Friday, July 4th 2008
Classic PP
It's been almost two weeks since my last post about international supermodel and "Hot Babe of the Year' Phoebe Price. I've been going through major withdrawals and I might have been caught "canoodling" with a raw chicken cutlet or two.
Seriously, where has PP been?! Maybe she was having her chicken cutlets rotated. No! Thanks to her pivotal role in "Get Smart," PP is a hot commodity in Hollywood! She was probably shooting some major feature film or posing for the cover of Elle Greenland.
I can breathe a sigh of relief now that I know Chicken Cutlets is alive and well. Here's PP at her day job as a valet outside of a TGIF Friday's. I kid, I kid. She's waiting for her cutlet mobile and showing off her exclusive photo spread in Star Magazine.
I don't get it--why is she always having her pictures taken holding a tabloid mag??
Now she's at the pinnacle of her career she should retire gracefully, marry Carrot Top and create a new race of Power Ginge children. One whose power will only be matched by their sensitivity to sunlight.
Submitted by melinda1 on July 6, 2008 - 11:33am.
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*waves* Hi, Phoebe!
Kate and Zlisted are sooooo jealous. Can't get their own fame they resort to writing trash
so from now on just list your name as trash!!!!
Don't let them get to you PP just keep smiling
WHAT role in "Get Smart"? I too thought she was supposed to be in it and I checked the website for the film and read ALL the credits and she is not listed at all!
If she was an extra with an uncredited part that is NOTHING! That's even worse than her most famous credit in the premier of "X-Files" a million years ago.
Phoebe, you are a pitiful embarrassment to yourself!
Submitted by kate773 on July 5, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Why was any photographer compelled to take a picture of her in the first place? Why is anyone even remotely interested in her?
uuummm... i think you're gonna have to submit that question to MK
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Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
I don't understand. This bitch has done NOTHING. Why was any photographer compelled to take a picture of her in the first place? Why is anyone even remotely interested in her? She's pathologically compelled to make a fool of herself shamelessly posing for the cameras.
She's Heidi Montag without Spencer. And equally annoying.
Love that smile!! Thought she would never be back.
More of PP LOVE HER
pp stop blowing your herp kisses!! you are hideous!
"i don't believe in the republic party OR the democrat party i just believe in parties!"
that's a nice fake smile shes got on there.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
My father bought that copy of Star for my mother to read. After she got through reading it, I glanced through it and saw the cutlets. WTF?!?! Then ain't cutlets, thems chopped chicken product. Shit, I'm 40 and my cutlets look far better than that...and I'm pretty sedentary!
lol, the guy next to her.
WTF? Not ass shots? I'm disappointed.
Um...why does she just happen to have a magazine with her???
http://www.myspace.com/hes_so_blind
I was missing my Phoebe too. This hot bitch should be featured every freaking day.
couldn't she find bigger earrings? like Frizsbees?
6th thumb; I see the BF is pimping PP out.
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I'm waiting for the photo of Phoebe showing us a photo in a magazine of her showing us a photo in a magazine of her showing us a photo in a magazine of her showing us...well, you get the idea.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
I wish she'd abandon that bubblegum pink lipstick.
Freckled, speckled, Fourth of July, spotted mess!!
Her Welfare check was late, so she didn't have the cab fare to get to Robertson Blvd.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 4, 2008 - 4:25pm.
@Sandbitch
I am glad that you changed your avie back. It's so wrong, but makes me chuckle every time I see it!
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Quoting this because that's how I looked
Harsh, dude. But, yes, extremely funny:D
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
This spotted gecko again? How can someone so physically ugly think she looks even remotely attractive? Not only is she fugly but she parades around like she thinks she is some sort of a prize. This foolish woman is disgusting.
PP is just a natural born hoochie to the bone:
LOUD FUNKY CLOTHING
BIG...TASTELESSLY COLORED HAIR
CLINGY FAME-WHORING
NO VISIBLE MEANS OF SUPPORT
Perfect fodder for D-listed.
a cameo is as close to getting smart as she can...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Do you think they surgically implanted the chicken cutlets through her nostrils? Homegirls got some really large openings-could give Dina Lohan a run for the title.
Of course she was meeting with her litigation management to decide their next top=secret move...oh the dramz.
surely phoebe has been in paris in secret negotiations with karl lagerfeld as their teams of lawyers argue. but phoebe put her foot down. she had to return to the u.s. to celebrate the fourth!
or the paps have been too busy trying to fit a camera up britney's skirt to worry about pp.
Lindsay Lohan in five years.
http://danceontheroof.com
was she really in get smart? because i saw it this week and didn't see pp at all... if she was in it, it was a blink-and-you-miss-it role.
aren't those the "who looks better in this outfit?" pics and doesn't it look like she lost...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
WTF is it with orange people? Are they fucking colour blind? Turquoise, mustard yellow, orange.
Her mom must handle her publicity AND make her clothes. Poor bitch.
At least her tom cod is covered.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 5, 2008 - 7:25am.
@Sandbitch
I am glad that you changed your avie back. It's so wrong, but makes me chuckle every time I see it!
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Thanks :) It's never gone for long!
@Sandbitch
I am glad that you changed your avie back. It's so wrong, but makes me chuckle every time I see it!
She almost looks decent in these pics.
showing off her "no cellulite" pics again I see....
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
PP is probably giving depositions on her huge lawsuit! Can't wait to see the outcome! Phoebe get a life and a job!
Why, oh why was I just compelled to check her imdb profile? She actually might be filming a movie.
Strawberries for the Homeless. **insert snarky joke**
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Don't hide the freckles on your face with all that makeup!
I'd like to suggest PP for a cameo in Kath N Kim.
I am glad to see she loves herself. Too bad someone in central casting doesn't.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
I must admit the dress and those shoes look kind of cute, but her?? Not so much.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
O PP! That colour REALLY brings our your freckles! How lovely!
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola