Would You Hit It?
What in Hobie hell happened to Jeremy Jackson?! Do you remember this bitch? He played The Hoff's twink son Hobie on "Baywatch." That explains everything, right? The meth stick obviously hit this bitch right in the face.
This crazy bitch was arrested when he was 19 because the cops found a meth lab in his house! 27-year-old Jeremy is sober now. Yes, he's 27. He may look like a chewed-up Slim Jim, but he still looks younger than Ali Lohan.
The red in his eye is probably his pupil crying blood tears after seeing Jeremy's face in the mirror.
With all that being said, yes I'd hit it. Wait, I know he has meth face, but do you think he has meth dick too?
Here's Jeremy with some tramp at the opening of Christian Audigier's club in Las Vegas last night. I also threw in some pictures of Bai Ling, because her extreme glamour should never go unnoticed.
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It looks as if he took his clothes straight out of the hamper (no offense Little Socky) and threw them on before heading out to this party.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
ew, he looks old. can't believe he's not aging PROPERLY at all. ech
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 6, 2008 - 12:43am.
Rode hard and put up oily.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Man, he's the definition of "rode hard and put up wet."
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 6, 2008 - 12:38am.
He looks like the cross of Johnny Damon and a meth lab. And an oil spill.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 6, 2008 - 12:33am.
DA
hi, you hot slut, I never get to talk to you, cause I'm almost never on at night!
" kisses and grabs your boobies."
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Hello, sweet darlin'...How are you tonight!?
*adjusting chesticles back inside blouse* *wink*
It's great to see you!
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
TV
the only time I blew out an eye blood clot was when I had three days of food poisning.
he looks like a cross between He man and a Buffalo chicken wing.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
If he's 27, I'm the queen of fucking England.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 6, 2008 - 12:32am.
If this was West Virginia, that could be the same person.
Random On Topic post: How hard did Hobie have to suck before he blew out a blood vessel? I'm thinking: enough to get the 3 dollar tip.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
DA
hi, you hot slut, I never get to talk to you, cause I'm almost never on at night!
" kisses and grabs your boobies."
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
TV
relax, it wasn't your mom, it was your ex-wife.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Nasty. Looks like Hobie blew a blood vessel in his eye. He looks like crap- I can't believe David Hasselhoff looks younger than he does. Don't do meth kids!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 6, 2008 - 12:27am.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, that was my mom.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 12:23am.
I read that as "work with the pubic" and was at the edge of my seat instantly.
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Sort of like..."snatchal area"..huh?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
TV
haha!
that would actually be safer for me!
did you ever see that episode of Cops where they accuse this woman of selling crack and she goes,
"Oh hell no! hell no! I got kids, I'd never, ever have drugs around my kids! I'm a prostitute!"
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 6, 2008 - 12:19am.
I read that as "work with the pubic" and was at the edge of my seat instantly.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV
I would have bought the DVD player, but a hammer???
PSL
when you work with the public, out in the open, you can get your master's degree in human nature without even trying.
being a woman doing a man's job, I have found that I have to step up and be the baddest motherfucker of them all.
my twenty two year old co-worker tells everyone I"m his fucking hero. hehee.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
How do you get a bloodshot eye like that?
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 6, 2008 - 12:12am.
Bad hair day for George of the bunghole. Hope everyone is having a good weekend.
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LMAO! Hello, manimal! I can see this idiot swinging tree to tree.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
CTH, that story is fucking funny!
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Why is his eye so red in the corner?
Geiorge of the bunghole?
"laughs and goes to puke some more."
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Triscuit
I am a girl, but not a girl you wanna fuck with...
It wasn't the first time either.
you have to put these fuckers in their place or god help you.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Bad hair day for George of the bunghole. Hope everyone is having a good weekend.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 6, 2008 - 12:09am.
I love crackheads. Where else can you but a DVD player at 4am for 3 bucks?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 6, 2008 - 12:09am.
LMFAO @ that story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!
Fucking funny as hell
I'm doin great,Hoff!
I don't know about vodka...how 'bout Tequilla?
TV
that's a tough call. I mean, at least you are pretty safe.
I actually, true story, had a toothless creackhead approach me on his bike and tried to sell me a hammer.
i said,
"if I buy it, can I use it to beat you to death?"
he left after that.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
OMG
Zira from Planet of the Apes called.
she wants her wig back .
Poster child for "Just Say No"
ooof no coming back from meth kids
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Submitted by Triscuit on July 6, 2008 - 12:03am.
All vodka, all the time. How ya been?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Triscuit
long time no see, you hot bitch!
TV drinks whatever he first sees when he walks in the liquor store, I'm pretty sure.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 6, 2008 - 12:00am.
My neighborhood is full of cops and I'll take the crackhouse anyday, at least I have a chance of getting Amy Winehouse's autograph.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 5, 2008 - 11:52pm.
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What are we drinking?
What is on tap?
TV
if you're up for it, what's a little puke between friends?
I also told my boss he has to buy me mace or I quit. the neighborhood this place is in is ghetto-tastic
we actually work across the street from a crack-boarding house.
are we having fun yet?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 5, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Sorry, I was picturing you spread out on the hood in a completely different scenario.
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I don't know; I look at him and see Ali Lohan's soulmate.
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PSL
hi honey. yeah, it was pretty fucking magical, right up there with the day the bitch drove her car into me.
if it wasn't for the tips.. but the funny thing is, if you ever worked for tips, you know, it's addicting.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Ok hos, I'm out. Gotta get the kiddies to bed.
Have fun.
Chat with you hors on Monday!
TV
no shoutout to your fave hood ordament?
"pouts." bitch.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Oh no CTH! That is awful! What a shitty day....
Hello Triscuit and Peaches! I was just brwosing on Facebook, and there are groups dedicated to DListed!
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Triscuit!! Peaches!!! I'm gonna need more ice!
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Hey Ya'll!!♥
**smooootches**
I just came home from the Philadelphia Soul game.It is arena football,they fucking won by a touchdown in the last 7 seconds!!!!
It was so much fun!!
How is everyone tonight?
oh man, he looks beat! I think his date is a playboy centerfold, of course she isn't as elegant is Shauna Sand!
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Nite, Mr. Pres. If you can't handle a little hangover, I'm gonna have to start impeachment proceedings.
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high nite crew.
totally on topic, I'm here because I heat stroked at work and am very busy emptying the contents of my stomach into the toilet.
and we also almost got in a beat down with a crackhead trying to steal product.ahh good times.
and no, why would I hit it, i'm already vomiting.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Goodnight, everybody. You made recovering from the worst hangover in a long time almost bearable today.
Later.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
PSL - Hey beyotch. Quick drive by here. Just here for a quick hot minute.
Get some sleep man
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Submitted by M.E. on July 5, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Not really, but I'm making up for it by drinking a fifth on the 5th.
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*ahem*..... (small voice)I said hello too M.E.
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"