Sunday, July 6th 2008

Bad Richie

Nicole Richie got bitchie (I know, I had to) early this morning outside of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. TMZ reports that Nicole and some other skeezer got into it at the valet stand around 1 this morning. Apparently, Nicole got so wild that security was called in to take her hood rat ass off hotel property. Awww...Nicole still has it! Sad Clown Baby hasn't changed her.

The pictures of Nicole in the green dress and rhinestone belt on her head were taken inside the Hard Rock Hotel last night. She partied with her man, the rest of Good Charlotte and Carey Hart.

Bless Nicole's midget heart for trying to get all rough and shit. That's like when a chihuahua starts yapping at your ass thinking it's tough shit. You just have to sigh and laugh a little on the inside. It's endearing!

Here's also some pictures of bad ass Nicole on the Fourth of July in Malibu with some dick bag in neon sunglasses.

Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


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DreamyAguileraEyes on July 6, 2008 - 4:42pm

- Maybe, idk. *shrugs*

How ya' feelin' cute girl?
I'm surprised and impressed your on here today....

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 6, 2008 - 9:26pm.

Eureka!, I know, she doesn't have her own LOON!

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You have to be a special kind of somebody to attract loons & Nicole is a nobody and thus attracts no one.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 6, 2008 - 4:36pm.

Submitted by Leatherette on July 6, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by BlueOrchid on July 6, 2008 - 12:44pm.
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I guess I'll just console myself with the hate I have for all those other ho's and accept that I can't properly hate on this ho...I'm sure if I met the little bitch I could hate her, but as much as I am mystified by my lack of hate for her, I have no desire to meet the ho even if it would cure my curious hatelessness...
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On the positive, hating on this bag of bones would be a total waste of prey-stalking skills. I suppose you could use her bones as floss, but no meat to make up for the expenditure of calories you'll burn just pouncing on her no-ass.

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Submitted by Leatherette on July 6, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by BlueOrchid on July 6, 2008 - 12:44pm.
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I guess I'll just console myself with the hate I have for all those other ho's and accept that I can't properly hate on this ho...I'm sure if I met the little bitch I could hate her, but as much as I am mystified by my lack of hate for her, I have no desire to meet the ho even if it would cure my curious hatelessness...

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 6, 2008 - 2:50pm.

Submitted by BlueOrchid on July 6, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I can't help it, I still love the bitch.
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I feel your pain. I tried hating her several times and failed each and every time. I can't understand it. It's so easy for me to hate these skanks, but somehow this ho escapes my wrath!

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this froggie looking ano earns a gossip site pass from me just for out-famewhoring Paris Hilton without being as slimy.

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Well, she's not holding a cocktail.

Why can't I hate on her?

Eureka!, I know, she doesn't have her own LOON!

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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Submitted by BlueOrchid on July 6, 2008 - 3:06pm.

Submitted by Migraineuse on July 6, 2008 - 1:16pm.

So we can't have an opinion about someone without being shit on?

Nice.
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No you can't, Blue Orchid. So don't even dare mention that you might like dick, or sex in general, because her atrophied ovaries will explode all over ya ;)

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Is she seriously wearing panty hose in the second thumbnail?

London Bridge's picture

I'm still trying to figure out her appeal??

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Anyone willing to stick their hand in a cow's ass is okay in my book. lol
No, it's not, but who cares? *shrug*

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hey Migraine! I love this bitch! Can't for the life of me figure out why, when I know she is an evil bitch from Hell, but I love her......

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The last thing she needs is a kid

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OK, let's give the girl her due. It wasn't that long ago that she was one hot fat mess stuck to the bottom of Paris's shoe.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 6, 2008 - 1:50pm.

Heh, yeah exactly! She's entertaining, what can we say?

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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 6, 2008 - 1:16pm.

So we can't have an opinion about someone without being shit on?

Nice.

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hah i love the comment about the guy with the neon glasses he is a dick face for wearing those things... we don't need that part of the 80's back

EvilShoe's picture

Didn't Olivia Newton John do that head wrap thing like in the 80's? I hope its not coming back, along with roach clip feather accessories. Ugh

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Francine's picture

She always has that nasty sneer and is flaring her nostrils - I wouldn't let her near my blow.

Sandbitch's picture

The headband is more about Ritchie's funky frizzy hairline than fashion.

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Submitted by BlueOrchid on July 6, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I can't help it, I still love the bitch.
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I feel your pain. I tried hating her several times and failed each and every time. I can't understand it. It's so easy for me to hate these skanks, but somehow this ho escapes my wrath!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Looks like neon glasses dick bag's belly is trying to reach out and rub on her.

What cheap dump is she buying her clothes at?

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 6, 2008 - 1:18pm.

I could flick her like a booger.

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I wish you, or somebody else would.

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I stil like her but the thought of her throwing down makes me giggle.
I could flick her like a booger.
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Worthlessness reveals itself once again.

Maybe the people who ramble on about how much they like her/ what a poor little adopted rich girl she is will be inspired to STFU.

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I know the pics are blurry, but she looks like she's 15 in these images

Never question anything JL does, because you know that crazy Scieno rocker bitch will beat your ass if you do. Then she'll do one of her weird spandexy dances on it.

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So who is the guy rocking the Dollar Tree sunglasses???

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Lucky me:(

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O - it's the look. Urban Outfitter's just moved in down the street next to American Apparel. I now see about 50 headbands a day.

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Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 1:49pm.
The only person who can get away with the belt around the head thing is Juliette Lewis because she is legitimately crazy.
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Ain't that the truth! JL wears the headband and nobody questions the look. Then again..never question a crazy person.

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Nice to see Harlot's parents have matured....

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Zippy Hips's picture

I agree, the woman is a toothpick, who the hell does she think she is going to fight? Probably way too much alcohol.

yolie's picture

What is up with the celeb idiots and the Pocahontas look!? LAME!

boomsy's picture

She looks so much healthier since she had Harlow; I hope she doesn't lose anymore weight.

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I love her, and her sparkly hippie belt. It would honestly take A LOT for me not to like her. Like, she'd have to punch my mom and kill my cat or something.

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she wore the headband, waaaaay before Asslee and Lilo.

I love this bitch too, and I can't figure out why!

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She looks SOOOO happy...not.

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Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 1:49pm.

Very true, madam s. All the Juliette wannabes can't flaunt the crazy like she can.

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The only person who can get away with the belt around the head thing is Juliette Lewis because she is legitimately crazy.

TheBreakdown's picture

I love it when little pint-size bitches try to talk shit.

Someone could whistle and blow Nicole's anorexic ass from Las Vegas clear across to all the fires blazing through California.

Go home and take care of Harlot!

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feckless's picture

Not another retarded hippie headband. When will this fashion trend end?

big balls's picture

that crap over the head is tacky.. please stop prune face from promoting that shit..
i saw asshole simpson workin' that shit last week.. bad

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Me too:) I would love to see her chihuahua-like yapping too - she always makes me laugh.

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I can't help it, I still love the bitch.

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