Brangelina's Golden Twins To Be Named Honorary Citizens Of Nice
Brangelina's golden twins have not even step foot on mortal ground yet and they are already being honored. Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France said that the twin chosen ones will always be considered honorary citizens of his city.
Saint Angelina is currently resting on her ivory throne in the Lenval Hospital in Nice waiting to bestow the world with our new messiahs. The mayor believes that the twins being born in his city is a great honor.
The mayor told reporters on Friday, "That is for the citizens of Nice a very great honor and a great satisfaction. We are very happy for this choice of Mrs. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Brad Pitt and I want to say to them that I wish a lot of joy to them and the babies, and great success for all of their lives. All their lives they will be Nicois and all their life they will be able to come to Nice and we will receive them with great honor."
Even the mayor of Nice is a Brangaloonie! Personally, I think being named honorary citizens is not good enough for these two perfect humans. They should be given the National Order of the Legion of Honor. Fuck, just name them the Queens of the Universe already.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Do not fret ESE, in this big, sonderful world of ours it is always 5 somewhere.
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Except in California, where it's 4:20.
ps: I hope she gets back together with Adnan, PSL. I would love to see an Adnan reality show.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 1:40pm.
5 o'clock?!?!... i'm bound by no time frame!.. hi, Deb!.. just to add... socky, socky bo bocky..!!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Do not fret ESE, in this big, sonderful world of ours it is always 5 somewhere. So get your party on!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 5, 2008 - 1:35pm.
nap well my little Socky, my lil Sockamondo, my sock it to me... yeah, i started drinkin' way too early.. wait, if ya don't stop... is it really starting too early?
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Don't worry Mr Pres.....isn't Brit still seeing Adnan on the sly?
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"You can't sit down right, cause your jeans are too tight, and you're lucky it's Ladies' Night...."
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
HAHA, ESE. Shit, I miss Adnan.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 5, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Monkey, settle down.. i'm gonna hit ya with a Bozo if ya don't calm down!LOL!
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*hanging little sock monkey head* Oooookay...*dragging little sock monkey tail* I need a nap..too many Mimosas at brunch! See ya. *jumping into hamper - closing lid*
ON T: Fucking megalomaniacs.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 5, 2008 - 1:32pm.
All that for coming out of a famous person's vagina.
yeah, it's funny... people know about Adnan because he came IN a famous person's vagina
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 5, 2008 - 10:32am.
All that for coming out of a famous person's vagina.
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right? what utter crap!
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"You can't sit down right, cause your jeans are too tight, and you're lucky it's Ladies' Night...."
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
All that for coming out of a famous person's vagina.
Submitted by mike on July 5, 2008 - 1:26pm.
i fear no doctor... all i ask is they write the damn script!LOL!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by mike on July 5, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Considering the couple, shouldn't it be some smack, an emetic, and some Rogaine?
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Oh, I forgot! It's all about them, not the holy twins! *bitch slaps self* What was I thinking? I'd still like to know where to buy frankincense and myrrh! You know, just in case I hear the angels singing announcing the holy births.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 5, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Monkey, settle down.. i'm gonna hit ya with a Bozo if ya don't calm down!LOL!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 5, 2008 - 1:20pm.
yeah, this is just stupid
i know my comment ain't funny, enlightening, or insightful, but really... this is just stupid
You are SO lucky the rentboy-loving doc isn't here to call you on it.
Submitted by ESE on July 5, 2008 - 1:20pm.
yeah, this is just stupid
i know my comment ain't funny, enlightening, or insightful, but really... this is just stupid
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Me lurves you, ESE! *jumping off of hamper* *grabbing & shaking you by shirt front* But..that's all you got!?!? Give me some insight, give me some funny..Mr. Man! Just kidding! *sock monkey smooch*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 5, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Considering the couple, shouldn't it be some smack, an emetic, and some Rogaine?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 5, 2008 - 1:21pm.
aaww, aren't you sweet! *kiss on the hand*
OT: yep, still just stupid
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by mike on July 5, 2008 - 1:16pm.
I'm wondering why they're choosing to have the baby in Nice. They're living in a rented chateau/winery near Aix, right? Aix has a perfectly fine hospital, and Avignon, Toulon, and Marseilles are all closer than Nice.
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Jolie was supposed to have her babies at Princess Grace hospital in Monaco, but she wanted so much security that they handed her her ass and told her to go elswhere. After a bunch of hysteria (including calling up the Prince of Monaco), she found this hospital would pamper her for a fee.
Are we suppose to be keeping our eyes to the nightly skies looking for any special stars to announce the birth of the holy twins?
