Lewis Is A Changed Pussy
Over two years ago, I first posted about the out of control pussy in Connecticut named Lewis. This was one angry pussy. In 2006, the neighborhood of Sunset Circle in Fairfield, CT found themselves terrorized by Lewis. He ambushed a dozen people, scratching at their asses. Some had to go to the hospital. Lewis even attacked the Avon lady! Well, he's a Mary Kay kind of pussy.
After all his neighbors complained, Lewis was put on house arrest and his owner, Ruth Cisero, was put on a special probation. She had to keep Lewis inside at all times and complete community service. If Lewis was every caught outside, he would be sent to pussy heaven (or hell?) and she would face up to 6 months in jail. She was also charged with reckless endangerment.
Well, a lot has changed in two years. Lewis has been tamed. Pussy control! A judge has thrown out the charge against Ruth, because she's kept Lewis inside and the neighborhood is happy.
Hmmmm....something tells me we haven't heard the last of Lewis. He's been keeping a low profile, sharpening his nails, practicing his Kung-Fu skills and waiting for just the right moment to bust out and get his revenge on all those bitches that had him locked up! Lewis will have the last meow.
Thanks RedB
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Awww, I love this bad cat! Liv-a-Littles for Lewis for completing his probie like a good boy. Seriously, you have to be a pussy to be scared of a pussy.
I dunno about you, but I LOVE a mean, psycho cat!
Some delicious "SAVE LEWIS" things:
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yeah we thought our Wendy(tabby) was reformed. nuh uh, can't trust her.LOL
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hahahah MK this is great. I live in Fairfield (the town Lewis terrorized) and this is the absolute last thing I expected to read in my daily..okay hourly Dlisted check-in.
OMG for a minute there I thought that this would be a post about a transgender cat!
I would have popped that pussy.
As in shot. Crazy, feral-like pussy?
Oh no...
Grab the gun!
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We had a cat like this growing and had to have her put down because she was so mean.
this cat isn't dumb enough to attack the one who feeds him. I can't believe the judge decided he was cured! what? did he think people were roaming around this woman's house?
when I was 6 or so my mother had surgery and had to walk to help recover. our neighbor down the hill had a mean dog. usually in a fenced yard, but this time he was not.
fortunately, our next door neighbors' old dog (that we also fed) had followed us. so when the mean dog came after us the old dog fought it so we could get away. the old dog didn't get hurt, thank goodness.
once we were up the hill we were ok. my mother was going to rescue our neighbors' dog if she had to. but he was smart and got out of it himself. I was so glad when he ran up to us!
mean dog thought he owned everything down the hill which included more houses, another street, etc. if the other dog hadn't been with us that dog would have hurt one or both of us. we live on a peaceful street, so we never expected that! it was pretty scary.
I've heard that cats can invade your dreams and do horrible things to you if your mean to them. my cat has done it me many times.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
"He's been keeping a low profile, sharpening his nails, practicing his Kung-Fu skills and waiting for just the right moment to bust out and get his revenge on all those bitches that had him locked up! Lewis will have the last meow."
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mike I know you don't like me much but I just love the hell out of you!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
pussy control....well done!!
Cats are smart. He was probably just being nasty to people who deserved it.
Yeh that's down the street from me.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
don't believe the hype that this pussy is tamed...lewis is smart enough to bide his time before he goes on rampage again...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
My cat would sooooo kick that cats ass
Stray I took in
One of the best thing that ever happened to me
Lewis needs to be let out to attack Pheobe Price's chicken cutlets!
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C'mon, MK, pussies DO loosen up with age.
Never saw it but sounds good!
Submitted by S_G on July 5, 2008 - 9:05pm.
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MK should try his hand at comedy, he'd be fantastic.
Submitted by jussayin on July 5, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Mawy on July 5, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Maybe the world being empty would be a good thing?
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Did anyone else see that show on the History Channel a few months ago called 'Life After People'?
It was about how quickly the planet would recover if people disappeared and what life would be without all the humans fucking things, destroying the planet, and forcing animals into extinction.
It was a great show!
I was really happy at the end when the showed the Earth returned to its natural beauty and splendor, with different animal species recovered and thriving without man around to ruin it all.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 6:49pm.
We should lock Lewis in a cage with Michael Vick and let him go to town on his face.
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Ooooohhhhh...good idea!
OMFG, I love that there's a follow-up story on Lewis. You're the best, MK!
This is exactly what my Rusty does at the vet.
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Submitted by Mawy on July 5, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Maybe the world being empty would be a good thing?
...hon, I would not be the one to complain if all the idiots up and disappeared one day
I cannot abide stupid people, and with almost 7 billion on the planet it's getting hard to avoid them!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
We should lock Lewis in a cage with Michael Vick and let him go to town on his face.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
We still wear our "SAVE LEWIS" teashirts all the time! We ordered them from www.cafepress.com and his big, beautiful furry pussy face is on the front........Lewis is the hottest pussy on the face of the earth!!!!!!!!
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lewis is my personal hero. frankly.
nothing better than pissed off cat.
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Submitted by Mawy on July 5, 2008 - 7:28pm.
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Oy! I hate those stories. I kept my pittie JUST because he was bread by assholes and I had a chance to break him free of all that. I know for a FACT that he never would have hurt a person but he could be reckless with animals and he liked to dig. And even though he really didn't have a violent bone in his body, I NEVER would have let him roam free. (he ran away twice. eep! once into the forest - he came back safe after 3 hours - I wanted to kill him!- and the other time he got picked up by a vet almost immediately - thank GAWD! He was chasing cars - the l0zer.)
