A-Rod Is Under Vadge's Kabbalah Spell
Vadge is hypnotizing A-Rod with some sort of kabbalalalalah voodoo spell. That's what A-Rod's buff ass wifey claims anyway. According to the NYDN, Cynthia Rodriguez has told her friends that Vadge is the reason why her marriage is in the shit box. Cynthia is currently shacking up at Lenny Kravitz's pad in Paris, because she doesn't want to deal with all the homo drama.
A friend of C-Hulk claims she found a letter from A-Rod to Vadge where he calls her "his true soulmate." Yeah, because both can probably bench press a Mormon family. C-Hulk reportedly told her friend, "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him. I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating." The Vadge strikes again! She definitely held A-Rod in her "vadge-choke-hold" and forced him to hand over his nuts to her. She did the same thing to Guy.
C-Hulk had a baby only 10 weeks ago. Her friend said that A-Rod was only with the baby for 10-minutes after she was born and then split for Vadge's tomb. 3 weeks later, he told his wifey that he was leaving her. Why didn't C-Hulk pick up a car and smash it on his head?! She's capable of it.
The friend went on to say, "Cynthia was so innocent. She thought he just respected [Madonna]...and said, 'I respected her too - her creativity and ability to reinvent herself. I never dreamed this 49-year-old woman was anything more than a friend."
There's only way to solve all of this. You know what I'm going to suggest, right? CAGE FIGHT! Imagine a Vadge and She-Hulk cage fight? That would be like Godzilla vs. King Kong! On second thought, Vadge and She-Hulk should team up and pummel the shit out of A-Rod.
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Submitted by cheesemissile on July 4, 2008 - 6:47pm.
If "Truth or Dare" wasn't enough to convince you how much of a control freak Madonna is, all the Illuminati rumors in the world won't help, either.
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Not trying to sound crazy or anything.. but some people think Madonna is/was mind controlled by the Illuminati and is now working as a programmer herself.
So this is somewhat plausible to me.
Submitted by mike on July 4, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Ladies, if your guy ever uses the word "soulmate" in anything other than an ironic manner, you need to worry.
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This is the second time today that I copy one of your posts. My ex husband used to use that word all the time. He declared me his "soul mate" after our first date. I should have run then.
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Um, he earned the nickname "Stray-Rod" a long time ago. This has nothing to do with Madonna. He'd have left her for a ham sandwich. He's such a cheater, she better check and see if that last baby is even hers.
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So...bronze. Ew.
zzzzzzzz...I smell Vadge's PR working overtime to make her look like a hot item. She'd rather feed Lourdes to rabid wolves than look like the sorry-ass wanna-be twentysomething being dumped by her bored husband.
"This pairing of Vadge and ARod is so random. And Lenny Kravitz involved? What next? Roman Polanski is his landlord?"
LOL!!! :)...thanks for the giggle!! And in my own rambling words....
As sad as it sounds, Cynthia's irrational thinking that due to the fact that Madonna is 49, she considered her "safe",-- that her husband would not likely be interested in this woman, who is significantly older. Reality check..... it is not age and sometimes, not even great looks-- that cause a man to cheat. The overriding motivation is that.. he can be with "Madonna". TBQH, Cynthia should consider herself fortunate that a man as handsome and wealthy as A-Rod (although he has never been known to be a quality person, nor a team player)..would even marry her. She is not particularly attractive, looks a bit manly, and does not seem to have a great personality, which I think is the most important quality.
That being said, I truly feel sorry for her, she is the mother of his children, yet this is not a "unique" situation--an unfaithful husband readying to leave. Fortunately, she will have more money than God, to help ease her pain.
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
I can't belive I said "partner" I meant like sexually hahaha, but by partner i meant boyfriend LOL
at least I'm amusing myself
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Submitted by Mawy on July 4, 2008 - 4:46pm.
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Yes 1 in 10 have HIV, and the meds are free. In every metro or bus stop you will see that ad. on how if you have HIV should get into treatment cause its free and all that. I've only had one partner and we've been together for 3 years but still scary.
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Writing a book!?!? Damn good think I learned how to read! Shouldn't joke about that. But anyways...Jorge Posada...WOW and I thought I was gonna marry him being that he's not that great looking. But the gay think I can get from Jeter he's to into himself.
