And The Oscar Goes To.....
La Pequeña better submit her newest video to Oscar voters, because this is some award-winning shit! This lil' bitch channels Ingrid Betancourt and everything in this YouTube is top-notch! La Pequena broke the bank with this masterpiece. You know this shit was directed by Steven Spielberg.
I had no idea who Ingrid Betancourt was, so I wikied this ho:
Ingrid Betancourt Pulecio is a Colombian-French politician, former senator and anti-corruption activist. Betancourt was kidnapped by the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) on February 23, 2002, and rescued from captivity six and a half years later in Operation Jaque, along with 14 other hostages (three Americans and 11 Colombian policemen and soldiers), by Colombian security forces on July 2, 2008, who tricked the FARC into believing they were a leftist non-governmental organization.[2][3]In all, she was held captive for 2,321 days after being taken while campaigning for the Colombian presidency as a Green. She had decided to campaign in an area of high guerrilla presence in spite of warnings from the government, police and military not to do so. While her kidnapping received media coverage worldwide this was particularly so in France due to her dual French citizenship, and the government of France participated as a facilitator for the release of Betancourt and all prisoners held by the FARC guerrillas.
DAMN! I'm telling you, the Best Actress Oscar has been wrapped up. Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore and all those other weepy ass hos better have their movies pushed back to 2009, because they are done. La Pequeña is taking it. The Academy will have to make a special mini-Oscar for her hot ass.
Shit, even Hilary Duff is going to be nominated for her contribution.
Seriously though, it took me a while to realize La Pequeña wasn't playing Bindi Irwin.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
OK Ingrid may be a woman who has good intentions, but what are her qualifications other than being an aristocrat? I'm not impressed by someone just throwing around the term, "Democracy".
I despise nepotism. I have to call it when I see it.
Expect Angelina Jolie to become BESTEST FWENDS with her.
Either that or she will fight to play her in a movie.
TheBreakdown on July 6, 2008 - 12:55pm.
When I saw Ingrid Betancourt on CNN Espanol, I could not stop crying. What a story. This woman deserves a Nobel Peace prize.
God bless her and the others held for so long, as well as their families.
And ot those still being held.
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As part Colombian, I remember when this happened.
I was completely SHOCKED when she was released. I, like many others, thought she was dead.
This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?
Is it just me or does anyone else (who doesn't speak Spanish) feel like they truly understand what she is saying?? That is the mark of a great actress!
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has a profile on the famous site @#@$Sugar Daddy Love.c om^$%^$#. you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls. ...
La Paquena better be careful smoking in that Rain Forest. I had no idea she was so political. LOL>
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Libre!! Libre!! Libre!! I laughed almost the whole time. I LOVE me some La Pequena.
@Mike: How'd you get the tilde(sp?) over your n?
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Like Mike said you can copy and paste it from MK's article or you can go into Word, go to Insert Symbol, find it, insert it into a blank document, then copy and paste it. You can also Alt + some number on the ten-key pad to the right of your keyboard, but don't remember which number it is! La Pequeña scares the shit outta me when he/she/it laughs.
Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 1:34pm.
copy/paste Paquena from the main article
There's another way, but I'm too lazy to figure it out.
PP better watch out. I think La pequena is a shoe in for Hot "Babe" of the Year
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"What do you think this is, grandma with a birthday present? Suck it you dumb B****!"
squidburger: at the end La Pequeña says: "Hugo Chavez, no te metas!", which means, "Stay out of it, Hugo Chavez!"
This shit creeps me out every time I see it.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Ingrid's story makes my black heart bleed. Heck! I didn't even know I had one until I read her story a few years back.
She'd been 6 years in the jungle imprisoned by fucking murderers, so saying she'd be jumping with happiness when she was freed, is the understatement of the year.
Anyway, Y QUE VIVA LA PEQUEÑA!!! Awesome stuff I tell you! And yeah, I agree with La Pequeña: STAY THE FUCK OUT CHÁVEZ!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Jeez MK, watch a newscast once in a while. Ingrid B has been the headline every day since her rescue.
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A video movie could improve your life.
La Pequena is like Twin Peaks on acid. There's a fucking message in there. Go figure. Does anybody know what's up with the pet cockroach?
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In all seriousness, if I was Ms. Ingrid I'd be doing a happy dance screaming "I'm free!!" as well. La Pequena may not be too far off the mark on that one.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Do you think "Machine" is the one who picks these Hillary Duff songs?
