Would You Hit It?
What in Hobie hell happened to Jeremy Jackson?! Do you remember this bitch? He played The Hoff's twink son Hobie on "Baywatch." That explains everything, right? The meth stick obviously hit this bitch right in the face.
This crazy bitch was arrested when he was 19 because the cops found a meth lab in his house! 27-year-old Jeremy is sober now. Yes, he's 27. He may look like a chewed-up Slim Jim, but he still looks younger than Ali Lohan.
The red in his eye is probably his pupil crying blood tears after seeing Jeremy's face in the mirror.
With all that being said, yes I'd hit it. Wait, I know he has meth face, but do you think he has meth dick too?
Here's Jeremy with some tramp at the opening of Christian Audigier's club in Las Vegas last night. I also threw in some pictures of Bai Ling, because her extreme glamour should never go unnoticed.
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I'm sure the meth contributed to his aging to an extent, but it is mainly due to sun damage just like Pam Anderson. And ewww, no I wouldn't hit it. Tans on men are a turnoff for me, especially orange tans.
Hey, age is just a number, TV. At least that's what Billy Ray told Miley on their first date.
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Slim Jims, I don't think so. His face looks more Oberto Beef Jerky, I would say. I'm something of a nitrate-enriched processed meat connoisseur.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Geico caveman. Pass.
EEEUUWWW.
Never. Ever EVER!
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Submitted by jennagirl on July 5, 2008 - 9:39pm
Dude! He was, like, 12! wtf?!
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Oh my GOD, that's Hobie!
No way would I hit that now. I thought he was soo cute back in the day.
Yeah angel, she's artistic. HAHA. If famewhoring was recognized as a performance art form, she would be swimming in Tony Awards.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
27?!
More like 47.
Riddle me this
Is Bai Ling rocking the Amy look or is Amy rocking the Bai Ling look
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 9:32pm.
They were distracted by the "Hasselhoff Sperm Depository" line.
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Bai Ling looks just like Syren from those late night Cinemax movies.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
The producers of Baywatch should have known something was suspicious when the teen listed "pharmaceutical executive" as one of his previous jobs on his resume.
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Submitted by Mawy on July 5, 2008 - 8:28pm.
I know Bai Ling is an overall mess, but what is up with homegirls bangs?????
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Ummm...it's artistic...? Maybe...? She's all artistic and shit, right? LOL!
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I didn't even recognize him. Gross.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Yeah, that Hasselhoff can shoot his load with pretty good force.
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And here I thought the red eye was due to his preference for breath-play while doing the dirty-dirty. Damn.
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I know Bai Ling is an overall mess, but what is up with homegirls bangs?????
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Submitted by jussayin on July 5, 2008 - 9:17pm.
ps he's obviously already been hit, all up around the left eye
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Yeah, that Hasselhoff can shoot his load with pretty good force.
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If that's clean, he should reopen the meth lab posthaste. He looks like Greasy Bear in a Katie Holmes wig.
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ps he's obviously already been hit, all up around the left eye
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Meth face. Meth dick. Meth hair. Fuck.
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ugh, he's so greasy lookin - you know that slut with him is totally overpowered by his sperm fumes; he looks the type to jack off and not clean up after himself.
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RigaToni - thk u. poor u, dude looks scry.
u meen tom b - sonthing. David is d sexy. c jak is hoot 2
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he looks older than Pamela Anderson!
that's pretty fucking aged looking!!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
He'll be getting a reality dating/looking for faux love show soon-he has that brooding vapid look.
And that shade of lip gloss is all wrong for him.
Bai Ling is covered up. Wow!
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
He looks like a 45yo in bad need of his monthly botox injection
The outfit is right out of Chess King...a decade ago. My sister and I used to call it Cheese King.
Good times.
Bai Ling and Hobie the meth face. Nice to see that this Audigier dude has so many A-List friends.
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Submitted by roxie on July 5, 2008 - 8:07pm.
no, he looks bad for 27. must be the meth that aged him so quickly
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And the hairstylist he pissed off that day.
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no, he looks bad for 27. must be the meth that aged him so quickly
27??? He could be handsome if that face wasn't soooo weathered. And WTF is he wearing with the vest and the necklaces??
why is bai ling rocking the wino look?
Dammit DEA you have the best av pic, and here I am stuck with the Gayken because I've been too lazy to change it for 6 months (christine the hoff asked someone to wear the Gayken av when he got the gig in Spamalot... yeah that was probably a year ago, I'm so lame).
I have always loved Dr. Who, even the one with the long curly hair and ridiculously long scarf from the 80s.... but this newest Doctor is really hot.
Anyway, back ON topic to Hobie. What. The. Fuck.
Either bitch had some work done (too much work) or he is just plain tragic looking... I think he had his nose done... thoughts?
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Holy shit, MK. What's with all these Saturday night posts? Must be too sick from yesterday's drinking to do anything today, like me.
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didn't he say the meth lab was for his own personal use?
When are those pet owners EVER going to learn! Keep your pets INDOORS! Just look at them making a mess all over that red carpet!
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Oh christ of course. i live in Alberta for christs sake
I think she meant to say;
FRRRIIIIIIIST!
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I'd hit it...with a poison dart. That thing needs to be put out of its misery.
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