What Is Wino Doing Outside?!
Who let the crackhead out of the bag?! Wino is supposed to be grounded! She is in so much fucking trouble. Daddy Wino is totally going to add on an extra week to her crackpipe restriction. She'll have to smoke her crack out of light bulbs.
Anyway, the Crackie of Camden was back to terrorizing the streets of London this morning. She stopped by a kosher food store to pick up some snacks and accidentally smudged the glass counter. She tried to clean it by rubbing her bony ass on it. Great, now they have to send that counter to the nearest toxic waste dump. It's ruined.
I totally miss Wino's filthy ass ballet slippers. The nurse shoes just aren't doing the trick. Although, the fact that she's kept them so clean looking this long is fucking mind-boggling.
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Photo #10 (last row, 1st picture):
Check out the LOOK on the girl's face behind the counter!!!
Holy shit! She looks like she's seen aliens land in Grover's Mills, NJ!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 4, 2008 - 7:09pm.
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You know what? I just got a Wonder Woman action figure and every time you squeeze her legs together, she raises her magic wristbands (or whateveryoucallem)! you can imagine her legs must have to be pretty widespread in the first place for her to do that She's like a Super-Ho!
Anyhow, I love her. I, recently, saw the first episode with my daughter. It was pretty freaking hilarious. But that's not Linda Carter - is it?
ONT: Wow - I've gotten to see what grocery stores in the States look like and now I get to see the ones in the UK!
Celebrities are SO educational.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
DebFrmHell, Katie also wasn't a crack ho. She actually cared about her very cool appearance.
Wow! She sort of looks clean and her armpits look shaved. I'm impressed.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
G is G,
said the other day that Kate Pierson is the ONLY chickie that should be rocking the hive....She did it right
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JUPITER!
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 12:49am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 4, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 4, 2008 - 11:45pm.
eeeuuuwww, "milky".....I don't get the whole "milk in tea" thing to begin with though.....
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It's a British thing (I think we're the only ones that do it, I could be wrong)
I love milky tea (with 3 sugars). Yummuy!
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I love milky tea too! Weirdly, I take my coffee with honey but my tea with sugar.
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I've never tried honey with coffee before. Must do so. I'm really fussy with how milk goes into my tea. I can't drink if it's too much or too little.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
These pictures are really make me crave some La Pequena Amy Wino...and in regards to a post I saw yesterday, a little Pequena (redundant?) Mimi would be fun too:)
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
where the hell did that "the sword of time" poem come from? i would like to know who wrote that
Does no one else see the irony that she shops at a Kosher shop, yet quite happily ingests almost all illicit susbtances out there?
Time for a new look. The wig is SO played out.
Katie Pierson and Cindy Wilson from the B-52's changed their wigs all the time! Kept the look fresh.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Apparently your ass is cleaner than your hands.
Really, I just don't know what else to say at this point.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 12:37am.
DAE.
don't forget the lemon...
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No. No Lemon. I can't stand it.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 4, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 4, 2008 - 11:45pm.
eeeuuuwww, "milky".....I don't get the whole "milk in tea" thing to begin with though.....
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It's a British thing (I think we're the only ones that do it, I could be wrong)
I love milky tea (with 3 sugars). Yummuy!
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I love milky tea too! Weirdly, I take my coffee with honey but my tea with sugar.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
DAE.
don't forget the lemon...
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JUPITER!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 4, 2008 - 11:45pm.
eeeuuuwww, "milky".....I don't get the whole "milk in tea" thing to begin with though.....
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It's a British thing (I think we're the only ones that do it, I could be wrong)
I love milky tea (with 3 sugars). Yummuy!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
oh wino
Will someone PLEASE stop that crackie train? Anybody?
I thought it was a car too until I read the post.
Daddy Wino needs to take a page from Daddy Spears. That's how you get a crackhead/methface under control, not giving them remote controls to pretend to use as phones!
