Brangelina's Golden Twins To Be Named Honorary Citizens Of Nice
Brangelina's golden twins have not even step foot on mortal ground yet and they are already being honored. Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France said that the twin chosen ones will always be considered honorary citizens of his city.
Saint Angelina is currently resting on her ivory throne in the Lenval Hospital in Nice waiting to bestow the world with our new messiahs. The mayor believes that the twins being born in his city is a great honor.
The mayor told reporters on Friday, "That is for the citizens of Nice a very great honor and a great satisfaction. We are very happy for this choice of Mrs. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Brad Pitt and I want to say to them that I wish a lot of joy to them and the babies, and great success for all of their lives. All their lives they will be Nicois and all their life they will be able to come to Nice and we will receive them with great honor."
Even the mayor of Nice is a Brangaloonie! Personally, I think being named honorary citizens is not good enough for these two perfect humans. They should be given the National Order of the Legion of Honor. Fuck, just name them the Queens of the Universe already.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 5, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Nice makes an excellent salad.
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Goddamn it. These kids aren't even born and I am already sick of hearing about them and their famewhore parents. ENOUGH!
Nice makes an excellent salad.
It is very special for a baby whose parents are Americans to be born in a foreign country. I'll admit that this is a bit over the top concerning the Mayor but those children are going to cherish having that connection to France when they get older.
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 5:23pm
Social workers have something Angie never will: morals and dignity.
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Why do officials are always kissing their asses? Do they really deserve it?. Same ass-kissing happened in whatever poor country these megalomaniacs chose to give birth to the blob. Damn! grow some dignity, world!.
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@radio_siren:
Well said.
I keep sitting here thinking: Wow, what a great world it might be if all the intellectuals and social workers (for lack of better groupings) had stylists and airbrushers following them around all the time. They could take movie-making sabbaticals and create fun photo-ops!
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Submitted by radio siren on July 5, 2008 - 5:12pm.
EXCELLENT post !!!!!
Submitted by boomsy on July 5, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Not even born yet and I'm sick of them already. Why does the world fawn over Angelina Jolie? I don't get it.
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I think it's a disturbing phenomenon. To me, they're very transparent in their phoniness. The only insight I can offer is the perspective of a good friend of mine. I've known her almost my entire life and ever since I can remember, she has not been very interested in pop culture. She was known as a brainiac in school and graduated from a very good university. Otherwise, she never really stood out; never dated much until her late 20s. Recently, to my surprise, I found that she had listed Angie as one of her "heroes" on her MySpace page. Her explanation? Because of Angie's "humanitarian works."
Obviously Angie has a miracle-working PR machine that has brainwashed the general public into thinking that she is the most caring, giving person in the world. Obviously, this is not true. Why didn't my friend list all of the other celebrities (if it had to be a celebrity she wanted to look up to) who have done much more than Angie? I think the key here is the other aspect of the brainwashing that has occurred, painting Angie as the most "beautiful" woman in the world. Taken together, humanitarianism and beauty has transformed her fake persona into that of a supernatural goddess. She knows this, and lets the charade continue, as it benefits her. This proves that even the most educated and intelligent portion of the population can be just as clueless as a Spears family member when it comes to cultural influences and swallowing everything the media feeds us.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
after giving birth, Ang and Brad(cause you know he felt her pain) will rise on clouds of gold to the heavens, blessing us with a nod and smile of approval. Nice is surely blessed now.Thus marking this the day of Nices' liberation. Gently brought back to earth they retrieve the golden children and join the world in celebration that lasts a year.
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Such suspense . I was more interested in my neighbor's cat having kittens than I am in this hyped up natal drama. I bet her French medical team won't be running any drug testing on those babies. Lord only knows what kind of chemicals they will have in their blood.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 5, 2008 - 9:09pm.
run.. i'll cover ya!!
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*clasps ESE's hands* God bless you! *runs*
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Angel_i- Never too early to get these little niggling things out of the way. Angie hates last minute bullshit.
I read on another site that James Haven is in Nice...maybe he will deliver the two new blobs. I think he knows Skankalinas nether regions as well as the doctor does. Just my opinion...
@devilgirl:
Whoa nelly - they're not born yet! Brangelina and the Mayor are still working out the details.
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Submitted by boomsy on July 5, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Not even born yet and I'm sick of them already. Why does the world fawn over Angelina Jolie? I don't get it.
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Because Brangelina is a *brand* now. Both Brad and Angie have lost their individual identity and have been transformed into this money making machine so yeah... everybody's gonna suck up to them. They bring money, publicity, exposure and what not!
Didn't the same happen in Namibia when Shiloh was born? SICK... very sick! I'm pretty sure Angelina's enjoying EVERY second of it! And so is Brad... that's why i dont think they'll ever break-up. They'll never get this much attention on their own when seperated! And both of them are aware of it !
I loathe Brangelina... *puke*
why stop there ? why not give them access to anything and everything for free, give them honorary degrees from the Sorbonne, give them the titles of Dauphin/dauphine of France and a life time supply of Perrier.