He's so hardcore!!!
You know what this video needs?
*Fossey*.
breath taking, moving and sensitive...
wow la pequena
truly a master actresssssssssssssssssss
Libre!! Libre!! Libre!! I laughed almost the whole time. I LOVE me some La Pequena.
@Mike: How'd you get the tilde(sp?) over your n?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
TheBreakdown,
I agree that she deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. (Betancourt not La Pequena... although I'm not ruling La Pequena out for eligibility down the road).
Submitted by MtlMama on July 6, 2008 - 11:59am.
The grasshopper scene? Amazing. Clearing using the chiaroscuro techniques here and there, a couple of nods to D.W. Griffith's "Intolerance", and even some Eisenstein's "Battleship Potemkin"....wow. This is....SPECTACULAR.
LOL!
When I saw Ingrid Betancourt on CNN Espanol, I could not stop crying. What a story. This woman deserves a Nobel Peace prize.
God bless her and the others held for so long, as well as their families.
And ot those still being held.
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MK, I'm not judging, but you should read the real news SOMETIMES. Wino and her ice pops will still be here when you get back.
I thought that was Angie Jolie in the still. Imagine my joy when I realized it was the much hotter La Pequena.
From the video still, I thought that was Angelina Jolie. Until I read that it was actually La Pequeña. Well, in her favour... she has the very same acting skills as Angelina Jolie. Both are so Oscar-winning material.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
That grill looks like ten miles of road construction.
Brush, floss and swish people!
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Dick happens! - MK
OK, so I would have to watch a few more times to get the entire dialog, but it mostly says,
"I'm Ingrid Betancort. I was imprisoned by FARC in the jungle for a long time. But now I'm free! Free!! FREE! Long live Liberty. I don't like the jungle, it was bad for my health. I had to make friends with animals (holds grasshopper)."
It ends with La Pequena saying "Hugo Chavez, don't lie." to a photo of Hugo Chavez.
Even more fascinating is the plight of Betancourt's campaign manager, Clara Rojas. She was kidnapped along with Betancourt. While in captivity, Rojas was raped repeatedly by several of her captors. She conceived and gave birth to a boy, who was immediately taken away from her. Eventally, Rojas was set free and reunited with her son. Can you imagine?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 6, 2008 - 11:06am.
I can already see her walking the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, dressed in a designer gown from a resale shop (okay..only the top half), licking an ice cream cone, and wearing lucite heels. A combination sure to increase her fan base.
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Same, Socky. I was thinking - soon s/he's gonna be some kinda celebrity and I won't be able to love it anymore:( But I learned something new today and that's always a good thing!
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La Pequena strikes again! Viva La Pequena!
I can already see her walking the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, dressed in a designer gown from a resale shop (okay..only the top half), licking an ice cream cone, and wearing lucite heels. A combination sure to increase her fan base.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
The grasshopper scene? Amazing. Clearing using the chiaroscuro techniques here and there, a couple of nods to D.W. Griffith's "Intolerance", and even some Eisenstein's "Battleship Potemkin"....wow. This is....SPECTACULAR.
But seriously, I love La Pequena.
Bring this midget and his act to Broadway ASAP!!!
They need some new and exciting shit like this....This is too funny for words even though I can't understand a goddam thing he is saying.
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Can we please discuss the scene where La Pequena was stroking a giant grasshopper??? Amazing.
@ 0.32/33 on the vid, La Pequeña, is refering to this image of Ingrid.
http://www.4ingrid.com/images/Ingrid23102007.jpg
I've been following her story on the news. It was so touching when she was reuinted with her children.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
The rescue of Ingrid Betancourt along with 3 American hostages was the biggest news this week.
La Pequena is a h.a.m. LOL
Mini-me is really going to have to "step-up" to beat this one.
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AMAZING. Someone must translate the Oscar-winning script.
With that outfit, I thought that was Shit Laboeuf in the new Indiana Jones film for a second.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I heart La Pequena!
Crikey! I was waiting for a crocodile to devour the little bitch!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I think I'm more upset about the Hillary Duff soundtrack...and it almost sounds like a faker more high-pitched version of her...which is obviously terrible.
SOy libre!! Libre!!! And the Hugo Chavez stay away from this. Is so funny. Best video of la Peque;a.....till now.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
The close-up of those teefs Yikes!
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She'll win the Oscar for Best Short Film.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
La Pequeña never fails to disappoint.