Anyone know where can I buy some frankincense and myrrh...cheap?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
ESE, you don't always have to dazzle us with a brilliant comment....we just like having you around!
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"You can't sit down right, cause your jeans are too tight, and you're lucky it's Ladies' Night...."
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I'm sure it's the latter. I find it kind of hard to believe that Nice has the best hospital in the South of France.
yeah, this is just stupid
i know my comment ain't funny, enlightening, or insightful, but really... this is just stupid
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
@Mike:
Seems there have been complications and smaller hospitals don't usually house big doctors...
OR
They're just pretentious like that.
Your pick:)
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I'm wondering why they're choosing to have the baby in Nice. They're living in a rented chateau/winery near Aix, right? Aix has a perfectly fine hospital, and Avignon, Toulon, and Marseilles are all closer than Nice.
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I, too, love the French but I am thinking that beheading should come back in style for that mayor. The silliness factor has been ratched up a notch.
Wonder what the rest of the common Nicois are thinking...ummmm.
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I wonder who the "wonder twins" will look like?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 1:05pm.
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Hi Deb! At François Mitterand's funeral in 96, his mistress AND his wife (and illegitimate kid too I think) were there and there was no attempt to hide the mistress so.,,honoring AJ's kids is probably no big deal.
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"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"~Norman Mailer
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Is it customary in France to honor two illegitimate children?
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The French have always been known for their loose morals. I like the French - they are very silly:)
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Submitted by mike on July 5, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Good afternoon, Sockie! Has James Haven been in here lately? I haven't seen him in forever. Our bromance is suffering, I tell you, suffering.
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*jumping off hamper* *stumbling* Mike! Hi! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
I haven't seen James in a while, but he tends to drop in when least expected. I miss him.
Bromances have their ups and downs...don't give up. He'll show.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Hope the french like his and her movies, they're not getting my American dollars. So much for New Orleans being their home. Fakes and think too much of themselves.
*rolls eyes*
give me a fucking BREAK.
The JJers must be having a party for this....
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"You can't sit down right, cause your jeans are too tight, and you're lucky it's Ladies' Night...."
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
Is it customary in France to honor two illegitimate children?
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Perfect humans? Everyone knows Chuck Norris is the only perfect human. He divides by zero. Can Brangelina do that?
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I totally agree. That slightly off kilter toupee he wears just adds class to his total perfection.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 5, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Good afternoon, Sockie! Has James Haven been in here lately? I haven't seen him in forever. Our bromance is suffering, I tell you, suffering.
Sheeps, speaking of perfect humans, isn't Aubrey talented? Who can argue with Diddy? HAHA.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by ChiliGurl on July 5, 2008 - 8:49am.
Does this mean that Asshole Simpson-Wentz's kid is the Anti-Christ?
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Yes. Yes it does.
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
*moving hamper close to window* *standing on top of hamper* *yelling*
James Haven!! Get your gorgeous ass in this thread and give us the scoop!! *putting hands on little sock monkey hips* Right NOW! *stomping little sock monkey foot*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 9:44am.
In related news, Jamie Lynn Spears' kid has been named an honorary citizen of Barstow.
hahaha. Mr. Prez, out of concern for you, I listened to a good amount (that is, far too much) of an Aubrey O'Day single that just came on the radio. We need to talk further, ok?
THEY ARE NOT PERFECT HUMANS
THE ONLY PERFECT HUMAIN IS MICHAEL K
Eh, I'd be willing to bet my life that the average citizen of Nice doesn't share the mayor's enthusiasm. In fact, I'm will to bet the average resident of Nice regards Brad and Angelina as the parvenus that they are.
Dlisted, Mike Walker reported that James Haven has been invited by Jolie to watch her birth those babies. Apparently, Brad is none too happy about it. Hmmm, wonder why? :)
Perfect humans? Everyone knows Chuck Norris is the only perfect human. He divides by zero. Can Brangelina do that?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Does this mean that Asshole Simpson-Wentz's kid is the Anti-Christ?
Seriously, why is it an honor to have someone give birth in your area? Shouldn't the mayor have better things to do than kissing up with celebrities?
In related news, Jamie Lynn Spears' kid has been named an honorary citizen of Barstow.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I thought I heard a heavenly choir erupt into gloria excelsior not long ago. Guess the heavenly duo have arrived.
So if the brangaloonie spawn are angels does that make the dragon tales twins the devils in this epic quest for ultimate baby stardom?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Ya gotta be kiddin' me! Grrrrr...
*banging little sock monkey head against side of hamper*
What is wrong with these people!!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~