Blaaake Isn't Going To Like This
The Crackie of Camden is a straight-up whore! Amy Wino was spotted bar-hopping with some new dirty dude last night. Can you blame these dudes? They are obviously charmed by her sexy crabhive. Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you'll see what I'm talking about. The carpet does match the drapes! Homegirl need to lift up her jeans and protect her crack bush. That's what the suspenders are for!
Earler in the night, the Rage of Wino returned! Some fan was camped outside her apartment, waiting to get pictures of her. When Wino got home, she wasn't in the mood and she attacked his ass by punching him in the jaw. Bitch missed her calling. She needs to quit the crack business and become an ultimate fighter.
Wino has been so angry lately. Someone really needs to spike the bitch's crack with a little Valerian. It might calm her crazy ass down.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 9:35pm.
"Bunny The Ball-Busting Bitch" is either a kids' book, a porn, a self-help book, or a rabbit breeding book. All I know is someone is making money off of it.
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I want my fuckin' 10%
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 6, 2008 - 9:33pm.
MIL?!?!!? Spill, girl. Do tell. Greek? Oy, almost as bad as Jewish mothers!!!!!
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
"Bunny The Ball-Busting Bitch" is either a kids' book, a porn, a self-help book, or a rabbit breeding book. All I know is someone is making money off of it.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 12:31am.
with Clarisse?!.. i am shocked and appalled at your accusation!... you can't prove that was me in that video! that guy was wearing a leather zipper mask!LOL!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 6, 2008 - 9:23pm.
P.S. I can't say anything on topic, because I still heart this ho. But there is no way I can justify her behavior. I still love her though.
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You ♥ Amy?!?!? I had no idea.
Eh, I do not even think about trying to justify her behavior. I love her just the way she is.
And I'm not even sure why. She had me at "No, no, no."
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 7, 2008 - 12:30am.
I'm gonna have nightmares about the garbage disposal machine. Again.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 7, 2008 - 6:28am.
You hos are all drunk...I'VE got insomnia and I'm sitting here waiting for my future mother-in-law to leave so I can get some breakfast. (She has a way of taking over the entire house and/or shouting at me in Greek that makes me uncomfortable). She spends every Sunday here but leaves in the morning.
I'm hungry. Dammit.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
parissucks...
Yeah.... that's it... I listened to Winehouse all weekend... sure...
No, really, usually I work 24/7 in the summer because that's when my deadlines are. But instead I went to see WallE at the movies (SO CUTE!), went to see Paula Poundstone perform (because I get tickets every year, plus she is great), went to the beach, and did a bunch of other shit which normal people do. Yea!!!
It WAS really fun. Now I'm back to work for a while.
EEG- You must have one of those adjustable heads on your sink knozele.......lucky grl.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 6, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 12:20am
Mrs. K!... howdy, dahlin'!.. haven't seen ya in a while!
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Muah *one cheek* MUAH *other cheek*
How come you didn't show up at your last tux fitting? You were with Clarisse, weren't you?
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 6:28am.
Jeez, if you only knew what a ball busting bitch I am IRL!!!!
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Bunny the Ball-Busting Bitch. Sounds like a comic book superhero.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
M.E.:
I can't wait to bring up your oral skills to you tomorrow.....lol
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
PS...Blow was great ten years ago when cleaning my house with a toothbrush and bleach was useful.
You grow up eventually.
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Woot, woot I Will bring the toys...(sshh it is a surprize)
My kitchen sink thinks i am hot shit thank you very much!
lol
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 9:24pm.
MrsK....did you come to chaperone, and make sure things don't get out of control? Keep an eye on M.E...... (wink)
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Hell, you can all fuck each other silly, I don't care...as long as I get to watch.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by madam s. on July 7, 2008 - 12:28am.
I also brought a pizza. Extra sausage.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 9:21pm.
AWWWWWWWWWW.... Now Mrs. K. is going to make us get all cutesy and lovey and happy!!!
That's what she does.
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Jeez, if you only knew what a ball busting bitch I am IRL!!!!
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 12:23am.
really and truly, i think on-topic went out the fuckin' window a while ago!... at this point i believe the B.A.C in this thread is astounding!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
*licking PSL clit*
WHAT???????????????
