Like This Is Going To Happen
According to The Sun, Vadge has asked crazy ass Brit Brit to join her onstage during some dates on her "Sticky & Sweet" tour. It really should be called the "Dry & Sour."
Anyway, Brit Brit is reportedly also going to shoot a video for Vadge's tour in NYC tomorrow. Brit Brit coming to NYC?! Shit, I better buy a couple of Cheeto bags today, because Brit Brit is going to wipe out the city's supply.
MadonnaTribe claims the video will play during a mash-up of Human Nature and Gimme More.
Vadge is also talking to Brit Brit about performing with her during some shows. A Source said, “There’s no doubt that her and Britney together will spell fireworks again. If anyone can mastermind a Britney comeback, it’s Madonna. Lots of people will be hoping there’s a repeat of the kissing incident a few years ago.” That shit isn't shocking anymore! Even Brit Brit tossing Vadge's salad isn't shocking. Scratch that. That would never happen, because Brit Brit doesn't eat vegetables.
A Brit Brit and Vadge reunion is boooooring. Vadge really needs to team up with the star's of tomorrow. Of course, I'm talking about La Pequena. Vadge was born to sing a duet of "La Isla Bonita" with La Pequena. I still wouldn't pay 350 clams to see it, but it would be hot. Seriously, that bitch is charging $350! 5 high-class and delicious dinners at Red Loster or watching a memaw thrusting her vag over and over again? Red Lobster wins every time.
Here's some pics of wet Vadge, Lourdes, Guy Ritchie and David in NYC today. Someone is definitely getting beheaded for not keeping Vadge dry.
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@PSL. I am doing well. I think Lourdes mustache compliments her uni-brow..
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I hope Vadge likes the smell of Cheeto farts and Frapp burps.
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*crosses arms* *pouts* A post with Madonna and Unfitney, MK you are for getting one, very, extremly important person. Christina.
She recently...*scrathes head* She shouted at the paps. That counts...*thinks* she...*clears throat* I mean she...Ha! She peed and pooped today!! *nods* Oh, she was Larry King. No wait - that was ages ago. *downs shot of vodka*
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It's worse than that, Mr. President - Madonna still likes to sing live - only she doesn't keep up so well anymore.
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Thorny!!!! How the hell are you?!
Mr Pres, she SOLD OUT Madison Square Garden for 2 or 3 nights at that ticket price....
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You have to be joking, PSL. $350 a ticket? I wouldn't pay 350 cents to watch that memaw lipsynch on the stage. Shame on anyone who feeds this woman's overinflated ego.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 12:14am.
That one was so boring, I didn't even know it existed!
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Madge and The narcissist recycling their careers, how exciting...no not really. At least Guy will have some time to make a decent movie without madge around..
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 5, 2008 - 3:10pm.
P.S.
The most boring and unattractive girl/girl kiss ever.
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the one between Madonna and Xtina was even more boring and unattractive, no one ever even mentions it!
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Two tired 'hos. One stringy and wore out, one bloated and likely odoriferous. Both possessing little to no actual talent. Where do I get tickets? *yawn*
OT: Evening HWORES.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
P.S.
The most boring and unattractive girl/girl kiss ever.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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WTF? Did Madonnaho wash her face in a bidet again?
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
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They can call it Madge and The Vadge!
Um...La Isla Bonita sounds great, MK. Can we get Brit on a remix of "Mmmm, I love you Cheetos!" while we're at it? That's right up her alley, I think!
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They're both complete wastes of oxygen. Let's go to Red Lobster. MK's paying!
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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Human Nature and Gimme More?
MUST these people insult me on the DAILY?!?
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This was the beginning of the end for Shitney.
Even Madonna can't help her, she's done, done, done.
I already have my tickets, I hope this isn't true. No way do I want to see Shitney at all.
If I was Lourdes I would just protest, grab a roll of duct tape, and rip out the unibrow, since Madonna doesn't seem to be letting her get it waxed...oh, and Madge looks like a drowned rat. :)
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"Human Nature" is a GREAT song....but Britney? NO.
....and the fact that Madonna is charging $350/ticket is DISGUSTING. The woman could tour for free for the next ten years, and it still wouldn't put a dent in her money.....greedy bitch.
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
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