Blaaake Isn't Going To Like This
The Crackie of Camden is a straight-up whore! Amy Wino was spotted bar-hopping with some new dirty dude last night. Can you blame these dudes? They are obviously charmed by her sexy crabhive. Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you'll see what I'm talking about. The carpet does match the drapes! Homegirl need to lift up her jeans and protect her crack bush. That's what the suspenders are for!
Earler in the night, the Rage of Wino returned! Some fan was camped outside her apartment, waiting to get pictures of her. When Wino got home, she wasn't in the mood and she attacked his ass by punching him in the jaw. Bitch missed her calling. She needs to quit the crack business and become an ultimate fighter.
Wino has been so angry lately. Someone really needs to spike the bitch's crack with a little Valerian. It might calm her crazy ass down.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 9:55pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sheeps I am digging furiously thru library for the greatest description of a vagina ever written. I will bore you with it as soon as I find it. I am a speed reader...NOT.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
What kind of a club? Night, sex, Sam's?
Submitted by madam s. on July 7, 2008 - 12:55am.
But I heard that you fart rainbows. We're all busy looking for the pot of gold.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV, lol.....
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Damn! Go Wino. She has to beat the hot dudes off with a stick. Who woulda thunk it? I need to get some crack scented cologne or something...
Submitted by devilgirl on July 7, 2008 - 12:53am.
Okay, ummmm, baby seal walks into a club...
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Team V.,
I love you and all. But do not insinuate such things. I do not f***. And if you knew me in real life you would know that I barely s***. When I do s***, I s*** adorable heart-shaped collectibles, sort of like Hummels. They are tiny and cute.
Please don't ever use me and "f***" in the same sentence again.
Love,
Me
Submitted by madam s. on July 7, 2008 - 12:52am.
You've either been to X17 or you're channelling M.E. in about half an hour.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 7, 2008 - 12:50am.
geezus, i didn't know i was getting reviewed!... the half hour of sobbing doesn't always happen!
night, d-a.. *kiss on the palm*.. stay longer next time!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Sure, sure, I know when I have crashed a party. I just came in dire need of some laughs. Sunday has been a slow post day. Naturally, the day I am in crisis!
Good night to whoever is going to bed in the next 10 minutes....
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 11:41pm.
angel_i,
She's such a gorgeous girl... there's still hope. We need a Dlisted intervention and to rid that girl of Blaaaaake for good. For starters.
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We should just send the mob after him. I'm hoping for her anyway...
At least I have a Mrs. K. lullaby as I sob into my pillow about it.
Night, All:)
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Team V.,
I've never done this before, but it seems like a fun game!
"GoodNNINGNTTE#%...FUKKIGGwhUResS!!!"
Submitted by madam s. on July 7, 2008 - 6:49am.
Sounds like a plan!
You could try Greece, they're pretty lax about things here too. They have a saying: "In Greece everything is illegal, but you can do whatever you want".
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by devilgirl on July 7, 2008 - 12:50am.
Do I know how to clear a board or what?
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It wasn't you, madam s. farted.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by ESE on July 7, 2008 - 12:44am.
hey, hey, hey!.. nobody asked you!LOL!... hi, d-a!
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Hmmm..*pouting*..Guess you don't want to know what I wrote about your performance in my weekly movie review column.
Off to bed. Goodnight, darlin'...
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Must be late over there. It's 8 AM here. Already sweltering.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Do I know how to clear a board or what?
Migraineuse and Mrs. K.,
I think between the three of us we can market "Bunny the Ball-Busting Bitch" across the globe (maybe we'll start in Thailand), but I visualize the New York Times Best Seller list as our goal.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 7, 2008 - 12:47am.
Nite, ME. For old times' sake, can you say goodnight like three more times?
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Hehe, with ever-decreasing legibility!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
One more thing, my loves...
When youre weary, feeling small,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
Im on your side. when times get rough
And friends just cant be found,
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
see ya, Mrs. K!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Nite Mrs K.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Nite, ME. For old times' sake, can you say goodnight like three more times?