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Submitted by MKFan on July 4, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Also he had a thing on craiglist, he's suppose to be writing a book about it.
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BTW- just read a hilarious quote from a 15 year old from the South Bronx about STD testing:
"I was mad worried I had something and didn't want to get checked out. But yo, all I had to do was piss in a cup." - Armando, age 15
Yes, I am home heeling from a chemical peel and am extremely bored today.
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GONNABURN - Oh. My. God. I totally missed that posting, so thank you for mentioning it. Holy shit. I didn't think he'd actually post it! MK I love you more than ever baby.
I agree! Someone who cheats on their spouse with u obviously won't be faithful to u if it ever turns into a relationship. it's a big turn off for me cuz it shows me what a lack of morals a person has.
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Submitted by joanne on July 4, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Cheating men and the women who want them, I don't get it.
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How about Paul Lo Duca, who, as a Met, cheated on Sonia Flores (a sign of insanity) with a 19-year-old?
Umm, by the way, Alexis Rodriguez is Puerto Rican, not Dominican... it's NOT the same thing...
joanne, I also don't get the Cheating WOMEN and the Men who want THEM either!
Cheaters SUCK.
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Submitted by joanne on July 4, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Cheating men and the women who want them, I don't get it.
Well said (and cool avie). I'm afraid cheating is a given for the pro athlete.
paquita, that's some scary sh!t!!!!! I read that 1 in 20 adults in DC has HIV somewhere and was shocked. That's freakin crazy. 1 in 10!?!?! So sad. If I lived in DC, I don't think I would have sex ever! Shoot, being a NYer and hearing the STD statistics hear makes the liquids in my cooch dry up big time.
Submitted by Paquita on July 4, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Mawy, you are welcome.
The Herpes Fairy is gonna get him! LOL
And its scary now to know everyone has herpes or AIDS. Here in D.C. where I live, 1 out of 10 people have AIDS, which is scary.
No one can go fool around anymore!
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Submitted by Paquita on July 4, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Yeah you can probably google that story. The guy said he felt he was fired because he was gay and what he saw. The smoking gun should also have the story where the guy filed a lawsuit against the yankees for wrongful termination. Also he had a thing on craiglist, he's suppose to be writing a book about it.
Watch out Vadge, remember OJ??
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit"
Cheating men and the women who want them, I don't get it.
I think this tosser is stalking the Vadge.
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If you are still on, just wanted to thank you for your H.S.O.T.D. influence for Jay and Grant. LOVE that show! :)
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Submitted by Aphid on July 4, 2008 - 3:20pm.
This pairing of Vadge and ARod is so random. And Lenny Kravitz involved? What next? Roman Polanski is his landlord?
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LOL!
But, seriously. Madonna has always had a Marylin Monroe fetish. She's tried to hook up with baseball players before. I'm sure I've read about her romancing Marylin's affair with Joe DiMaggio because as soon as I heard about this A-Rod guy, I remembered all that.
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Submitted by MKFan on July 4, 2008 - 4:05pm.
I didn't know about Jorge Posada....hard to believe but who knows....when you got all that money and fame, it gets to your head.
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Submitted by Aphid on July 4, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I heard Derek Jeter is the one who gave Jessica Alba herpes.
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I heard it was the other way around.
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I heard Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes because there was some nurse who spilled the beans about Jeter having herpes before he even met Alba. She was fired for leaking out Jeter's medical records. So I do believe Jeter is the one that gave Alba herpes. If Arod has herpes the he got it from Jeter. I don't know why people always think Jeter's piss is like champagne, when the man is constantly picking up any strays from a bar to either meet him at his hotel or have her walking around the corner and have his people pick her up. I also heard Jeter has his guys to pick out girls from clubs for him and bring them back to his waiting black suv to get a blow job from them.
The entire Yankee team is filled with all sort of trashiness. Johnny Damon cheated on his wife while she was pregnant then dumped her for the wife he's married to now. Jason Giambi's ugly creepy dude, does threesomes and his wife is said to not mind because she joins in. Then lets not forget about the story of some gay Yankee employee who claims he busted Derek Jeter and Jorge Posada in the Yankee Steam room making out with each other. He also said Jeter asked him if he wanted to join in.
