Alien Parade
The lady behind Tommy Girl looks like she's just seen a ghost and she has! The Ghost of Kate Holmes. WTF?! Bitch looks like she's just seen Tommy Girl's raw yes-yes-hole. Tommy needs to throw his bottle of Poppers in her face, because the ho looks like the walking dead. Even Skeletor would say to her, "Girl, you look beat." You see what fake kissing Tommy Girl does to a bitch?
Tommy Girl should not wear his cowboy hat outside of his Scientology dungeon. Tommy, save the hat for your "play dates" with John Travolta. They totally re-enact scenes from "Urban Cowboy." John plays Sissy and Tommy plays Bud.
And Suri totally looks drunk! Homegirl had too many barleywatertinis. Can you blame her? If I was her, I'd be drinking straight-up lab grade ethanol.
Connor is like the Marilyn Munster of that family. You can tell he's over their fuckery. I can't wait for the tell-all.
Here's more of alien cowgirl, robot baby, Stepford zombie and Marilyn Munster in Telluride, CO yesterday.
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Submitted by miso-horny on July 5, 2008 - 8:46pm.
ewww, well better than Paris' warts. uhh scratch that.
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Trust me, Paris is scratching that as we speak.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
angel - am hr yill 4am - 2 hyrs awy. b on erly 2mor to sy hi. wlcoine.
mr. prex - OK. nt on pills. c ealir commnts if u c ref em, hhehe noo pukig grss. ewwwwwwwwwwww u hd to remiud me if that, yuk
hbe itchy legs
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Team Valtrex on July 5, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 5, 2008 - 8:47pm.
I feel kind of special being outside of hurling distance.
- Yes, very special indeed.
She's going to be really special when she wakes up sometime on Monday.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
to miso
it is really sad what happens. but I have seen how they spark people's interest. it is such a scary thing. it can be presented as benign. that is how it was presented to me.
but there were things that had me suspicious. then a document fell into my hands... nothing compared to what you can find on the internet now... that showed me I was right.
I did see people spending every night at the celeb center. I mistakenly thought it was misplaced devotion. now I realize they have no choice. I never went there myself. thank god.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 5, 2008 - 8:47pm.
I feel kind of special being outside of hurling distance.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 6, 2008 - 9:47am.
On T: Why is Katie the only one wearing long sleeves?
That $cieno smack leaving too many track marks?
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I was thinking the same and wondering did a cold snap hit in the States I didn't know about LOL?
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
I feel kinda special I got to witness DAE's drunkness cherry being broken.
On T: Why is Katie the only one wearing long sleeves?
That $cieno smack leaving too many track marks?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
deb - hve hedahe. shit spllng. be ok, swer. dn worry but me.
forever.now - me 2
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by Mr. President on July 6, 2008 - 9:44am.
Ewww we want to make the girl better and you throw in Britney's snatch in the mix, ewww ewww, well better than Paris' warts. uhh scratch that.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Poor Katie, I feel kinda bad for her, it's hard out there for a beard...
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
D-A: too bad Seacrest missed the boat to become the first ever pregnant man. I always liked your avie, BTW. Very classy.
Dreamy, drink lots of water and follow deb's advice if you have been taking pills. If you can't stand the thought of fingers, just use a picture of Britney snatchal area.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
@DAE: check in with us now and then so we don't get too worried.
And on a completely different note: Thanks for the entertainment!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 9:38am.
Haha LOL...actually my oldest kids are 20 and 19 so they are in college (not Scientology college LOL) . Told them to stay away from those crazy mofos at the mall who want to give them a ''test''.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
If only Wesley Willis was still alive.. I could really go for one of his songs..
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
bb - haha yeh. watre, eww. ned tea. hs wter in it.
miso - hve been esting. b4 n druing.
da mn in avie v hiot n fnny n scottih
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxB1gB6K-2A
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 6, 2008 - 9:32am.
Yeah he kinda is still the shit here, because the news here goes something like this:
Newscaster: Today a fire destroyed a home in Tokyo, killing 5 people....
And now , some cherry blossoms...(cuts to a park full of cherry blossoms)
or whatever is in season....leaves falling, snow etc
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
DAE will be fine, now tomorrow however...
...or in a few hours.....not so much.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Hi Miso! Are you excited to return to the Land of Scientology? Are you going to enroll your kids in the new Will Smith schools?
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 8:33pm.
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Bareback Mountain. He's co-starring with Ryan Seacrest.
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LMAO! Well, I guess we can expect Gaycrest to be sporting a baby bump here pretty soon. When it comes to Scienos like TommyG - anything is possible.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
to dreamy
I hope you have first timer's luck: no hangover. :)
Submitted by forever.now on July 6, 2008 - 9:32am.
Ha! Yeah when u mentioned tin cans, that reminds of a short film some guy made about Scientology. The Scientology freaks made him life miserable and he is dead now. Suicide (so they say)
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
DAE,
use your cell phone and call your mom. she can get someone to check on you.
go to loo and stick your fingers down your throat. Drink lots of water.
Very worried about you.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 5, 2008 - 8:30pm.