Submitted by boomsy on July 5, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Why does the world fawn over Angelina Jolie? I don't get it.
people like baboon ass lipped whores?... i don't know, your guess is as good as mine
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Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Not even born yet and I'm sick of them already. Why does the world fawn over Angelina Jolie? I don't get it.
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Jerry Lewis finally has competition in barrel-bottom French media tongue-bathings.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 4:07pm.
run.. i'll cover ya!!
OT: am i really gonna care?... come on, you all know the answer
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 5, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 3:44pm.
three times a day... blasphemy!!!... last i heard it was six!!... kneel and beg for forgiveness!
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Sssshh!! *looks around desperately* I know, but, inbetween praying to Angie and masturba - praying to my Xtina alter I just dont have the time. If the Brangaloonies ever found out that I'm praying to someone other than Angie... *gulps* *goes back into hiding*
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
They should go ahead and make statues of the girls and name two streets after them.
Guess France's leaders are just as stupid and star struck as America.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 3:44pm.
three times a day... blasphemy!!!... last i heard it was six!!... kneel and beg for forgiveness!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by chefcammi on July 5, 2008 - 8:28pm.
SHE'S JUST A FUCKING ACTRESS!!!!
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Apparently NOT. Ask any Brangaloonie and they're tell you that Anglina Joile is in fact the
supreme ruler of the universe, she's more important than God himself and quite frankly we should all be praying to her 3 times a day.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by chefcammi on July 5, 2008 - 12:28pm.
what the fuck next, huh? SHE'S JUST A FUCKING ACTRESS!!!!
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um, she is NOT!
Ask ANYONE at Just Jared! ANYONE!
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Submitted by dead-actress on July 5, 2008 - 10:22am.
When the twins exit through her golden snatchal area - that birthing team will fall to their knees and pray like a motherfucker!
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Or at least genuflect and starting singing the Ave Maria.
Submitted by chefcammi on July 5, 2008 - 3:32pm.
what can i say?... it brings me joy
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
ese... DO YOU MISS MA KITTEH?
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Submitted by chefcammi on July 5, 2008 - 3:28pm.
what the fuck next, huh?
next?!... she eated ur soul... HAHAHAHA!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
what the fuck next, huh? SHE'S JUST A FUCKING ACTRESS!!!!
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SOMEONE PUT A STOP TO THIS MADNESS!!!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
angel_i, your avie is hilarious!!!!
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BFD. This mayor of Nice just wants to hear himself speak. Honestly, he has nothing better to do than kiss celebrity ass.
This Brangelina baby think is getting waaay out of hand. People are acting like their birth will be the second coming or something. It's gonna be the second alright, when they both turn out to be the anti-christ twins or something. When a nurse steps of the hospital balcony, it's all over. WATCH!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by dead-actress on July 5, 2008 - 10:22am.
When the twins exit through her golden snatchal area - that birthing team will fall to their knees and pray like a motherfucker!
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Hi DA! I'd pray too, after seeing that mess. But don't you think she will have another C-section? After all, that hypnotic vagina is too etheral and precious to have anything pass through it... except for, of course, random hotel-room buddy and dumb actor penis. But other than that, nothing shall touch the velvet-lined, gold-trimmed chocha!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by dead-actress on July 5, 2008 - 2:22pm.
When the twins exit through her golden snatchal area - that birthing team will fall to their knees and pray like a motherfucker!
either that or the gates of hell open up... wanna make a bet?!LOL!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
When the twins exit through her golden snatchal area - that birthing team will fall to their knees and pray like a motherfucker!
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
I seriously worry about the focus issues the "world" has nowadays... Oi! "Honorary citizens" for 2 babies yet to be born? *le Sigh*
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Have you ever read the LBJ biographies by Robert Caro? They're extremely good.
@SandBitch,
It DOES seem like a big package came in the mail...
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 2:02pm.
hell, just fillin' up your gas tank'll do that to ya!... sing on!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Been on a Nostalgia kick this week. Bio did Lyndon Johnson. I loved LBJ.
Got my hate on for Trickie Dick.
Singing anti war songs in head for days now.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 5, 2008 - 12:14pm.
I wonder who the "wonder twins" will look like?
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The mailman, her agent, her bodyguard, take your pick. Or whatever guy from the last movie Angie worked on BEFORE she announced her pregnancy.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 1:51pm.
aaww!.. and i was just feeling patriotic!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Didn't France give the Yanks a statue or something??
Nice and we will receive them with great honor."
and Nice will renamed Nice Twins
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I would love to see an Adnan reality show.
now, i'm not one for reality shows, but... i'd watch that shit!... maybe he could drive her around to take pictures in between drug dose times
OT: really, really stupid
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
ESE, Country Joe McDonald. lol. In your honor for having me sing this in my head today thankyouverymuch, see siggie.
If you don't behave I will slap you with Jerry Jeff Walkers Up Against the Wall, Red Neck Mothers
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
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