Alien Parade
The lady behind Tommy Girl looks like she's just seen a ghost and she has! The Ghost of Kate Holmes. WTF?! Bitch looks like she's just seen Tommy Girl's raw yes-yes-hole. Tommy needs to throw his bottle of Poppers in her face, because the ho looks like the walking dead. Even Skeletor would say to her, "Girl, you look beat." You see what fake kissing Tommy Girl does to a bitch?
Tommy Girl should not wear his cowboy hat outside of his Scientology dungeon. Tommy, save the hat for your "play dates" with John Travolta. They totally re-enact scenes from "Urban Cowboy." John plays Sissy and Tommy plays Bud.
And Suri totally looks drunk! Homegirl had too many barleywatertinis. Can you blame her? If I was her, I'd be drinking straight-up lab grade ethanol.
Connor is like the Marilyn Munster of that family. You can tell he's over their fuckery. I can't wait for the tell-all.
Here's more of alien cowgirl, robot baby, Stepford zombie and Marilyn Munster in Telluride, CO yesterday.
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mr. prez - vodka gone. only ldted few drinks. nw on mlibu. OK!!
angel - net time am ging to mke sure that hidey hle is hs decnt booxe in it. not big fn of vodka, tast like nail poilish
good ide.
wht ws that? wrid.
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Stay safe Dreamy. I was in the same boat as you last night and still feel hung over.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ah...Mr. Prez,
Perhaps it is in the spelling, yes? (I am so very French today!) This schmooshing is, perhaps, not the same as the shmooshing to which I was referring...Alors, one can never be sure, is it not true?
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Urban Cowboy is my favorite movie of all time! Everytime it's on I drop whatever it is I'm doing and I'm gone! I'm sure Tommy is the same way!
DAE, good to know....but if your head hurts, stop drinking NOW! lol....sheesh, you are going to be miserable tomorrow!
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Whatever happened to Isabella?
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Poor girlie - but funny! I want to shmoosh you right now, you silly.
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You mean all I have to do to get schmooshed around here is get drunk? *Reaching for bottle of Crown Royal in the cabinet*
On topic: I'm starting to think Tom Cruise is kinda weird.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 7:49pm.
da - lockd doors b4 strtted driking.
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That's all I need to know, sweet girl. Just want you safe. We lurves you!
ON T: Isn't it about time for Katie to fake another pregnancy complete with weird getups to convince people?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
My god does Katie look OLD.
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da - lockd doors b4 strtted driking.
orb - hi
psl - hve 2 cells. 1 wth mum # redy to call 1 wit 999 redfy fo call alose hve hme fone too. gong to sop rink soon. my hed gurts too much 2 caryy on. spleing shud iompve tooo
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DAE:
@ angel no feair! soun grss. ew.
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LOL! If not that, I'm almost positive you'll be craving something just as nasty! I, actually, ate at Denny's once when I was hung over - and enjoyed!
Maybe, if you wanna try again next time, you might start with something less noxious like beer or wine...? And call a friend! Drinking's way more fun with a buddy:D
Poor girlie - but funny! I want to shmoosh you right now, you silly.
ONT:Katie sets the record straight!:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vEKY_m91l5k
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no Suri don't look at Mummy; she's been bad.
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Welcome orb.
I'm with PSL, Dreamy. Be careful. Make sure you don't spill any of that precious vodka.
No, seriously. Take care tonight.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Who wears a jacket in July? They are so fucking weird.
Seems like Connor has been seeking solace in ice cream a little too much of late. Bitch it gettin' chunky.
PS - Thank you Mr. President ;) - glad u like 'em!
Submitted by orbison11 on July 5, 2008 - 6:36pm.
*Handshake* A pleasure, orbison11!
welcome orb!
DAE, I don't want to sound like a Mom, but please be careful.
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Looks like it wasn't worth it, Katie.
You should have put on your big girl underpants and told Tommy "I'm doing "The Dark Knight", NOT "Mad Money"! You Napoleonic little troll!"
Katie looks way older than 29. In fact, she looks almost as old and used up as Ali Lohan.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
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i have been here about 2 years and am so now moved to register and post
that katie,,that girl is not doing well, she looks 20 yrs older than she is,,,,and a wife of an almost billionaire,,,how bad can she look
as for suri, what is with the bangs? and should she still be in diapers after 2 yrs of age?
at least she wasnt lugging her bottle this time
btw,,,
so great to meet you all
orb
You know there's a guard posted every 10 feet so that Katy can't make a run for it. And it's always TommyG that holds Suri when there's a crowd.