And what the hell is her bony ass doing in a kosher shop?? Don't tell me she's trying to get "healthy????
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
Hey MichaelK.
I just want to say, thanks so much for posting today. I live in Canada, I rely on entertainment blogs to keep me from dying of boredom at work, and you saved me from a landscape that was looking BLEAK, man.
Goddamn.
i'm waiting for pictures of fleeing Japanese people.. what?!.. it'll make a cool movie
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
If I go to the Milky Counter can I get my "Milkys'" counted?
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Did she buy anything? Anything at all?
Is that her home phone?
WTF...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
hi joe!
there seem to be a LOT of women who think they are sexy when they are NOT:
Khloe Kardashian, KimStew,Paris,PP,Mariah.....just to name a few...
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"I don't want to be the filler, if the void is solely yours; I don't want to be the glass of Single Malt Whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer...."
-Alanis Morrisette "Not The Doctor"
Is that a remote or a cell phone???
damn, its using again.
i hope that market burned everything it rubbed against.
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Jesse Helms R.I.H. (rot in hell)
parissucksliterally and Sheeps
don't be bashin' milk now!... it's my life line!LOL!
OT: geezus, is she still here?
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
I admire a woman that thinks she's sexy. When she isn't. That takes guts. *snicker*
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"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"~Norman Mailer
eeeuuuwww, "milky".....I don't get the whole "milk in tea" thing to begin with though.....
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"I don't want to be the filler, if the void is solely yours; I don't want to be the glass of Single Malt Whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer...."
-Alanis Morrisette "Not The Doctor"
The poor dear in that lovely orange smock is staring at the hive like she's afraid something is going to come out of there.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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what a snarl!! lol!
Submitted by mike on July 4, 2008 - 6:33pm.
hey, mike!.. i think i heard she's got a new one comin' out next year, not sure
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 4, 2008 - 6:31pm.
i miss Natalie Merchant... talent and no bullshit
Whatever happened to her? Is she the rare entertainer who knew her time was up, took her money, and resumed a normal life?
I'm too lazy to google her.
Sales at that Milky Counter are going to be off for a few weeks--or whatever the half-life is for cooties.
Awww, c'mon y'all...she's showing progress, she was TRYING to clean up SOMETHING. That's good, right?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
hi ESE and all happy 4th!
Lowerleft pic...great expression on person behind the counter and i wonder if Wino likes her tea "Milky"
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i miss Natalie Merchant... talent and no bullshit
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
At this point, I think Shauna Sand is more entertaining. Wino is just kinda...sad. No doubt she'll be dead soon.
she probably thinks those shoes are her ballet slippers. but she is better off than the nurse whose shoes those were who now has the ballet slippers.
Damn, Wino. Get your shit together already, this ain't funny anymore!
Screw rehab. Bitch needs some hardcore parole officer on her ass, 24/7, to keep her on track.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 4, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Her hair was perfect... AAAOOOOOH!!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Hair like that should be illegal
http://danceontheroof.com
wtf is cracklegs doing in a kosher shop anyway. those little london hasidic girls look sooo scared.
Crackie of Camden was back to terrorizing the streets of London this morning.
Wino running around London reminds me Warren Zevon "Werewolves of London" song. AAAOOOOOH!!
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Does she own any pants?
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 4, 2008 - 6:08pm.
to the crackmobile!!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
They should put a trace of pop cycles that go to the door of rehab. and lock her in!!!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
ESE - on the other end of the crack phone is the Crack Commissioner: "Amy. We've got an emergency. There are a few crack crumbs on the floor and the maid is about to run the vaccuum. Get over there quick, the crumbs need you."
Amy: Crack Crack and Awaaaaaay
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
Submitted by kappyliu on July 4, 2008 - 6:03pm.
What kind of phone is that?
crack phone... hell, somebody has to answer
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
What kind of phone is that?
Red alert! Crackzilla is on the loose.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
perfect.. people can play chess on her as a cadaver... she's found a use, good for her
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."