Further proof that Vadgezilla will stop @ nothing to conquer all.
Personally I would have gone after Jorge Posada and them sexy jug ears !
This vampire is now draining the life force out of A-Rod , good lord whats next? Madge's vadge is literally turning into The Blob and may consume all of North America before its all said and done
Happy 4th bitches!
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Any woman who marries a Pro-Athlete, and thinks she won't be cheated on, has her head up her ass.
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Ladies, if your guy ever uses the word "soulmate" in anything other than an ironic manner, you need to worry.
Mawy, you are welcome.
The Herpes Fairy is gonna get him! LOL
And its scary now to know everyone has herpes or AIDS. Here in D.C. where I live, 1 out of 10 people have AIDS, which is scary.
No one can go fool around anymore!
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Damn he only spent ten minutes with his newborn daughter. What a jerk!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Not random, as some have posted. Turns out that A-Rod, Kravitz, and Madonna have the same manager, or pubicist, or something like that.
cynthia is pretty and in shape. why'd he leave her for tooth gap Madonna.
awwww thanks paquita! knowing him, he probably will. he tried to have sex with me without a condom but i said helllll no! i dont get people nowadays who go around having sex without condoms, knowing everything that is out there. he'll catch something.
Submitted by Paquita on July 4, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Mawy, he's gonna get herpes dont worry
and he's gonna get the "I've got herpes you should get tested" by txt.
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He was never a sweet, caring husband. He cheated on her all the time, very publicly about a year ago with a blond in Canada.
Mawy, he's gonna get herpes dont worry
and he's gonna get the "I've got herpes you should get tested" by txt.
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What a effing tool.
Paquita, I was dumped via text message. Douchebag didn't have the balls to tell me to my face. Probably knew I'd slap him.
Submitted by Paquita on July 4, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Mawy I still wanna hear the story about your douchebag ex. hahaha can you tell I'm bored?
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Others claim he didn't get to the hospital until ten minutes after the birth, so who knows. And she's no innocent, the baby is less than three months old and she's sniffing around Lenny Kravitz? All I care about is every time this tool indulges in some extra curricular/marital shenanigans, he f*cks up for the Yankees.
I agree. He is a douchebag, but he does look like his dick is big. And thick. Dominican men have big ones. Trust me, I know from firsthand experience. lol.
Submitted by dick on July 4, 2008 - 4:18pm.
looks like stubble burn or a dirty sanchez. i bet his dick is real big. not as big as m.l.v.c.ritchie's, but big. his wife looks like a sober country music bitch. gross.
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Gee, sounds like A-Rod's a real knob! I thought adultery was against the Vadge's spiritual beliefs?
Oh gee, I used to be heavily into baseball players when I was young. A-Rod isn't the first athlete Madonna's been with. Anyway, Cynthia, you're a psychologist...so why couldn't you stay in NYC to figure it out? And secondly, I've known tons of baseball players that are now on second marriages. It's an occupational hazard. And frankly, if I had the chance even now, I -- a granny -- probably would jump at the chance to corrupt one of those marriages:((
Mawy I still wanna hear the story about your douchebag ex. hahaha can you tell I'm bored?
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looks like stubble burn or a dirty sanchez. i bet his dick is real big. not as big as m.l.v.c.ritchie's, but big. his wife looks like a sober country music bitch. gross.
muhahahahaha! i like that game! but seriously, i feel bad for anyone that has that (except if they're douches like ARod or Jeter). In all seriousness, I have a really cool coworker who I LOVE who came into work one day and was all embarassed about his cold sore. But check out CNN, there's an article about how they might have a cure for herpes on the way. Sluts around the world are smiling!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 4, 2008 - 4:08pm.
yeah depending on what study you read, either 1/4 or 1/5 people have herpes. Next time you go to work check out your coworkers and play a fun little game I like to call "Guess who's got the herp"
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yeah depending on what study you read, either 1/4 or 1/5 people have herpes. Next time you go to work check out your coworkers and play a fun little game I like to call "Guess who's got the herp"
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Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 4, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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Hey Bunny Rabbit, I think she was talking about in NYC (where i live) cuz i know over here 60% of our slutty ass population has it.
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