Would You Hit It?
What in Hobie hell happened to Jeremy Jackson?! Do you remember this bitch? He played The Hoff's twink son Hobie on "Baywatch." That explains everything, right? The meth stick obviously hit this bitch right in the face.
This crazy bitch was arrested when he was 19 because the cops found a meth lab in his house! 27-year-old Jeremy is sober now. Yes, he's 27. He may look like a chewed-up Slim Jim, but he still looks younger than Ali Lohan.
The red in his eye is probably his pupil crying blood tears after seeing Jeremy's face in the mirror.
With all that being said, yes I'd hit it. Wait, I know he has meth face, but do you think he has meth dick too?
Here's Jeremy with some tramp at the opening of Christian Audigier's club in Las Vegas last night. I also threw in some pictures of Bai Ling, because her extreme glamour should never go unnoticed.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Chinese food.
PMS is a bitch.
HI TV!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope y'all had a drunken filled 4th!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 5, 2008 - 11:29pm.
mike, whatcha doing up so late?
nice to see you!
Went out, but it was dead (everyone at the beach I guess), so home early.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 5, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by mike on July 5, 2008 - 11:28pm.
umm, that wasn't MSG
Wait, you were there? You mean that wasn't a woman!?!
mike, whatcha doing up so late?
nice to see you!
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by mike on July 5, 2008 - 11:28pm.
umm, that wasn't MSG
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 5, 2008 - 11:25pm.
I actually like sex with Chinese women, but unfortunately you're just horny again an hour later.
That's actually the case with any woman on which you sprinkle MSG beforehand.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 5, 2008 - 8:25pm.
I actually like sex with Chinese women, but unfortunately you're just horny again an hour later.
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA.........you asshole.....
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
I actually like sex with Chinese women, but unfortunately you're just horny again an hour later.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Bai-sexual, but who's counting.
Hi, M.E. !!!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
If you've never heard of it, read the synopsis of Bai Ling's movie, Dumplings. It's crazy.
She should play a Vulcan on the next Star Trek film. She wouldn't even have to act.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hi M.E.!
Bail Ling has a hot body, but her face is very, very ugly to me. *shudders*
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Yes, I would hit Bai Ling. Would that make me Bai-Lingual?
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Depends on whether it involves a little tongue action or not.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
What in the holy fucking hell is this fuckery?
Sweet innocent little Hobey is a meth faced, porn star looking, washed up 45 year old.
Yes, I would hit Bai Ling. Would that make me Bai-Lingual?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
God no,I def would not hit that!I would be all over Bai Ling though!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 11:09pm.
LOL! I'm sure even the tranny on the corner gave this one the fish-eye! Tryna figure out how a mannequin just up and walked out on the street!
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LMAO! You're killing me, angel! I'm laughing so hard. Somebody choked the bitch...reason for the red eye.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
I was mauled by a pussy once.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
thats sad. he looks at least 20 years older than he is.
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Submitted by dead-actress on July 5, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 11:00pm.
I dunno, D-A...
But I see what you mean. If I look too long he's scary but I, definitely, go back and forth between Fabio and Cro Magnon Man.
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He probably knocks boots with the tranny on the corner.
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LOL! I'm sure even the tranny on the corner gave this one the fish-eye! Tryna figure out how a mannequin just up and walked out on the street!
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yeah, yeah...sigfried and roy...i was too lazy to google "gay duo white lion magic act in vegas"....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Well... if Sieg or Roy shall ever need a replacement, they can call JJ!!!!!
Ok, so DAE's in bed, someone got a chola makeover, the celebrities have all been bitchslapped and this fucker either got punched or choked. Alls well that ends well.
TA, Bitchez!
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I didn't even realize that there were Geico caveman wannabees.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 11:00pm.
I dunno, D-A...
But I see what you mean. If I look too long he's scary but I, definitely, go back and forth between Fabio and Cro Magnon Man.
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He probably knocks boots with the tranny on the corner. H/She won't care if the red eye stares off in another direction.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
No D.R., both Siegfried and Roy are alive. Roy was mauled by a tiger, but he has recovered...
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
I was thinking Siegfried and Roy, but one of them's dead, isn't he...
That is the worst face ever. Ugh. Get it away from me. It belongs in the World of Birds at the zoo. He looks like a vulture.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
I dunno, D-A...
But I see what you mean. If I look too long he's scary but I, definitely, go back and forth between Fabio and Cro Magnon Man.
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I can't even bare to look at his eye.I have to scroll past the picture really quick. So NO I would NOT hit it.
Nasty.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
good lord...i thought this was one of the gay duo that had the white lion magic act in vegas ...sadly, their names escapes me...i'm drunk...and tired...and no jeremy, me thinking you part of a magic act is not a compliment...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
No, 'cause I'm not a gayelle.
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 10:51pm.
I think I read that somewhere, actually - David Hasselhoff was, in fact, the first pregnant man - he was pregnant with this schmo, Fabio's lovechild. Or not. Who can remember?
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LOL. I'm going on the cheekbones and small eyes...he just needs that long flowing hair and to say..."I can't believe it's not butta."
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by dead-actress on July 5, 2008 - 9:38pm.
(Minus the fucked up hair) is this idiot any relation to Fabio?
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I think I read that somewhere, actually - David Hasselhoff was, in fact, the first pregnant man - he was pregnant with this schmo, Fabio's lovechild. Or not. Who can remember?
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no thank you
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
Bai Ling would hit it. She'd hit nything...including Tila (I have to pick up my Valtrex)Tequila!
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
I think it is obvious. Autoerotic Asphyxiation is just not working for this beat down mess. Petechia. schmetechia.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
(Minus the fucked up hair) is this idiot any relation to Fabio?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
So where did FunBoy buy those cheekbones?
His face looks like a handbag.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
helll no.
his eye is scary.
O_-
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What did you think was going to happen?!?
Absolutely not. "Pink eye" is highly contagious.
You wake up in the morning, with crusty stuff on the eye, it's itchy,and you need antibiotic drops for treatment, which requires a prescription, and he should be isolated from the public until this is taken care of.
Where's the Health Department when you need them?
He's totally getting his brows done at Anastasia in Beverly Hills....nast!
I don’t know who the eff this Jeremy Jackson is, but are we to believe the following?
A: He is 27 yrs old
B: He is famous
C: He SHOULD be suing his plastic surgeon/tanning specialist
Dude, I am 31 and I still get carded for buying organic white wine in NYC. What effing 19 year olds are buying that shit? I could see if was getting Boone's or Mad Dog 20/20 or something, but a $30 bottle of organic wine. Really? This guy's doesn't even hafta present his AARP card at the movies! 27? How dare he. If you're gonna lie, lie UP! tell em your 40! Then they'll be like, wow, you look great for your age! Hell, that's what I do! I tell people I'm 40 just so they think I look fabulous for my age!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Shit. That is the oldest looking 27 year old in the USA. Kids don't use meth!
In certain lighting Bai Ling has no nose.
*-Jenny-*
If you're wondering what the inside of the Audigier club looks like, here it is. And it's as tacky as you would expect from this douche.
http://blogs.lasvegasmagazine.com/VegasLuxeLife/the-advance-look-at-the-...
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh and 27 my ass.
Leather skin, flat-ironed tacky hair, douche attire, botched nosejob, waxed eyebrows... check, check, check, check.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
HAHA, TV. The Redneck Theory of Relativity: Wife=Cousin Squared.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Jeebus! This party's sporting like ten ugly-looking fuckers per square foot.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Hey, in West Virginia, everything's relative.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.