Sunday, July 6th 2008

Blaaake Isn't Going To Like This

The Crackie of Camden is a straight-up whore! Amy Wino was spotted bar-hopping with some new dirty dude last night. Can you blame these dudes? They are obviously charmed by her sexy crabhive. Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you'll see what I'm talking about. The carpet does match the drapes! Homegirl need to lift up her jeans and protect her crack bush. That's what the suspenders are for!

Earler in the night, the Rage of Wino returned! Some fan was camped outside her apartment, waiting to get pictures of her. When Wino got home, she wasn't in the mood and she attacked his ass by punching him in the jaw. Bitch missed her calling. She needs to quit the crack business and become an ultimate fighter.

Wino has been so angry lately. Someone really needs to spike the bitch's crack with a little Valerian. It might calm her crazy ass down.

Posted by: Michael K


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I was satin sumpthin, then my laprop had a seizure

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M.E.....thanks for including me....I'm flattered...lol

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I'd like to think Wino's holding hand to face cause she got a whiff of the stench from her burning bush.

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

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Nite, boomsy...

And TV - You nasty! No wonder all those tweens hate you! ;p

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TV- you know I'm beyond easy when buzzard...PSL, and sheeps,. I'm up for an orgy.

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Aw.... the love on this site is so heartwarming...
I shall have sweet dreams tonite. Later, peeps; got work in the am.
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Furk you to Odin!

Your wildfire smoke is affecting the air here.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 8:55pm.
*shakes tits for TV*

*perking up*

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Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.

You kidding? I prefer that you're a drunk.

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*shakes tits for TV*

You don't mind that I'm a drunk??!?!?!?

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Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 11:48pm.

My dog pisses on my neighbor's dog's head everytime it comes over to the fence. And I poop on his stairs.
I hate that fucking guy.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 6, 2008 - 8:45pm.

The book was equally detailed; the movie was just faithful to the book. Give the book a shot--I bet you'd like it. It is arguably plodding but that's part of the point of it.

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 10:44pm.
LOL@TV; no, apparently this is an innate talent of his. He even has the nerve to lick my other dog's head when he's done (the one in my avi)
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LOL!

I couldn't walk my dogs together because they'd pee on each other's head if they got the chance. So rude!

More young Amy (OMG she IS young!) - scroll down - she really is SO lovely here!:
http://www.musicsnews.com/categories/Music-News/New-Releases/

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When the Devil Rays implode after the All Star break, the AL East will belong to the Red Sox.

On topic: Wino needs rehab.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 7, 2008 - 5:13am.

Just because the Sox and Yankees are tied in the 10th, some related soft porn from "Atonement": The moment itself was easy. They held their breath before the membrane parted, and when it did she turned away quickly, but made no sound--it seemed to be a point of pride.

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Makes me glad I deliberately avoided watching the movie on my flight to Athens. What parts of it I did catch were slow, tedious and pointless as all hell. What is it with some directors who think the trick to winning an Oscar is to make boring, pretentious movies? Sadly enough, sometimes it works.

The whole point of that film seems to be "Oh, look at how sexually repressive our society used to be and aren't we all much more enlightened now." Which might have been relevant in, say, the Seventies, but is utterly outdated now. Now our culture is so saturated with porn that the idea of any kind of sexual restraint, let alone repression, seems quaint.

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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

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SONOFABITCH!... two cigs left... feel like Wino at last call at an opium den(see, on-topic)... be back in a minute!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 8:39pm.

hahaha. Hey, the Dodgers are in 2d at .489.

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LOL@TV; no, apparently this is an innate talent of his. He even has the nerve to lick my other dog's head when he's done (the one in my avi)

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Icky poo; all the message boards I see say let them 'fight it out', as it's dominance thing, but I find it so repulsive I've just been squirting my little one with a water bottle so he'll stop. He's too short so he humps my bigger dog's head. *blech* Can't talk about it anymore; totally grosses me out.
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You didn't accidentally let him see the Verne Troyer sex tape, did you?

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Icky poo; all the message boards I see say let them 'fight it out',
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You funny:) The only time I had that issue, we also had a huge Alpha bitch who kept them in line - she couldn't put up with that shit either.

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boomsy, I'm with angel_i......water bottle or the can with coins in it? But that would bother your other dog too....hmmmm......

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you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 6, 2008 - 11:38pm.

Yup. Right in the thick of it.

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I was amused and repulsed all at the same time; had to share it with my husband, and he just laughed and laughed...

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Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 11:37pm.

trust me, you're loved.. i just like to see ya pout.. *pinching cheeks*... soo cute!

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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."

Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 8:35pm.

So they're only 9 games out of first?

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:severely angered face:::

I'm not loved.

*pouting*

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Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 10:34pm

I guess great minds think alike (which is a bit frightening, especially on this site) LOL
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Speaking of humping dogs, have you seen this classic?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VtMmTSHhlE
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Icky poo; all the message boards I see say let them 'fight it out', as it's dominance thing, but I find it so repulsive I've just been squirting my little one with a water bottle so he'll stop. He's too short so he humps my bigger dog's head. *blech* Can't talk about it anymore; totally grosses me out.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 6, 2008 - 11:33pm.

Except that the Yankees won tonight.

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Um, they're both neutered and male; now what?
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Hmm..interesting. I was afraid you were going to say that but I didn't see the TWO dogs coming....I think that's "dominance games". A spray bottle might fix it if you're really consistent.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 6, 2008 - 8:19pm.

Not a Yankees fan, and everyone and everything I know are in Boston, but the Sox are just like the Yankees these days.

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ok Sheeps, you ARE drinking heavily...that was gross! hehehe

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

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@ Sheeps: you dirty, dirty girl (guy?)

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 11:27pm.

You best just let him finish.
Or marry him, it worked on my ex.

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Um, they're both neutered and male; now what?

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Any dog owners out there who know how to stop your dog from humping?

Stop putting steak fat on your pussy?

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 11:27pm.

can't help ya, i got two cats, both female and fixed.. so if they start humping, i got bigger problems than you do!

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 10:27pm.
I do believe this has been one of the strangest threads to my recollection, but I do believe I need to add to it more, so here goes: Any dog owners out there who know how to stop your dog from humping?
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Castration.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ESE..well, well... I have a vajayjay, so....size doesn't matter here....

;o)

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 8:17pm.

And drinking heavily. Wait, that's like saying breathing, too.

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I do believe this has been one of the strangest threads to my recollection, but I do believe I need to add to it more, so here goes: Any dog owners out there who know how to stop your dog from humping?

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ESE- Tigerlilly is my mentor. She taught me all I know...and her feline inuitie is extensive........the student is always eager..........

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The evil Yankees win it. 5-4.

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Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 11:19pm.

that's only 'cause your picture's littler than Tigerlilly's... you don't fool me!LOL!

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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."

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On the baseball front...born aYankee....raised a A's.....where the hell is my loyalty????????/

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A hairy pussy always needs to be covered. If you are going to keep it hairy, then it is your responsibility to never subject anyone to the ugliness of it all! LOL! She and Brit need to hire the pussy police to patrol their hairy-ass, ugly-ass pussies! YUCK!

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ESE, PSL, my bites are more like nibbels, I don't take tasters/chunks, only little nibbles.......

I am gentle......most the time.

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Please tell me you're not a Yankee fan Sheeps.

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HEY FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! drunkered is as drunkered does tonight. I am getting my party on. exuse my mispellings....