Blaaake Isn't Going To Like This

Submitted by drunkbetty on July 6, 2008 - 3:22pm.

There is just so much going on here... Is she doing street card tricks for extra crack money? It's not the first recent photo of her doing her crack walk with a deck of cards in hand.
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It just so happens that Amy is a bridge champion, one of the finest bridge players in the UK. She carries the card around in order to co-mingle her soul with the soul of the cards, ya know, by osmosis, thereby inspiring her to play even better.
And if you read People Magazine you would know that.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be

I HAD to share this -

This is the greatest singer in the UK (If not world)

NSFE - Not Safe For Ears.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qR5JZcLbc&NR=1

The greatest singer in USA. (NSFE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3uTGpDFywk

Oh and no great singer list would be complete without, HER.
NSFE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzEH1GNA2U8

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Wouldn't ya notice if the guy walking next to you had pissed his pants? Wouldn't ya say something? Would ya at least not hold his hand? Even the back back is wet like he put it between his legs to try and hold it...

People are complaining about the sandals and the guy is rocking a serious wet spot coming and going.

Makes Amy and her tomfuckery look tame in comparison.

Disgusting pieces of rotting chum in a bucket.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam

Seriously, she needs an Adnan to get inside...

"Ninja style,
samuri (Storm the gates!)
Metal pole,
climb that shit (Storm the gates)
Climb into that mother-fucker
Now i'm climbin up,
up on the roof
I got cat-like reflexes"

☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆

Seriously, she needs an Adnan to get inside...

"Ninja style,
samuri (Storm the gates!)
Metal pole,
climb that shit (Storm the gates)
Climb into that mother-fucker
Now i'm climbin up,
up on the roof
I got cat-like reflexes"

☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆

I should be shot for clicking on that first thumbnail!!!

www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 5:55pm.

LMAO! That would make for a sad (but funny) by-line: Mini-Me Drowns in Bubble Bath...the Dirty Details by Ranae Whateverthefuckhernameis

Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 12:09pm.
For all of the many, many issues I have here the sandals on that dude are what have me most tightly curled in the fetal position. If I woke up and those were parked next to my bed I would be STRAIGHT off to AA and never again to let alcohol pass my lips.

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I heartily concur, madam. Ugly feet and mandals are automatically disqualified from EVER being anywhere in the vicinity of my bed!

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

drunkbetty, while I agree with a lot of your post, you should know that "Back To Black" is not the only CD she has released. She has one called "Frank" which was prior to "B to B".....

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 10:55pm.

TOTALLY OFF TOPIC:

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Oh.My. Gosh! lmao. Poor guy!

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

There is just so much going on here... Is she doing street card tricks for extra crack money? It's not the first recent photo of her doing her crack walk with a deck of cards in hand. The dude's mandals are out of control and unnecessary, guys in mandals are bad enough, but he's gone beyond. And the Crackie of Camden's bush shot is more than I can take... I seriously have to vomit now, that one needed a warning! I thought she was grounded, what happened? And is it OK to shag someone else as long as she's weaing Blaaake's barette/ pin thing? I love her work, it's sad to think that Back in Black may just be the only thing she ever releases- at least while alive, before the record company starts digging around for whatever she may have half worked on to be released post mortem, always a sure sell. It's very sad, as much as I would like to think I she's going to "get better" I seriously doubt she will, she's "crossed that line" although who knows, look at Richards and Burroughs... some junkies seem to be able to go the distance, I just can't see her doing it.

Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 6, 2008 - 6:16pm.

Yea, JK, narsty = the pinnacle of nastiness!

NARSTY Of, or concerning, the pinnacle of nastiness. Appallingly ugly lol that was a new one for me thanks

:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell

Submitted by Leatherette on July 6, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Alterna-Britney is just copying redneck Britney's cooch moves. But with hair...crabby out-of-control pubes, oooooo how alternative
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omg that's why i love my avie cause i think she looks like a britney wannabe in it. and at least brit brit had the decency to wax her shit when she PURPOUSLY showed the world her bidness

:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell

I have not only read your post PSL, I've spelled it out here on my coffee table with the Alphaghetti I'm having as I await the Red Sox - Yankees game.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Wino is one narsty-looking ho. She always looks dirty and greasy. She makes me positively queasy.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 6, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 6, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Whoever made her hair pin misspelled Blaaaake.
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LOL! Crakheds can't spel.

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You mean spell?

Hihihi, sorry, not to be cunty, but it was too funny.

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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!

hehehhehee guys! I could NOT resist posting that Mini Me statement!

Oh yeah, Mr Pres...you just love to gross us out! Did you read my post?