DAE - Make sure your doors are locked before you settle into a good, happy drunken state.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by forever.now on July 5, 2008 - 5:48pm.
now poor katie... why is she so cold? give her a vacation! she has proven she won't blab about the secret "technology".
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Oooh! "technology"!
Tech-Speak, the secret, made-up bullshit language only OT level VIII in CO$ get to pretend they understand. Ha Ha Ha! Those ass-hats paid for the privilege.
Stick THAT in your E-Meter and smoke it!
WTF is up with the cowboy hat? Has Tom been auditioning to be a part of the Village People?
Katie looks she was exhumed from the grave.
And we thought the Munsters were an odd group!
@ angel no feair! soun grss. ew.
@ - mr.prex - evol! nasty winy voie, makes hed hut mure. fuck.
@ - psl - yes! cnat spel tonit.
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~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Hehehe...She looks bad. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
These pictures are fascinating on so many levels.
It looks like Tommy has kidnapped them all, and Stockholm Syndrome has taken hold.
Connor is signaling "HELP ME" with his eyes. Good looking kid, by the way. Too bad Tommy and David Miscavidge will picking Connor's alien Bride. No doubt a CO$ member.
Katie looks like she's 100 pills away from escaping. Forever.
Does Suri ever smile? And CUT HER BANGS ALREADY. The kid can't see shit!
Wait, that might be for the best, if David Miscavidge is around Tommy. Alone.
New nominee for fakest cowboy get-up ever.
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yeahhh katie you look REAL happy. and healthy for that matter.
DAE, you are epileptic? Is that what you're saying?
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Hmmm skeletor revisited.
Conner, I will help you escape, just say the word!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 12:16am.
DAE, you've never been drunk before? never ever?
hehehe
nooo, i be habe. cnt go to clubs, eplitic epoltic sht. club = hosptal
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~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Hehehe...She looks bad. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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PSL, Dreamy is drunk and I'm sober. I think the Universe has just turned upside down.
Just for Dreamy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnE_NZf6vXw&feature=related
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
3rd thumbnail: Um TommyGirl, can you pull Suri's dress DOWN?! geez!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
"You can tell he's over their fuckery. I can't wait for the tell-all.'
Conner and Bella will have an instant bestseller and classic on their hands. It'll make Mommie Dearest look like a romance novel.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 6:13pm.
good snot very clear ovr here. why did noone siy being drunk didnt feel so gooe>
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They did, hunny - only it sounded like that so you couldn't understand them;p
Lotsa a water (or tea1), pass out on the floor beside your bed, and a Garbage Plate in the morning should fix you right up!
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DAE, you've never been drunk before? never ever?
hehehe
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 6, 2008 - 12:10am.
A drunk Dreamy, that's worth sticking around for.
menie!! not fnney. tina has nice but
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~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 12:09am.
Uh huh. I see. It's all so very clear now.
Drink Water!!! And don't pee your pants, k?;p
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good snot very clear ovr here. why did noone siy being drunk didnt feel so gooe> my head hurt, onlu hlf midniht. shoud relly sdtop typing.
ewww. water nasty. brit, tea1! not wearing ny!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Hey, nice tits Justina. HAHA.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
A drunk Dreamy, that's worth sticking around for.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Little Connor is practically the same hight as TG. Too funny.
DAE:
yeah. folks st my grandads for weeknd, bro at fridens. been drink vod n coke for last few hours. Ohh spelt goed then! hehe. never beebn drunk b4.
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Uh huh. I see. It's all so very clear now.
Drink Water!!! And don't pee your pants, k?;p
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Submitted by shoo shoo on July 6, 2008 - 12:07am.
DAE- I love your David Tennent avie! He's the reason I now watch Dr. Who!
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thkines. have u seen new season? excellent david was sopo good tnite.
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~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Tom tried to look like a hetero stud and failed miserably.
I always thought Katie was unfortunate looking but she is downright scary!
Does Suri ever smile??
Poor Connor. I bet he counts the days until he's 18.
DAE- I love your David Tennent avie! He's the reason I now watch Dr. Who!
On Topic- Kate looks washed out and has a horrible haircut.
Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 12:02am.
@DAE: LOL! Is that true?!? You're too funny.
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yeah. folks st my grandads for weeknd, bro at fridens. been drink vod n coke for last few hours. Ohh spelt goed then! hehe. never beebn drunk b4.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Give her until her Tommy Girl contract is up and she'll be gaunt, starved, pale and zombie handed with the best of them.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
@DAE: LOL! Is that true?!? You're too funny.
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