Alien Parade
The lady behind Tommy Girl looks like she's just seen a ghost and she has! The Ghost of Kate Holmes. WTF?! Bitch looks like she's just seen Tommy Girl's raw yes-yes-hole. Tommy needs to throw his bottle of Poppers in her face, because the ho looks like the walking dead. Even Skeletor would say to her, "Girl, you look beat." You see what fake kissing Tommy Girl does to a bitch?
Tommy Girl should not wear his cowboy hat outside of his Scientology dungeon. Tommy, save the hat for your "play dates" with John Travolta. They totally re-enact scenes from "Urban Cowboy." John plays Sissy and Tommy plays Bud.
And Suri totally looks drunk! Homegirl had too many barleywatertinis. Can you blame her? If I was her, I'd be drinking straight-up lab grade ethanol.
Connor is like the Marilyn Munster of that family. You can tell he's over their fuckery. I can't wait for the tell-all.
Here's more of alien cowgirl, robot baby, Stepford zombie and Marilyn Munster in Telluride, CO yesterday.
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The kid os to pale. Odes she not go out in sun;igt?
P.s sorry for bad spelling. am, home alonbe with Vodka.
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What a shame because I was watching Mission Impossible III tonite...a great movie...and Tom Cruise looks so good and normal. I even thought I don't care if he'a pozzo or su((((( in Hollywood or brainwashed by Scientology. I bought the Kidman marraige in the beginning. I do not buy this catastophe.
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Makeup, my ass.
She looked young before she married Tom Cruise and got Scientologized. That gaunt, haunted look she has now has nothing to do with makeup.
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Katie is the prime example of what a huge difference good make-up can do. I have never seen such a difference in transformation on someone with and with out make-up like in Katie Holmes, when she has make-up on she looks fresh, so much younger and good and when she has no make-up she looks very tired, old and not cute at all, the complete opposite. I know that make-up helps everyone's appearance but it does not make such a difference on most people looks like it does to her.
Will you get that kid's hair out of her eyes!
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apparently the last time they dropped by the scientology salon the "strong woman" suri didn't want to get her bangs trimmed. so they whacked off a little more of katie's hair instead.
I am glad connor is there to represent for season appropriate clothes. although suri's dress is pretty cute.
I am going to assume tom is theme dressing. maybe he didn't want to get his scalp sunburned.
now poor katie... why is she so cold? give her a vacation! she has proven she won't blab about the secret "technology". give the girl a break!
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Suri looks a lot older than 2. Katie looks at lot older than 29. Apparently living with Tom Cruise causes rapid aging.
Suri needs a haircut.
She looks like Julie Andrews.
I've never seen Suri looking so unkempt
Katie freaks me out. She has that look my mom used to have, the look of a woman trapped in a horrible marriage who has given up any hope of escape. Learned helplessness.
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-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I know radio! Suri looks like she's 4! lol
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How old is Suri supposed to be now? 26 or so months old? I'm still not buying it.
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Wait a minute; are they making Connor carry Suri's diaper bag AND her trash? Looks like she has chocolate around her mouth. He's getting the raw end of the deal there.
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I guess giving birth to an alien creature does things to a girl...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Holy hell, she is a hot mess and a half.
Something besides the obvious is wrong with her, that isn't right.
And giddy up Gay Cowboy, yee to the haw.
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Suri is so pissed by that headband - love how she does whatever she wants to these goobers.
That's the look of a woman who's had the soul sucked out of her. I hope for her sake she thinks she got a bargain.
Tommy looks SO masculine in that hat. Wow, he's got me fooled now.
Katie looks horrible. Her hair is too short now, I like it a bit longer....
Phoebe, I LOVE your avie!
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Just sad. I can't barely look at her anymore. She looks like they keep her locked up in a basement. Or like someone's been trying to "purify" her.
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Is Oprah's crew filming this?
Jeebers, why is she wearing a coat and sweater in July ? My mom's favorite phrase - she looks like death warmed over.
Let's see what you can do with a cowboy hat...
1. Fake a couple extra inches of height
2. Look manlier than you really are.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I don't know what being married to Tom has done to her, but Katie looks like she's aged about 20 years. At least Suri's still cute...
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T.G going Brokeback...
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