Nice hat, Tom. Are they making a gayer version of Brokeback Mountain?
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Bareback Mountain. He's co-starring with Ryan Seacrest.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hi miso!
Is Tommygirl big shit in Japan?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 9:30am.
Nice hat, Tom. Are they making a gayer version of Brokeback Mountain?
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Nope but they are remaking ''Chained Heat'' with Hohan and her special friend Sam Ronson.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
to green is good
I don't know if your reply was directed toward me or if you were just adding your thoughts to my comment.
I am not a scientologist. I have never given even a cent to them. I know some things about them and I was under the impression many people here did as well. that includes what they like to call technology. but by now most people should have a fairly good idea what that is.
I am opposed to scientology and have been for twenty years. that was when I found out exactly what they were all about and to see that they do not mind running their members into bankruptcy. luckily I was able to do this without being a participant.
so I have never had any direct dealings with the two tin cans they like to call an e meter.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 6, 2008 - 9:28am.
DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 8:23pm
Hope you are not drinking on an empty tummy, make yourself really sick.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Nice hat, Tom. Are they making a gayer version of Brokeback Mountain?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
deb - am 21! 22 in nov.
no. hd 2 fits yrs ago. nt hd one sine. doc sid didnt nedd 2 tke pills.
forever.now (haha cpy n psete stll workds!!
not on mds. yay! bing creful. hve stoopfd drikimg.
mr. prez - i knw. hd 2 tke meds b4 21 bdy lst yr n couldnt drik. suked. sorry. dont wnna scre n e 1
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 8:23pm
grl, ur a mes.
U'll be ok.
Start driniking water.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 9:20am.
Damn! I'm 38 years old , 3 kids and I don't look beat like that. I guess money can't really buy everything. That is definitely a woman who is going through some rough shit. What it is who knows.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 6, 2008 - 9:14am.
At least Courtney has some color to her LOL. Katie looks like she's been kept in a box and barely any food or water. Nicole was married to Tommy girl and she never looked like that.
Hi Kitty
Not quite packed up, well my luggage is getting picked up Monday so I don't have to lug it around Wednesday when I leave. Shipping out important stuff tomorrow like my Playstation 2 games , movies and Japanese knick knacks I collected the past 2 years lol. Clothes, I am getting rid of alot of them, I'll get new ones when I go home.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
da - thnks. don feel sfe unless doos r loked when im alone.
da - thk u! dnt feel sfe unless dprrs are lok,ed.
psl - stoopd drinking. boozew is don stairs. am sadr up her.
mr, prez - shit
angel - dnt hve home to me oftn. mking mst if it. haha - i wlked ino cloet b4. wnted 2 c aslan! i ws 5
deb - no more booxe. too fr away.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
OMG Katie is wearing jeans and a top that exposes skin. She is dressing like someone her age.
Submitted by miso-horny on July 5, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Happy 4th to all..sorry a bit late...
And uh, Katie is in her 20's right? Yikes! WTF?
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I had to check it. She's 30 this year.
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Hi Miso,
Got everything Packed for trip?? Back from OZ yet?
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Dreamy, are you there? ABSOLUTELY NO MEDICATIONS WITH BOOZE. PERIOD!!! Think Heath Ledger.
You got us scared, girl.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hi, Miso! How does Katie look worse than Courtney Love?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
to dreamy
if you are still reading.. maybe you have drunk enough? if you are on anti seizure medicine. be careful.
:)
@DEB, DAE:
O Lord, is that what she means???
Don't mix! Damn this girl's got me running around like chicken little on this thread.
PS: Thanks for the avvie idea, DebFrmHell - people really needed that!
ONT: The Talking Suri Doll! Seriously, you have to see this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy_gcQuYST0
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Happy 4th to all..sorry a bit late...
And uh, Katie is in her 20's right? Yikes! WTF?
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Mr. Pres,
Will you plz pull your influence with our little 19yr old DAE and tell her to get off the sauce??
DAE,
Do you take regular medications?
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 5, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Howdy! Been working / BBQing in the rain.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Katie looks like a 45 year old woman with a drinking problem and why the hell don't they cut that child's bangs and put some little girl clothes on her? She looks like she's wearing a dress from the Katherine Hepburn collection
TV!!!!!!
Hi there! Where have you been hiding? Or are the Thunderstorms killing your internet?
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Whoa, saw DAE's spelling and thought that LoLo was here, but sober.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Sorry to jump to conclusions there, Angel. My mind is basically a giant toilet. I have trouble speaking proper English, let alone French. You Canadians are so smart with the languages.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
DAE
STOP NOW! You little booger butt. Malibu Rum is the kiss of death.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
@DAE:
mr. prez - vodka gone. only ldted few drinks. nw on mlibu. OK!!
angel - net time am ging to mke sure that hidey hle is hs decnt booxe in it.
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O well, good then.(?)
and:
wht ws that? wrid.
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Whatever you do: DON'T LOOK IN THE CLOSET!
Just don't do it.
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Submitted by Justina on July 5, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Whatever happened to Isabella?
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She's out for maintenance work. Regular summer tune-up