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The lady behind Tommy Girl looks like she's just seen a ghost and she has! The Ghost of Kate Holmes. WTF?! Bitch looks like she's just seen Tommy Girl's raw yes-yes-hole. Tommy needs to throw his bottle of Poppers in her face, because the ho looks like the walking dead. Even Skeletor would say to her, "Girl, you look beat." You see what fake kissing Tommy Girl does to a bitch?
Tommy Girl should not wear his cowboy hat outside of his Scientology dungeon. Tommy, save the hat for your "play dates" with John Travolta. They totally re-enact scenes from "Urban Cowboy." John plays Sissy and Tommy plays Bud.
And Suri totally looks drunk! Homegirl had too many barleywatertinis. Can you blame her? If I was her, I'd be drinking straight-up lab grade ethanol.
Connor is like the Marilyn Munster of that family. You can tell he's over their fuckery. I can't wait for the tell-all.
Here's more of alien cowgirl, robot baby, Stepford zombie and Marilyn Munster in Telluride, CO yesterday.
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I know dementa, all the hue is sucked out of her face and the soul out of her eyes. She looks like I feel....worn down and existing. She should have kept her original nose too.
She's probably afraid to leave cause she saw what happened to Nicole with her kids.
I must be drunker than I thought because these brainwashed bitches look cute to me right now.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
The older that little girl gets, the less she looks like her gay stepdaddy. You know he hauls her around like that just so he can show his ownership -- he bought her fair and square! Oh, and that hat could not be any gayer-looking if he had Jake Gyllenhaal trailing after him in a speedo.
I love her expression when Tommygirl starts kissing her face. Like "ew! Get that mouth away from me, I don't know what's been in it! And get these stupid-ass flags off my head!"
And Katie looks desiccated. Scientology must suck out your life juices.
Michael K - You are a comedic genius! Connor Cruise as the Marilyn Munster of the family made me pee my pants!
She needs to stop cutting her hair
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
It looks like they're growing out Suri's hair from that annoying style that used to match her dried-out husk of a mother.
But she doesn't want to wear the flag antlers so it looks sloppy. Geez, get some little barrettes or something for her.
I think they won't let her walk in public because she will take off like a bat out of hell. Strong women do that, you know.
1. Isn't Suri too old to be wearing diapers?
2. That hair... Really?
3. Run Connor, run!
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I put the F-U in Fun.
Jesus. They never let that poor kid walk.
I hope Connor is planning his escape.
Honestly, the only way Out for katie and for her to get to be with Suri, is Witness Protection! She needs to fake their deaths, and move to like, Germany which is probably one of the safest places I can think of from scientologists.
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I can't believe this is a girl my age! Tom really fucked her up! really sad!
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Katie seriously looks like my 50 year old retarded cousin.
Conner is the best looking one of the bunch!
I hope living with the crazies doesn't rub off on him.
Suri is darling. Katie's hair went from bad (shoulder length) to worse (what you see above). She needs to highlight it and let it grow out.
She looks like a female Tom Cruise. Maybe he converted her to him through scientology.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
christ Katie looks fucking scary, like she just came out of the Scieno sauna basement where she was screamed back into submission for two weeks.
Damn she looks bad and Suri needs a haircut but I think they are interesting freaks,love them!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i wonder if katie will ever recover from being the wife of a gay scientologist!!
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She has her herpes sore on her lip again
conner is almost as big as tommy...soon he'll be laying the smackdown on tommy, which i'm sure is ok because scientos lets kids be free...
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Good night DAE. God be with you. You may not have a choice on the puke thing. You may be doing it whether you want to or not. 2 words: Bed spins. I hope you don't suffer those.
I am a champion puker. Don't like it, but I'll do it because I hate being nauseous more.
da - thnkx, i wll b on in da morn.
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I get it - it was just one of those days...
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Nite, DAE!
Glad you made it. Sleep sound, luv.
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I was taking off nail polish before and after I was done I don't remember what I was doing but my finger got in my mouth somehow and I tasted the remnants of the nail polish remover; that was gross.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 10:40pm.
i am off 2 bd. thns 4 da advuce fokjs. love u.
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Ayiii, Boomsy! How did you get nail polish in your mouth!?
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Submitted by kate773 on July 6, 2008 - 3:24am.
i cnt, i jus cnt puke. pryibng 4 deth aint nuttng new. watr is nsty bt hve neeb drikin it.
i am off 2 bd. thns 4 da advuce fokjs. love u.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 5, 2008 - 10:18pm.
I think it started right before he blew Travolta.
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Oops, I meant nail polish REMOVER; don't know about nail polish...nm
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
In defense of DAE, I'll admit I've gotten nail polish in my mouth before, and believe me, that Bitrex stuff they add tastes AWFUL.
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CUT Suri's FUCKING bangs!!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 7:02pm.
not big fn of vodka, tast like nail poilish
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OK, now, you really shouldn't know what nail polish tastes like.
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~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
DAE- do yourself a favor, even if its gross. Stick your fingers down your throat and puke until you hear the angels sing. That's the only way you're going to wake up and NOT pray for your own death. Trust me. I'm a veteran of the hangover so bad you look for some kind of sweet release. Its why I rarely drink anymore. And if you hate water, drink Gatorade or something that will hydrate you with 2 Ibuprofin.
Someone mentioned Courtney Love. I'm going to steal a line from a comedian that said this about her, and change it to reflect Katie Holmes. Kurt Cobain looks better than Katie Holmes. Now.
What?
Too soon?
Why is homegirl wearing a coat?! Oh, wait, I forgot that anorexics get cold easily.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 5, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Spooge.
Here's my retard moment- Crazy control freak I get, but from whence did the gay stuff come? Was it after he and batface split?
Not only does KaTIE look like she's been living off barley and tomatoes, looks like she's had another nose fix. It's beginning to resemble a Jackson.
Tommygirl looks stupid and tacky as usual. Poor Katie looks HORRIBLE. She looks like the CrypT Keeper.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 7:02pm.
not big fn of vodka, tast like nail poilish
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OK, now, you really shouldn't know what nail polish tastes like.
What is with Katie? Isn't she allowed to wear makeup anymore? She looks terrible. And her hair and clothes look like crap, too. What is with the wide hips? She always had them, but they seem wider now. Must have been from having the kid...
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 5, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Spooge.
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Xenu.
Why is Tom Tom wearing a three gallon hat?
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Submitted by miso-horny on July 5, 2008 - 7:54pm.
I'm out, enjoy your holiday and stay safe..bye everybody....
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Bye Miso - I'll take over worrying about Katie from here.
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Submitted by miso-horny on July 5, 2008 - 8:54pm.
Nite, Miso, great seeing you. If I don't see you, have a safe trip hon.
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Bye Miso!
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
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katie may have been punished and not allowed to eat much. maybe just water and some crackers.
or this could be self inflicted. there is a form of anorexia that crops up when a person feels the only control they have is what they eat.
although often they will maintain enough weight not to need hospitalization it is still not enough to prevent some of the health problems associated with being underweight.
that being said I have been underweight before but I don't remember dressing like it was november in july. so who knows.
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I'm out, enjoy your holiday and stay safe..bye everybody....
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