A-Rod Is Under Vadge's Kabbalah Spell
Vadge is hypnotizing A-Rod with some sort of kabbalalalalah voodoo spell. That's what A-Rod's buff ass wifey claims anyway. According to the NYDN, Cynthia Rodriguez has told her friends that Vadge is the reason why her marriage is in the shit box. Cynthia is currently shacking up at Lenny Kravitz's pad in Paris, because she doesn't want to deal with all the homo drama.
A friend of C-Hulk claims she found a letter from A-Rod to Vadge where he calls her "his true soulmate." Yeah, because both can probably bench press a Mormon family. C-Hulk reportedly told her friend, "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him. I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating." The Vadge strikes again! She definitely held A-Rod in her "vadge-choke-hold" and forced him to hand over his nuts to her. She did the same thing to Guy.
C-Hulk had a baby only 10 weeks ago. Her friend said that A-Rod was only with the baby for 10-minutes after she was born and then split for Vadge's tomb. 3 weeks later, he told his wifey that he was leaving her. Why didn't C-Hulk pick up a car and smash it on his head?! She's capable of it.
The friend went on to say, "Cynthia was so innocent. She thought he just respected [Madonna]...and said, 'I respected her too - her creativity and ability to reinvent herself. I never dreamed this 49-year-old woman was anything more than a friend."
There's only way to solve all of this. You know what I'm going to suggest, right? CAGE FIGHT! Imagine a Vadge and She-Hulk cage fight? That would be like Godzilla vs. King Kong! On second thought, Vadge and She-Hulk should team up and pummel the shit out of A-Rod.
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This is the most random love triangle (square?) I have EVER heard of. I can't even wrap my head around it.
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Aphid, I see you found the site!
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There's actually quite a few sites like that....surprising to me. Well, maybe not.
Submitted by Mawy on July 4, 2008 - 12:48pm.
My gyno said that about 60% of the population has herpes, but that I'm lucky enough to be in the 40 odd something %!!!!
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That's not true. About 20-25% of the population has herpes, not 60%. So that means 80% of an average population will not have herpes. Maybe your doctor meant that 60% have had an STD at one point in their lives.
Aphid, I see you found the site!
Mawy, glad you are negative.......
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Congratulations Mawy. I need to do exactly that. Slut here has been whoring around quite a bit recently...
P.S. I'm glad that Cynthia finally grew some balls and left his skank ass!
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Speaking of herpes, I just got tested for all STDs and I'm ecstatic to say that everything was NEGATIVE!!!! My gyno said that about 60% of the population has herpes, but that I'm lucky enough to be in the 40 odd something %!!!! Which is a relief, cuz I haven't exactly been a puritan, if ya catch my drift. Plus the condom broke when I was having sex with my douchebag ex so i was SO scared that I caught something from him (he's bony like a motha and as we all know being skinny is a symptom of aids, which had me TERRIFIED). Just so skinny people don't yell at me, yes I am skinny myself, but you know what I mean. Also, overweight people can have HIV also. I have an HIV positive friend who is chubby, and she's had it for 10 years.
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I know the Vadge has shitty taste in men but this dude? Na nada no way. Maybe he's been having a little fantasy relationship while the Mrs has been knocked up and lactating.
I remember writing a fantasy love letter when I was 14. My wicked stepmother found it and showed it to the boys mum. How embarrassment.
sooo if Brad Pitt has the herp, that means that St. Angie has crotch sores too?
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Vadge has some major shit coming her way. Her karma is putrid! And there she goes, dispensing advice to the world!
"I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him. I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating."
Not for nuthin' but did someone tell me yesterday that this same woman left her 2 month old baby to go galavanting all over Europe?
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I hope Madge's vadge is worth it, because Mrs. A-Rod is fucking going to bleed him.
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Submitted by Mawy on July 4, 2008 - 2:18pm.
A Rod is a douchebag. So is my ex, but I'll save that story for another time.
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NO!! Tell the story now! I LOVE A-Rod but of course he's a douchebag he has the money to be whatever he wants.
And Madonna pff....she could vanish now. Seriously doing that at her age with children. Same thing for A Rod you just a baby girl...no one respects anything anymore.
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SO many peopel in Hollywood have Herpes! I even think there is a site!
"Celebs with Herpes" or something like that!
Oh, BTW, ENT lawyer is doing HUGE BI reveals on CrazyDaysAndNights.....he started a few hours ago- some good ones too!
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
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Don't know if Arod is steroid-free, but I heard he tested positive for traces of Jeter in his system.
Submitted by Aphid on July 4, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I heard Derek Jeter is the one who gave Jessica Alba herpes.
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I heard it was the other way around.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I heard Derek Jeter is the one who gave Jessica Alba herpes.
I could almost believe the mind-control bit... With all the money and publicity she's given it, Madonna's certainly achieved Tommy Girl status in the Kabballah pyramid by now. Several of my family members are in a superconservative fundie Christian cult and they are among the most manipulative people I've ever met, you really have to limit your time around them.
Not that A-Rod was an innocent player in the whole deal -- dumping your wife 10 minutes after she has YOUR baby is the worst thing a husband can do. He has always seemed like a real douchebag to me, hopefully his wife takes him for all he's worth.
And if C-Hulk really wants sympathy, she needs to quit shacking up with Lenny Kravitz. (Can't say I blame her, though... mmm, that would be hard to turn down.)
Me too island girl!
Bleh. I'm disappointed in A-Rod. The fuck is he thinking?
Oh well. Better him than Jeter. Mmm, Derek Jeter.
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Submitted by Aphid on July 4, 2008 - 3:20pm.
This pairing of Vadge and ARod is so random. And Lenny Kravitz involved? What next? Roman Polanski is his landlord?
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This pairing of Vadge and ARod is so random. And Lenny Kravitz involved? What next? Roman Polanski is his landlord?
I like the idea of pummeling the shit out of A Rod and his dirty wang. My ex saw him by his job in the Upper East Side and was all excited, so he said something like "Hey A Rod" or something to that extent and A-Rod ignored him. His wife saw that he ignored my ex and she even nudged him, as if telling him "Say hi." A Rod is a douchebag. So is my ex, but I'll save that story for another time.
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Every time I see the name Guy I think of the Seinfeld episode where this British guy insists it pronounces Gee, and Elaine loses it.
Yeah, I don't care about this drama...