Like This Is Going To Happen
According to The Sun, Vadge has asked crazy ass Brit Brit to join her onstage during some dates on her "Sticky & Sweet" tour. It really should be called the "Dry & Sour."
Anyway, Brit Brit is reportedly also going to shoot a video for Vadge's tour in NYC tomorrow. Brit Brit coming to NYC?! Shit, I better buy a couple of Cheeto bags today, because Brit Brit is going to wipe out the city's supply.
MadonnaTribe claims the video will play during a mash-up of Human Nature and Gimme More.
Vadge is also talking to Brit Brit about performing with her during some shows. A Source said, “There’s no doubt that her and Britney together will spell fireworks again. If anyone can mastermind a Britney comeback, it’s Madonna. Lots of people will be hoping there’s a repeat of the kissing incident a few years ago.” That shit isn't shocking anymore! Even Brit Brit tossing Vadge's salad isn't shocking. Scratch that. That would never happen, because Brit Brit doesn't eat vegetables.
A Brit Brit and Vadge reunion is boooooring. Vadge really needs to team up with the star's of tomorrow. Of course, I'm talking about La Pequena. Vadge was born to sing a duet of "La Isla Bonita" with La Pequena. I still wouldn't pay 350 clams to see it, but it would be hot. Seriously, that bitch is charging $350! 5 high-class and delicious dinners at Red Loster or watching a memaw thrusting her vag over and over again? Red Lobster wins every time.
Here's some pics of wet Vadge, Lourdes, Guy Ritchie and David in NYC today. Someone is definitely getting beheaded for not keeping Vadge dry.
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God, I just adore that David Banda kid!!!!!!!!! I want him!!!!!!!
Vadge has MAN ARMS........to bitch slap Guy Richie when he gets out of hand.....
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Ah crap.
She BEST not come and play in San Diego. I was all excited about finally getting to see a Madonna Production. But not if that waste of space is involved.
its time to retire both these bitches. how come no one is reaching out to DMX. I'd rather see his crack head than crazy no talent britney. ruff ruff.
Loathe that money-grubbing whore.
MizRo!
There's something to be said for knowing when your time is over and just packing up and leaving Hollywood behind.
But then again, Britney has never had cómplete control of her medulla oblangata!
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Triston, love.
Hell to the NAW is right... Esther bestowed on her an opportunity of a lifetime back then: why would she bother with this sociopath now?
Brit is just laying low: I expect much more fuckery from her in the days ahead.
If Madonna can rehabilitate Shit-Brit, she would get all of my respect.
That would take a colossal effort and one owuld have to give credit where credit is due.
But is it going to happen?
Hell to the NAW!
Brit is damaged goods, thrice over!
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Crystal2: I doubt Her Heinous would work with the village idiot again - I call BS too, unless Esther becomes a greedier bitch than she already is.
They're getting divorced once her tour is over. Putting on a fake front so it doesn't effect her ticket sales.
This story is complete bs. Besides Britney doesn't sing live.
Sad thing is, some people will pay that without batting an eye: stop giving this elitist, Kabballah-supporting prune money PLEASE.
I've grown to despise her.pp
Love the photos of gorgeous & totally homosexual Guy!
Gives us the 'vapors'.
We hope that Vadge gets taken for at least half of the $$$$zillion$$$ that all those silly stupid queens have put into her greedy hands.
i really hope madonna (well i can't really say britney because we know britney only cares for herself amd will do anything for attention regardless of who it may hurt) thinks of her children and doesn't stick her tongue down britneys throught. she's to damn old for that shit and her children do not need to see or hear about their mother doing this.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Bitch, Please, You must be delusional to think your act is worth the viewing price of $350.00. Oh, I know you will sell out a lot of venues, but deep inside, you know your talent is almost non existant and you really can't dance!
Guy looks about as happy as someone with anal itch going for colonic irrigation. That man bitch looks beat down to the ground.
Madonna...she puts the HEN in henpecked.
Two no talent attention whores.Great.
Sweet, maybe they'll make out again? One could only hope.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Lourdes is so pretty but needs to shave the mustache.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i didn't think anything on madonna could get wet without some k y thrown in there...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Those wet pics of Madge O'Malley look like my alcoholic neighbor lady who owns too many unneutered male cats when she creeps up to the mail boxes after her morning shower.
O yeah, PSL!
I LOVE that song! I'm in the process of Madonna deprogramming, nd these little things are beginning to escape me.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Drew on July 5, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Sorry I'm not aware, but who/what is 'Human Nature'? A song? A group?
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Madonna's is ,
"And I'm not sorry, it's Human Nature, and I'm not sorry...
Did I say something wrong? Ooops, I didn't know we couldn't talk about sex...."
just two examples in the song.....