Well PSL, I may even settle for being her. At least I would be drinking a frapp and unconcerned about my appearance.
OH? M.E. is going to bed? Yeah, um, er, well, I guess I'll go to bed, too.
Coincidence? You do the math.
SMOOCHES ALL!!
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Nite M.E.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Well Mrs.K, I think I am beyond help, but thanx for the offer. I swear, if I have to see Amy's pubes much longer, I am going to be near postal. Guess I could avoid the thumnail. It just jumps at me!
night, M.E.!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Submitted by madam s. on July 7, 2008 - 6:35am.
"Bunny The Ball-Busting Bitch" is either a kids' book, a porn, a self-help book, or a rabbit breeding book. All I know is someone is making money off of it.
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Why can't it be all of the above? It might not be legal anywhere but Thailand or Sweden though.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 6, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 12:38am.
i'm tellin' ya, Pudge better watch his ass, i'm movin' in!
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He loves me for the exact same reason you do.
Irish boys do love to drink!
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Night M.E.!
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Submitted by dead-actress on July 7, 2008 - 12:41am.
hey, hey, hey!.. nobody asked you!LOL!... hi, d-a!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 12:38am.
i'm tellin' ya, Pudge better watch his ass, i'm movin' in!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
OK, going to bed
yeah devilgirl, but I'll bet you still wouldn't want to be Britney...
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Submitted by devilgirl on July 6, 2008 - 9:41pm.
I wish I was Amy Winehouse right about now. That is how eff'd up my life is at the moment.
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How can we horz help you?
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 6:36am.
Eh, not much to tell. I live with my Greek BF in his apartment in Athens. His mom doesn't live here, she lives in an outlying suburb BUT she comes here every Sunday. She cleans the entire house, which I guess is good. She also cooks us a big meal - also good. But she speaks like three words of English and I only know about three words of Greek, so communication is difficult. Also, Greeks seem to shout rather than talking. It's a little unnerving. She's not the MIL from hell or anything like that, she actually seems friendly. It's just better for me to leave the house to her on Sundays. She sleeps on the couch in the living room, so I can't really go out and do stuff until she gets up and leaves or I'll feel bad about disturbing her.
This culture has been...interesting. Good food though. Gyros are fantastic. And cheap. Greeks like to stuff you with food. Even their airline does it.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
You hos are all drunk
Point? MMMhumah yep M.E. I have a veggie cleaner...I just also thinks it works well with fish.
o.t. fish
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by angel_i on July 7, 2008 - 12:39am.
I'm pretty sure she passes out and the hand drops halfway through the eyeliner process.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I wish I was Amy Winehouse right about now. That is how eff'd up my life is at the moment.
Submitted by ESE on July 7, 2008 - 12:35am.
with Clarisse?!.. i am shocked and appalled at your accusation!... you can't prove that was me in that video! that guy was wearing a leather zipper mask!LOL!
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Like any of us were looking at the leather zipper mask in order to identify that it was you.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
angel_i,
She's such a gorgeous girl... there's still hope. We need a Dlisted intervention and to rid that girl of Blaaaaake for good. For starters.
Or this one:
http://www.virginmedia.com/music/brits2008/best-of-the-brits.php?ssid=2
I wonder if she looks at these.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Mrs. K.,
You'll get your fucking 10%.
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LMAO!!!!
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 12:33am.
i know where you're comin' from... i suffer from drunk AND insomnia... well, maybe my way is a 'lil easier... tell her to make you breakfast, it's your house, damnit!LOL!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 6, 2008 - 9:35pm.
We will let bygones be bygones, my darling, however, just remember, my daddy owns a liquor store...in New Jersey.
Get my drift? Daddy knows people.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
OMG - this one's pretty too...she's so - untouched:
http://www.mediastorehouse.com/pictures_543621/Amy-Winehouse.html
I wonder, if you followed the time line, if you would find that that eyeliner got longer and longer the more fucked up she got....I guess I was already wondering that...
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Mrs. K.,
You'll get your fucking 10%.