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

Submitted by VooDooVixen on July 6, 2008 - 5:59pm.
At least her pubes are very trimmed, and she isn't sporting a BeeHive Bush!!!!! See....there is a silver lining after all!!!!!!!
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Uh...sorry to disappoint, but I think we're just seeing the outer banks of her snatchal area. It probably gets thicker the further one travels into this dangerous terrain.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

At least her pubes are very trimmed, and she isn't sporting a BeeHive Bush!!!!! See....there is a silver lining after all!!!!!!!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

Sorry to gross you out PSL. It's just that she has more crabs down there than Chesapeake Bay.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Why's she keep carryin around those damn deck of cards. Does she do magic tricks at bars and for the finale pulls a rabbit out her broke ass hive.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 4:55pm.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC:

speaking of GROSS, LOL!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 5:46pm.
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Sorry. Okay, I'll stop. *holding breath* *dead faint* lol

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

TOTALLY OFF TOPIC:

the idiot who made the sex tape with Mini Me said this:

"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!' I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. The bath was only about 3ft deep but for someone of Verne's size it was like he'd fallen into the deep end of a swimming pool—and he CAN'T swim. I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn't believe I'd tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat."

hahahahhahahaa

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

Mr President, that was GROSS.

Sheeps, digging the Porn Name....(bow chicka bow)..when's the movie coming out?

Sockie, I know it is hard to put the fabric sheets down, especially during a Wino post, but get a hold of yourself!

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

Submitted by Sheeps on July 6, 2008 - 5:39pm.
My new porn name.
Hola Monquita!!
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"Divine Rod" as in a "Holy Fuck"!! Cause you know that peen is known to make angels sing, you sexy beast!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

I hope she wasn't dumb enough to agree to an open marriage with that stupid asshole. Both of them have fucked-up commitment issues. When Blaaaake the Gecko gets out, I bet he'll be asking her for a divorce in less than 6 months.

MK has the best talent for finding something you just never want to see, and then showing it to you.
I could have died happy not seeing wino crack cunt.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

Submitted by Mr. President on July 6, 2008 - 5:36pm.
I've never said hello to Sock before, so Hello Sockie. Here's a fabric softener sheet.
On topic: the poor bastard who eats Wino's snatch is going to need a mallet just to get through the crab shells.
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*grabbing dryer sheet* *jumping into hamper* We're now BFFF! Best Fake Friends Forever!! *closing lid*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 6, 2008 - 2:37pm.
like a divine rod

My new porn name.

Hola Monquita!!

I wonder..if a peen gets close to her snatchal area...does it veer away as if escaping death or disease - sort of like a divine rod?

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

I've never said hello to Sock before, so Hello Sockie. Here's a fabric softener sheet.

On topic: the poor bastard who eats Wino's snatch is going to need a mallet just to get through the crab shells.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Mr. President on July 6, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Whoever made her hair pin misspelled Blaaaake.
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LOL! Crakheds can't spel.
Hooked on Phonics works juuust fine for Amy.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Wino, I love your crazy crack-loving ass but hitting fans is NOT COOL.

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Whoever made her hair pin misspelled Blaaaake.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

why am I not surprised that there is an official Death Pool on Amy?

I give her until August or September......but I hope I am wrong, and she gets her shit together. (not happening, I know, I know)

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

Submitted by Mr. President on July 6, 2008 - 1:42pm.

If only it weren't crack.... Crack seems to have embalming-fluid-like qualities.

Sockie, my love♥

So every time you hold me
Hold me like this is the last time
Every time you kiss me
Kiss me like you'll never see me again
Every time you touch me
Touch me like this is the last time
Promise that you'll love me
Love me like you'll never see me again

-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be

I would bet $20 that if the dude is wearing skivvies, they have a huge skid-mark in them.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 6, 2008 - 4:40pm.
You are all a bunch of jellus haters
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*deep sniff of lavender scented dryer sheet to offset another dead faint* *covering eyes so as to not view Amy pics* I feel your pain, Mrs. Kravitz. *bashfully handing you a small bouquet of daisies* Me lurves you. *sock monkey hug & smooch*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

WHOS SHE TRYIN TO FOOL WITH THE BLAKE IN HER HAIR

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 6, 2008 - 4:38pm.

Crackhead love is a beautiful thing...in a smelly, sticky, stomach churning kind of way...
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Only way I can get on her snaily traily love train is if she gets with Pete Doherty. She won't, because she's not hardcore like that.

Sheeps, I already bet on July 2nd of this year, so no iPod Touch for me.

Here's my favorite "condolence" from the site:
NY Drummer 25th December , 2008
"You are most likely to die on X-mas day according to Federal criminal statistics. If she don't die, surely Santa will off her just because she is an ugly bitch."

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

You are all a bunch of jellus haters
♥♥♥
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be

Crackhead love is a beautiful thing...in a smelly, sticky, stomach churning kind of way...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

I think the most important thing to note in this photo is that she is giving us a hint at what her next recording will be. Obviously, she is doing a remake of the Stacey Q classic "Two of Hearts". Thanks Amy!! Can't wait! Crack on!

You can dive into the Winehouse death pool here and leave your pre-condolences:

http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com/

Awww...that's not a date, that's her poker buddy. She's just out looking for a good game of cards. Brought her own deck, too.

Two packs of smokes, suspenders, a stain on her inner thigh of her left leg, a "shirt" with the back ghetto knot, the shoes, gross, a caplet/sweater deal, one dude punched in the jaw, another dude having to try and explain his presence and the photo's and the Jesus sandals and she's supposed to be grounded.

If I start about the lack of muff maintenance, I will throw up.

She's a vision.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"