My worst fear was that someone would see him, be afraid (because people always were), and try to hurt him first - and besides the fact that he'd get hurt, ANYONE could be provoked by that (and, seriously, he was made of rock). That kind of thing is made WAY more likely because of stories like yours.
My family dog roamed. But he was a beyond harmless collie and rarely went farther than the front yard or next door. I can only remember having to go over there once or twice in all those years to pick up doodie...and we were a close community so it was never really a big deal.
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Maybe the world being empty would be a good thing? We wouldn't have to listen to the likes of Heidi Montag and Britney Spears trying to sing.
Submitted by jussayin on July 5, 2008 - 8:36pm.
my cat refuses to go outside, she's like fuck that, I do NOT see a bowl of cat food waiting for me out there! LOL, one smart pussy!!
As for dogs and cats roaming with "owners" people actually justify this to themselves, just like feeding them bones and treating their fleas and ticks with burnt motor oil and not spaying and neutering them so a)their kids can watch the miracle of birth and b)their male dog won't lose his masculinity. If we had IQ tests to have pets or children this world would be mighty empty...
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my cat refuses to go outside, she's like fuck that, I do NOT see a bowl of cat food waiting for me out there! LOL, one smart pussy!!
As for dogs and cats roaming with "owners" people actually justify this to themselves, just like feeding them bones and treating their fleas and ticks with burnt motor oil and not spaying and neutering them so a)their kids can watch the miracle of birth and b)their male dog won't lose his masculinity. If we had IQ tests to have pets or children this world would be mighty empty...
Most people are just fucking selfish idiots.
AND PSL I love that Missy Elliot song too LOL
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I hate irresponsible pet owners....I warn people that my dog is friendly, but she has an asshole side. I can tell when she's going to be an asshole most of the time, but sometimes she surprises me- either way....
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I HATE when people are irresponsible with their pets. With cats it's not as bad, cuz though they can do damage it's nothing compared to what large dogs (especially pit bulls) can do. Here in NY the other day some asshole (who was a sex offender, of course) let his pit bull roam around outside. People said it was always menacing the neighbors. Then the other day it attacked a 90 year old man. People said it ripped flesh off of his arms and legs and was basically eating him alive. That man is fighting for his life right now. Another thing I hate is when people walk their pit bulls without leashes. WTF?!?!??! It's a FUCKING PIT BULL! I don't care how nice you think it is, it's an ANIMAL and can attack anyone at any moment!!!! Fucking morons. I think people should have IQ test taken before they're allowed to have pets (and children, but that's another topic).
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I agree with Fucking Classy. Pet owners should be held legally reponsible for the damage their pets do to others and their property. Animals learn their behavior from the owners.
Okay, I just said that because I wanted to type Fucking Classy. Love that name.
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I still don't trust him. He has shifty eyes!
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Lewis, the furriest, purriest little rottsie you will ever come across.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Yeah, well, my poor little pup was attacked by a horrific looking Jindo. The stupid owners just sat there and did nothing. Luckily, people came to our aid and were able to pull the dog off. I hate irresponsible dog owners.
MK, I swear if I was a dude...
Submitted by PSL on July 5, 2008 - 8:02pm.
hahahah, da- good one!
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That much time under house arrest..Result? Feline dentata...in a feral state. I suggest people keep their doors locked.
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Lewis is a beautiful kitty.
His nasty disposition is inherited from his owner.
When I was way younger, like way younger, we had a cat that hated to stay inside but he never went far and always came home.
Except in the winter, he hated snow more.
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Jesus, that was 2 years ago? I've just wasting away my life here on dlisted.
Keeping a cat indoors for 2 years ain't gonna change a damned thing, someone's gonna get mauled real soon..
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or "P****ycat" by Missy Elliott
"Pussy don't fail me now, I gotta turn this ni**a out, so he don't want nobody else, but me and only me....."
My jaw DROPPED the first time i heard that song! HAHAHAHAA
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I LOVED Lewis! He was the truth. Cats that gangsta just don't change like that, he's just waiting for the time to be right before he strikes again.
She was charged with reckless endangerment? That seems a little extreme to me
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Well, it is nice to know Lewis is doing well and is now an indoor only kitty.
I have a cat and I am VERY pro indoor cats only.
I would never let my cat roam free outside.
There are so many dangers for cats outdoors. Not to mention a percentage of people who hate cats and want hurt, abuse, torture, and kill them. I can't believe the number of cat killing and abuse stories I come across each week.
It is disgusting and heartbreaking.
I also do not believe in letting cats roam free out of respect for the property and rights of others. Cats can be very destructive to property, and dangerous (Biting, Scratching, ect)
I wish more cat owners would feel the same way.
....Steps down from the soapbox :)
Aaah, pussy control
that song is the SHIT!!
Our story begins in a schoolyard
A little girl skipping rope with her friends
A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket
Just school books 4 the fight she would be in
One day over this hoodie
She got beat 4 some clothes and her rep
With her chin up, she scolded all yalls molded
When Im rich, on your neck I will step
And step she did 2 the straight as
Then college, the master degree
She hired the heifers that jumped her
And made everyone of them work 4 free?
No! why?
So what if my sisters are triflin?
They just dont know
She said mama didnt tell em what she told me
girl, u need pussy control (are u ready? )
Prince
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
It's pretty fucking sad someone had to TELL her to keep him inside. I mean, she looks full grown, right?
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hahahah, da- good one!
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