniform.
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
Submitted by Br0nxB0mber on July 5, 2008 - 9:11am.
Atleast dominicans still have Melky Cabrera and Robinson Cano to make us proud!
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Two of my favorite baseball players! I am not Dominican but I support other latins anywhere in the world!
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I think she's got bigger muscles then him.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
"Umm, by the way, Alexis Rodriguez is Puerto Rican, not Dominican... it's NOT the same thing..."
U dumb ass a-rod is dominican and his real name is not Alexis it is alexander. If u were latino or even lived in NY u would know this. Pero el es un vende patria and doesn't even claim my country so fuck him! He's a piece of shit and his wife doesn't deserve what he has put her thru.
Atleast dominicans still have Melky Cabrera and Robinson Cano to make us proud!
Madonna is an awful whore. She barely kept things together for her to ake an African child to make her look human. I hope someone is telling David's father that he gave his son away to a lying whore
But she's not human, she's a disgrace.
angel_i love what you did with your avie.
I still have the hots for Arod, he's on my fantasy league.
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I say let me in the cage match. I'm from Texas...we USE our guns here. LOL
thank you sheeps, paquita, my darling clemintine and mawy! :)
maybe it is like the pod people movie... madonna is making her "soulmate" into a new vessel for her consciousness. next arod will write his soon to be ex-wife explaining how he has gotten into the groove and must prove his love to madonna.
Apparently, Guy Oseary, who manages both Madonna & A-rod, isn't managing Lenny anymore:
"Oseary also managed Kravitz, but that relationship ended two weeks ago, sources said. The rocker was so distressed by Oseary's role in the marital intrigue that he parted ways with the manager, sources said."
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/07/04/2008-07-04_alex_rodriguez_h...
So, seems like Lenny believes there's some truth to that story.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
That he does, Deb.
And Sandbitch, wityobadself, I too would like to see this "letter" with these words "my true soulmate" written by this "man".
Edited to add: that doesn't even make any fucking sense. if he travels, why would he have to bring that letter anywhere near his wife! Just sayin'
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ANGEL,
he does kind of have a Sandra Bernhart thing going on...
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Apparently Vadge and this bloke have the same "career coach".
Obviously there's a reason his wife has booted him out considering she's just had a baby. Finding sloppy love notes to another woman (fantasy or otherwise) oughta do it.
I wanna read the note, I wanna read the note!!
DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 1:07am.
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O! Haha! Now, I actually feel kinda stupid.
But on the bright side, even in this tiny, little pic A-Rod is SO obviously a tranny! Now I know why Madonna likes him so much(LIES!).
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Angel,
Buy One Get One! BOGO. usually like a buy one get one free or half price. LOL. after i posted that I wondered if you would know what it was...
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JUPITER!
DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 12:57am.
Kind of like a BOGO!
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Ok, what the hell is THAT?! LOL!
I couldn't leave her out - His lipstick matches her dress too well:)
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Angel, you have just amazed me. I thought you were going to do just a-Rod and you threw the wife in too! Kind of like a BOGO!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 4, 2008 - 10:47pm.
I know the Vadge has shitty taste in men but this dude? Na nada no way. Maybe he's been having a little fantasy relationship while the Mrs has been knocked up and lactating.
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Totally agree.
It sounds like he got obsessed with Madge. I mean, writing love letters and declaring to her she's your 'soul mate' indicates on some serious infatuation. Also the fact that went to see Madonna right after C-Hulk gave birth, says A LOT. I bet he used Kabbalah to get close to Madge and impress her and not the other why around.
C-Hulk better not be acting like he was this "caring, loving angelic husband" before 'coz everyone knows he cheated on her ass before.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
You may wonder why her beard is so dark. That, my friends, is the colour of her roots.
PS. I haven't installed my photoshop yet, so this is what I can get happening with paint.
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@Deb;
Why the hell not? I did get my laundry done after all:)
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"Submitted by Aphid on July 4, 2008 - 7:20pm.
This pairing of Vadge and ARod is so random. And Lenny Kravitz involved? What next? Roman Polanski is his landlord?"
LOL - yes, quite the odd cast of characters! They'll all be on Larry King next week, and he won't know who any of them are.
