When Vadge Kissed Fishsticks
Excerpts from Christopher Ciccone's tell-all on his sister Madonna are slowly being leaked. The book is supposed to be filled with "explosive" shit from Vadge's life, but so far it sounds about as explosive as a boiled carrot.
So far, the only interesting story is about Vadge and Fishsticks Paltrow tongue fucking at a party. According to Christopher, Vadge was dancing on top of a table at Donatella Versace's New Year's Eve party when she dragged Fishy up to join her. Suddenly, Vadge grabbed Fishy and kissed her on the mouth. Puke city! I'm sorry, but I do not like dried-up raisins with my fishsticks.
It's surprising that Fishsticks didn't end up in the emergency room. Vadge's buff ass tongue probably knocked half of Fishy's teefs out of her mouth. Seriously, Vadge's tongue could beat Floyd Mayweather, Jr. in a boxing match.
good for her
she does what the hell she wants. its more than i can say for most of us.
i hope theres more good shit in that book.
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Madge looks like a botoxed soccer mom who had too many cosmos.
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"
It isn't shocking for ANY female to kiss another female. Madonna = has-been.
Vadge has always been a hag to me
*yawn* who hasn't Madonna tongued down?
except for Xtina, everyone forgets about Xtina lol
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
They both have belly bloat in these pictures. I'm going to take a wild stab at it and guess they had the Hummus. Gas and sexy times don't mix.
Actually---I like Madonna. It's that Paltrow Woman that creeps me out with her humorless expressions and arrogrance. Even Kathy Griffin says so.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
That's Vadge's standard 'I'm so shocking" act isn't it? Like two 16 year olds at a frat party.
I know Vadge works out and shit to get all toned and buff but, honestly, in that picture she looks like a plucked chicken. I guess together with Fishy they would make a Fish & Chicken Combo.
Fishsticks lookin' a little porky in that photo. Must have been before she went ano.
isnt that the dress demi moore wore in indecent proposal?
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
yawn...zzzzzzzz... She's become one of those people who swears she's "hip" but everyone in the neighborhood just shakes their heads and laughs behind her back.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 6, 2008 - 5:11pm.
bet Vadge's relationship with Lourdes is like Ab Fab's Eddie and Saffy's. Vadge reeks of overpampered famewhore in fullblown panic about getting old. She'll be trying to hang with the twentysomethings at eightysomething.
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I see a lot of very expensive man candy & pillow biting sex in her future. For a couple of bucks & a nice ride, they'll ignore the veiny arms, falling face & wrinkly neck.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by lizardo911 on July 6, 2008 - 4:57pm.
What the fuck is wrong with her arm? Does anyone else see that?
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I was trying very hard NOT to, thanks?
bet Vadge's relationship with Lourdes is like Ab Fab's Eddie and Saffy's. Vadge reeks of overpampered famewhore in fullblown panic about getting old. She'll be trying to hang with the twentysomethings at eightysomething.
What the fuck is wrong with her arm? Does anyone else see that?
I honestly never understood how that woman was considered "sexy"
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Time destroys everything
The old bloomers wearing hag - desperate to stay relevant....would willingly stick her tongue down a corpse's mouth and make that pic her album cover.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Good for her. Make out with chicks. Just not your brother.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Who what? Not shocking at all. Girl on girl kissing is so trite. Time to take it up a notch Vadge. Now if he said he walked in and caught Madonna with her tongue in Fishsticks p***y then that'd be some juicy shi*.
The really shocking part in the book is the part where she shows class and dignity. Oh wait, that was "Marley and Me". Nevermind.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Grim. I've always found something really gross about people who snog their friends. All my friends used to do it at college and it would just make me think blurgh! To me snogging is far too sexual a thing to do a mate. I think there's something quite odd about women who are friends and occasionally snog each other. I just don't get it. I think if you fancy each other, have a shag, if you don't just be friends. What is with the snogging at parties thing?
I fucking hate Madonna and all of her very mundane reincarnations which she markets as "SHOCKING". And unfortunately the media always buys into it and gives her exactly what she wants. She's such a vapid husk of a human.
This is the best he can do?
I suggest he start LYING like *now*
Vadge sticks tootsie rolls up her holes!
SOMETHING!
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B-oooo-ooooo-oooo--oooohhhhhhhhh-ring!
Is that all Mr. Cicconne has on his sister?
whatever!
Norma Fookin Desmond, scary scary scary
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Lourdes is going to be so humiliated when she realizes what her mother has done in her life...if she doesn;t already know.
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That's why she doesn't wax the unibrow. She's obviously hoping it will grow to cover her entire face.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
OK, this is OLD news. J. Randy Taraborelli wrote Madonna: An Intimate Biography released in 2001. In that book, he wrote about Vadge kissing Fishsticks. It's on page 325 of the hardcover version. I thought her brother's book was supposed to contain shocking NEW accounts of her life. If this is just recycled old news, I'll be disappointed!
Lourdes is going to be so humiliated when she realizes what her mother has done in her life...if she doesn;t already know.
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
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Nice wonk.
Nothing surprises me anymore where Madonna is concerned. How embarrassing it must be to have her as a mother.
Haha - that would be the stinkiest trout fish kiss ever in the history of kissing. Yuck.
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Poor Fishsticks. She's probably scarred for life
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 12:59am.
I also love that other trashy movie ""The Valley Of The Dolls'' Watching Patty Duke playing a crackhead was so awesome! I love that flick!
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Madaonna has done it all. Nothing shocks me about any of her behavior....ummm... maybe if she made a relationship work. Well, that would be a little stunning.
(Miso, I love 9 Cheekweed Lane too! Am all caught up in the drama of the breakups!)
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Submitted by miso-horny on July 6, 2008 - 11:54am.
Well she has the fake accent down already, so when will she start wearing the ''granny turban'' lol?
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I'm waiting for Guy to be floating in the pool...face down!
The turban? Wouldn't put it past the wonky-eyed bitch to wear it for the "sweet & sticky" tour. Bleah.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 7, 2008 - 12:51am.
Well she has the fake accent down already, so when will she start wearing the ''granny turban'' lol?
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Could Vadge look more like an ass? "Pick-up-sticks" Paltrow looks embarrased being with her.
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Vadge is wonking at us!! WONK WONK wonkers coming!!watchout waterworks wheel of wonkavision.
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Submitted by miso-horny on July 6, 2008 - 11:48am.
Is it me or does Vadge have a ''Sunset Boulevard'' vibe about her?
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Yes! Norma Desmond! I'm waiting for her to throw her freaky arm up in the air and stare wide-eyed & intently into the camera before she speaks. Creepy bitch! lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Who knows where that tongue has been? It could have even "tossed Dennis Rodman's salad."!!!!
YUCH!!! She is a small step above the skank that is Pamela Anderson. Two has been whores-Madonna with more money and just a little more class.
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Two drunk girls kissing each other at a party. Shocking.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Is it me or does Vadge have a ''Sunset Boulevard'' vibe about her?
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Nothing shocking about that. Hasn't Vadge inserted her tongue in about half of the womens mouths in Hollywood? Her tongue is worse than Tommy Lee's peen. Probably has the same amount of STD's that he has had!