Inside Dreamboat's Crack Den
If that isn't a pussy in distress, I don't know what it is. Pussy with "suicide face" is a sad sight to see! Anycrackie, The Sun takes us into the immaculate and stunning crack den of Dreamboat Doherty! I'm sure there was a bidding war with Elle Decor for these gorgeous photos. I especially love the blood-stained walls in his state-of-the-art kitchen. That was a cozy touch and I'm sure interior decorators everywhere are going to copy his style.
Dreamy's bedroom is just as charming. I'm sure the whores on CSI would have a fucking field day with that bed. That bed will make even the toughest black light explode into a million pieces.
Don't be jealous while going through the photos of Dreamy's crack den. I'm sure it took a lot of crack smoking and heroin snorting for Dreamy's den to look that filthy gorgeous. Also, don't let Blaaaake see the picture of Dreamboat riding Amy Wino!!!
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That house is the epitome of crackhead chic:
lots of 'things' lying around with nothing seen through to completion.
We need a rockschlampe to decipher the words on that dry erase free-base board!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 10:05am.
And waste good alcohol?!
Turn in your dlisted passport immediately.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
You know he's got that pussy in a chokehold.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 6, 2008 - 1:18pm.
And if they put peanut butter between the horse's cheeks and gums, he can act as Petey's translator.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 1:13pm.
That horse probably has a contact high going, since there only about 7 layers of cloth and leather between it's skin and Petey's
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Once Petey slithered off the saddle, the horse's hair fell off in chunks. Poor horsey!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Holy Fuck! Where's Niecy Nash from "Clean House" when you need her? Disgusting..I can smell the crack stinky from here. Bleah. *nauseous* *running to the loo*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 1:08pm.
That horse probably has a contact high going, since there only about 7 layers of cloth and leather between it's skin and Petey's.
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Is it just my imagination, or does that cat look like he has the shakes?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
That horse looks super nervous about having a crackhead on his back.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 6, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Gee thanks Pete for making me do housework on a Sunday morning instead of drinking Ceasars.
Asswipe.
Question: Had a skunk spray the side of the house...but the smell is inside...how do I get rid of the stench?
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Splash those Ceasars all over the walls!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 6, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Question: Had a skunk spray the side of the house...but the smell is inside...how do I get rid of the stench?
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Relocate.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Gee thanks Pete for making me do housework on a Sunday morning instead of drinking Ceasars.
Asswipe.
Question: Had a skunk spray the side of the house...but the smell is inside...how do I get rid of the stench?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
That saddle will need to be burned!!!
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Ask me about my very large penis and inability to maintain a long-term relationship.
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THE CAT AND THE HORSE DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS CRACKMESS ITS SO NOT FAIR FOR THEM
Ahhaha beegirl,
Only a very organized crackie puts "snort something" on his To Do list. I have to give him credit for that.
Shoot me if I ever end up like that. He could have had a nice life but he chose this one instead.
That's no dry erase board. That's his wall.
That place is hideous. It's not even the grossness that is the only problem, but the sheer hideousness. Maybe I'll go into Crack Glamour Interior Design, and start with Dreamboat and Wino's places. Just shape up the crack dens a bit.
Did anyone notice the dryerase board has "snort something" written on it? Lord above, someone help this sad sack of humanity, or at least help the pussys.
His meth addict friends scrub the place everyday while they hang out....no wonder it's clean.
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you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
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angel, it'll take more than Aubrey. They'll be calling a Homeland Security hazmat team when I move out.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
BITCHES AT PETA BETTER HANDLE HIS CASE RIGHT NOW
LOL! Mr.Prez....
Maybe Aubrey will come and clean it for you! Just as soon as she's done with her 15 minutes, k?
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His apartment is cleaner than mine. *Hangs head in shame*
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Meh. I've seen way worse pothead homes. And most of the crackheads I know (who aren't business men) don't even HAVE homes. And, actually, the WORST home I've ever seen is held by a man who doesn't even drink let alone do drugs.
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His crack den looks pretty clean for a crack den
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Even I feel sorry for that cat and I don't even like cats.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
i'm a poor college student and i live better than this. i wonder if kate moss put up with this shit? she prolly didn't mind it at all.
He should NEVER be allowed near any animal.
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