GREAT fucking song, btw.
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-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
BORING!! Who cares...let's move on!
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Submitted by Drew on July 5, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Sorry I'm not aware, but who/what is 'Human Nature'? A song? A group?
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O tell it to me,
Why? O, why?
Tell'em that it's Human Nature.
Why? Why?
Does it do me that way?
Isn't that Michael Jackson? Well, yes it is:)
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Sorry I'm not aware, but who/what is 'Human Nature'? A song? A group?
Submitted by feckless on July 5, 2008 - 3:14pm.
First I see Assy Simpson wearing the hippy headband thing, now there's Lourdes...is this the new thing now? It's not cute at all.
You got that right.
Someone needs to mail poor Lourdes some microwavable hot wax. Frieda Kahlo she is not.
That crusty old coot is getting desperate. No one wants to see those two washed up hacks do anything,
A few months after this "stunt" Britney ran away and married the childhood friend. Everyone was high off drugs and doing the horizontal polka. Afterwards they got dressed, left the hotel, and went out to dinner. Huh! Why in the hell didn't either one of them put soap and water on their ass? Ugh!
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
@Dramaqueen:
And the fuckwads who correct you for ending a sentence in a preposition. Sometimes it just sounds better, so "sod off, git".
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 5, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Meh. That's not nearly as annoying as when people overcorrect their own grammar to sound more educated than they really are. For example, people who use "I" as the first person object. "It was a long trip for my husband and I."
I also hate when people use "myself" as in "I wanted to get those tickets for my husband & myself." It doesn't make you sound smarter -- just more like an idiot w/ delusions of grandeur.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Remember back like a decade ago when Guy was actually semi-hot? Now he's just a beat looking bear.
Guy has a second job as head chef at a Pizza Hut. Keeping up with Madonna cash is hard work
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Why is Guy wearing a body condom?
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First I see Assy Simpson wearing the hippy headband thing, now there's Lourdes...is this the new thing now? It's not cute at all.
That wasn't a kiss. Madonna was sucking the soul from Britney. That's when the downhill trajectory began for Brit.
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Submitted by kacky on July 6, 2008 - 12:50am.
"...her and Britney..."? Who's the source, a third-grader?
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Meh. That's not nearly as annoying as when people overcorrect their own grammar to sound more educated than they really are. For example, people who use "I" as the first person object. "It was a long trip for my husband and I." Nope. Unless it is a comparison, if it's after the verb it's "me". I can overlook grammatical errors, but pretentiousness gets on my nerves.
"Never comes the day for my love and me." The Moody Blues know their grammar.
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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 5, 2008 - 11:24pm.
oh, and you KNOW the Xtina/Madge kiss was boring, because DAE didn't even mention/defend it!
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Xtina kissed who now?? *squints* Oh thut kiss. Damn. i forgot. Xtina, kissed Vadge, more groos than boring.
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@kacky:
"...Lots of people will be hoping there’s a repeat of the kissing incident a few years ago.”
I was thinking 8th grade myself. That kind of grammatical error can take a while to work itself out;)
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hehehe kacky....I thought the same thing...that shit drives me nuts...
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
"...her and Britney..."? Who's the source, a third-grader?
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A video movie could improve your life.
It is disgusting. Why do people put bitches like her on pedestals?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 5, 2008 - 5:55pm.
....and the fact that Madonna is charging $350/ticket is DISGUSTING. The woman could tour for free for the next ten years, and it still wouldn't put a dent in her money.....greedy bitch.
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"Sticky and Sweet"? More like Smelly Cat.....
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hey angel-i, loving your new avie....did you install "Cholashop" on your computer?
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Thanks!
I haven't yet, sadly...I had to to use Paint - 6 of one, half dozen the other, I guess...
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Mmm, lobster. I ate half a kilo of shrimp earlier today, but I could go for some lobster. Shrimp is incredibly cheap here - the kilo package (2.2 pounds) was like $5.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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Unless Lourdes is auditioning for the remake of "Frida", she better wax that mustache off and work on that unibrow!!!
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Let me guess- it would be the ULTIMATE ego trip to "revive" Shitney's career. That is Vadge's ultimate motivation in everything. It is painfully obvious that the whole world is sick of Shitney and if Madonna can turn that around, then she sure as shit will be convinced that is more powerful than God himself.
And she should never be allowed anywhere near a guitar. What an absolute joke that was. Do those people at Madison Square Garden realize how much internet porn you can buy for $350?
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hey angel-i, loving your new avie....did you install "Cholashop" on your computer?
oh, and you KNOW the Xtina/Madge kiss was boring, because DAE didn't even mention/defend it!
heheheee
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"