I aint doin nuttin wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team V.,
That is NOT my ass on the copier reproductions. Again. NOT my ass.
I think that sounds great madams. It also sounds like you really enjoyed yourself.....
....and you listened to Amy all weekend too? (making comment on topic)
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Hi, I'm here to fix the copier.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
This is off topic, but I did a whole bunch of fun silly things this 4th of July weekend (like miniature golf). And I watched "Watership Down" which was one of my favorites when I was a kid, reading-wise, and I forget how lovely and awesome the movie was! (I'm a nerd raised by hippies so I have no hope).
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 7, 2008 - 12:20am.
correction... i loved blow... Poe i still love!
i and your kitchen thank you!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
MrsK....did you come to chaperone, and make sure things don't get out of control? Keep an eye on M.E...... (wink)
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Submitted by EastEndGirl
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Are you and ME partying together by any chance?
I like the visuals, tho - I've been pretty pure and holy as of late, it's kinda boring.
ONT:Amy, Amy, Amy - get a clue, already.
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
:::shocky face::
My lap top really does have seizures. But I'd gladly do whatever emergency needed tohave a TV, ESE, EEG foursome..........
P.S. I can't say anything on topic, because I still heart this ho. But there is no way I can justify her behavior. I still love her though.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 12:20am
Mrs. K!... howdy, dahlin'!.. haven't seen ya in a while!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
AWWWWWWWWWW.... Now Mrs. K. is going to make us get all cutesy and lovey and happy!!!
That's what she does.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 7, 2008 - 5:52am.
It's like movies are polarized into the boring/literate/meaningful/slow camp and the fast/funny/trashy/violent camp.
Good movies/books don't have to be boring.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Oh crap ESE, I Love You Much....
You love blow and I love Poe...
Dancing around the kitchen much to my neighbours disgust.
Party Naked.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
"Drunkered Girl Hor" is my new band.
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 9:12pm.
madam s, ESE, eff u. I need to eff you bitches.
I am drunkered, so whatever i am trying to say....won't make sense so....you know I love you horz, so....why this matters, I DON;T EFEN KNOW, BUT........... i heart yoiu...
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Aw, even if you are drunk, M.E., that is sweet, and I think you really mean it.
I ♥ all you horz, too.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
M.E.,
I'm going to be honest... I've "effed" some of my way less "drunkered horz" girlfriends than you, so you're in luck. There are so many benefits to being a drunkered girl hor, I can't even tell you.
Sheeps,
Being perky has its benefits as well.
I had a hole post ......but my tourettetes effen 'puter effed it up...
Submitted by angel_i on July 7, 2008 - 12:10am.
wait, wait!... i'm the king of on-topic!... uumm... i don't care!.. HAHAHAHA... that one's for EEG!!LOL!!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
madam s, ESE, eff u. I need to eff you bitches.
I am drunkered, so whatever i am trying to say....won't make sense so....you know I love you horz, so....why this matters, I DON;T EFEN KNOW, BUT........... i heart yoiu...
O my ... I might be able to stop a couple of dogs from humping but I don't think I can stop and internet orgy. SOR-RAY, Topic Police!
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
M.E. whoa! lmao!
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 9:08pm.
I'm very perky.
ESE: Be sure to get the dressing on the side.
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 11:06pm.
I was satin sumpthin, then my laprop had a seizure
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Are you sure that wasn't you?
*whispers* you sound drunk - I'll say something on topic and then you say: Damn right! Then we won't get in trouble*/whispers*
So Sad. Poor Amy. She's fucked.
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
Ahhaha M.E.,
Stop! I'm sold already.
Jesus H. Christ.
Submitted by M.E. on July 7, 2008 - 12:08am.
for you... i'm always "up"
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Sheeps,
I love how easily you are "perked up". I'm such your girlfriend that hangs out with you after you're perked up.
ESE i need my salad tossed.....are you up?
PSL, I'd lick the kitty so good that you'd never gop back to dick.
AND I'M STRAIGHT!
i leave for 15 minutes and an orgy is brewing?!... *sigh*.. never an orgy member always the camera operator... wait, that is how the saying goes, right?
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Nite Boomsy. Stop putting viagra in the puppy chow.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.