Love your avatar, Aphid, it looks like one of my cats.
It seems like every pregnant woman breaks out the veiny tits. Eek.
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Angel, can you do your magic on A-Rod? He would make a great tranny gollum. No need to photoshop that much.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 4, 2008 - 9:17pm.
But I'm tryna work my witchy ways on Britney and make her elope with Adnan.
hahahaha. Evil yet too funny. Like wishing for a giant pratfall.
Well, it ain't like wifey is missing much. Arod looks like he is turning into a Him-roid.
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I miss her too. But I'm tryna work my witchy ways on Britney and make her elope with Adnan:D
Amy comes close but, dirty as she is, she doesn't quite get the skank up just right...
Tranny Gollum shall return when Britney appeases my sick sense of humour. OR when my ADD kicks in:D
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A friend of C-Hulk claims she found a letter from A-Rod to Vadge where he calls her "his true soulmate."
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OMG!!! No way!
A-Rod can write?!?! WTF?!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Angel, I miss tranny gollum. she was too prezicuss.
OT: I would shankabeeotch for Guy Richie or Colin Firth...
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Hey Phoebs (I always wanted to say that - I hope you don't mind:)
No worries:) I'm all about correction where correction is due.
And that other thing: since I came back - About A-hole being out of Joe's league- Just cuz it made me think: that's just Madonna. She'll always be a sily teenage ho where men are concerned, I think. IMO, Guy was the first thing she ever did right.
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angel_i - LOL, I didn't mean to correct you that firmly on the Monroe-DiMaggio thing...sorry about that !
Trix-
LOL. He DOES look like a baked potato. What ethnicity is bronze or brassed?
Ms. Mia -
What the hell are you smoking? He's handsome? AAAAAH HAHAHAHHAHA. You're right, she's "handsome", but still better looking between the two of them. That aint sayin' much tho.
yeah, ur right, mujeriego is a better term. mujeron is like a superwoman lol. i got caught up in my own slang =)
of course, i shudda used my favorite spanish slang word for slut: CUERO!
oh, i feel better already!
Cynthia Rodriguez and Jennifer Anniston= the new BFFS! Cynthia Show Jen how it's done! Madonna is muscular, but Cynthia can totally kick her ass. I think Cynthia and Jen should tag team up, and go after Madonna and than Angelina AFTER she's done giving birth and stomp them with string bikinis and stilletos on, like some WWE Divas, LOL!Nothing like two tough bitches going after one with spike heals and fists flying! LOL!
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Sheeps you are right its mujeriego
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I think "mujerón" would be a big, well-built, or beautiful woman, since the "-on" or "-ona" suffixes suggest bigger. Womanizer would be mujeriego or mujerero, no? Anyway, slang mutates so fast that it could mean whatever people say it means.
i think mujeron means womanizer.
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hi. :)
what is a murjeron?
Submitted by Phoebe on July 4, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Marilyn Monroe didn't have an affair with Joe DiMaggio - she was MARRIED to him.
And A-Hole is not in DiMaggio's league, pun intended.
I doubt Jessica Alba has herpes, because she had her baby naturally and they do C-sections if the mother has herpes.
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You're correct about DiMaggio being married to Monroe - he was her second husband - but I'm pretty sure I've read somewhere that women can have natural childbirth if they have herpes. The only time a C-section is necessary is if the mother is experiencing an outbreak and a lesion would possibly come into contact with the baby.
Therefore I stand by my belief that the Miseralba has got the herp.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
puerto rican? no he's not. he's ur typical dominican man thru and thru. i should know: all the dominis in my fam, neighborhood, city either love him or manny. i feel sorry for his wife; poor, ugly domini men are sluts, i cant even imagine how much of a mujeron he is!
hi all first timer here =]
Submitted by Phoebe on July 4, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Marilyn Monroe didn't have an affair with Joe DiMaggio - she was MARRIED to him.
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There you go! See, I thought I might be wrong all together!
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Marilyn Monroe didn't have an affair with Joe DiMaggio - she was MARRIED to him.
And A-Hole is not in DiMaggio's league, pun intended.
I doubt Jessica Alba has herpes, because she had her baby naturally and they do C-sections if the mother has herpes.