Vadge Isn't Getting Divorced, But A-Rod Is
The never-ending drama known as Vadge's marriage crisis is still going on. Vadge issued another statement denying she's getting divorced or doing fuckey fuckey times with A-Rod.
The statement released to People went a little like this: "My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”
What she meant to say was, "I told my husband I am not ready to divorce until after my tour. I am not romantically involved with A-Rod, but our buff genitals have wrestled a few times." Vadge's roid-vagina will win every time.
It doesn't stop there, A-Rod's she-hulk wifey, Cynthia Rodriguez, will file divorce papers in Miami today. Cynthia claims A-Rod and Vadge are indeed bumping muscles and that they continue to.
Cynthia's lawyer told TMZ that there's a pre-nup in place, but he stills expects a huge settlement. He also believes she will get primary custody of their kiddies. Vadge will not be named in divorce papers, but Cynthia said A-Rod's affair was a major reason why their marriage went bust.
She claims she's the victim of total emotional abandonment. Her lawyer went on to say, "A-Rod may be an All-Star baseball player, but he's flunked the All-Star team as far as marriage is concerned." That lawyer! Such a fucking comedian. If this whole "law thing" doesn't work out, he should audition for a spot on the Queens of Comedy tour.
BLAH! Are they going to settle this with a cage fight or what? If not, I'm just going to roll my eyes at all this nonsense and go eat a Toaster Strudel.
Look at this photo! His wife looks as though she would jump out of her skin if he touched her. She's crossing her hands in a very awkward manner. I think most wives would put a hand on her husbands knee (atleast). She appears cold. I know he's a lying cheating scuz and maybe she's not a barrel of laughs to live with either. I'd never condone cheating - no one deserves that - but her body language screams " marriage over". Maybe all the infidelities have left her distant and removed from him emotionally. A photo speaks a thousand words.
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Why is he wearing opaque stockings?
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Seattlites used to call him Gay-Rod. Are we sure his muscular wifey is really a girl? I mean, sure she had kids but there's always the pillow baby. Meanwhile, I don't know who I feel sorrier for - ARod or Vadge. Probly ARod.
eww... can't think of anything worse than a combination of vadge and gayrod.
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Submitted by Keane on July 7, 2008 - 11:29am.
I'm frankly amazed that Madonna can still pull. How many men really fancy granny-faced body builders?
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LMAO!
Obviously there are people out there impressed with hitting the Vadge. C-Hulk shouldn't act so surprised since her hubby has been cheating on her for years. She should just take his money and STFU. I have no pity for her.
Vadge's men are getting fuglier by the decade!
At this rate, I expect a sex-tape with Mini-Me by the time she hits 60!
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"Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 7, 2008 - 9:21am."
No way. Think about it. Some may be faithful sure, but most of them run around - you just dont hear about it. And think about how much cash and hot pussy these guys get thrown at them on a daily basis, plus they're on the road all the time, there's no stability in that sort of lifestyle and they get lonely. Same with rock stars. It would take a helluva guy to resist that sort of temptation and they're only human.
I'm not excusing their behavior at all, I think most of these guys just should be single and enjoy it while they've got it.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 7, 2008 - 8:21am.
Sorry darling, but I think YOU and your friends are in the MINORITY. Athletes, Rock Stars, Actors and Politicians.....have a very difficult time keeping their dick in their pants.......I'm not saying every one, but they tend more to cheat than to stay faithful.
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I'm frankly amazed that Madonna can still pull. How many men really fancy granny-faced body builders? I would have thought she's fishing in quite a small pond these days. I guess some men must still be impressed with her "celebrity". I'm not sure how else she's still luring them in. In other news, the thought of Madonna as a sexed-up singleton in her 50's is really too much for my stomach to take. Her attempts to remain sexy as she's nearing her pensionable years is already enough to induce the odd barf or two, but at least she was settled down with one man. The thought of her out on the pull in her purple leotard and leg-warmers with a face pulled further and further towards her ponytail is not one I can contemplate while attempting to digest. If there was ever a time for someone to grow old gracefully this is it!
Cynthia is really pretty and I am glad they are FINALLY getting a divorce. I mean she looks like she fuckin hates him in every picture.
And to whoever the fuck said 'what did she expect marrying a professional athlete" you are an ass. There are THOUSANDS of professional athletes who DONT cheat and who dont even care about cheating. Trust me I dated a NFL player and ALL of his friends were EXTREMELY faithful. Weather it was cuz of fear or love, either way in 2 years of dating I never saw scumbag shit going down. Dont generalize cuz A-Rod thinks he can get away with anything.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Mawy, yeah, i feel bad for her, but any woman who marries a Pro Athlete, and thinks they will be faithful is a fucking IDIOT.
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"I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez."-Madonna
What about the reports A-Rod was seen leaving her apartment in the wee hours of the morning?
I don't think Madonna's PR machine is going to undo the damage. And lying makes her look worse.
Nobody said you were romanically involved, Madonna, they said you were fucking him. Apples and oranges, babe. Both fruit, but they suuuure taste different.
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A Rod is such a piece of shit. Even though I probably shouldn't, I feel bad for Cynthia. All the money in the world can't make up for the fact that your husband is a lying piece of shit who will eff anything in a skirt. Poor girl probably thought she could have both money and love, and then he cheated on her again and again.....I really hate to see marriages end like this, no matter if they're rich or poor. It makes me lose the hope that I will ever find a man that is worth marrying. Hopefully the fact that the broad can bathe in hundred dollar bills will ease the pain.
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Madonna loves it when she can issue any statement about anything. It proves she is still worthwhile as a media whore. "I am not romantically involved with in any way with Alex Rodriguez" (which is rather oddly worded when you think about it); "It's Tuesday, Madonna claims"; whatever. Like she hasn't fucked the entire world. Who cares?
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LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
They had a pre-nup? She will still make out like a bandit. Big-time child support. And probably some alimony.
A Rod is a hottie. Sadly he's having a thing for muscular women. Yuck.
Damn! Look at that body language! Girlfriend does NOT look happy!
At least now she's working out, and very public about it. If I were her, I would have bottles of expensive vino shipped up to my room and drown my sorrows while in between romps with Lenny or whoever else I could get my hands on.
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Good to know you are more "relaxed" Stocky..is it ok if I call you that?
I always thought that being a baseball player was the best job ever. I guess it is but with things like this the whole virtue of the game is lost. In most sports its all about the money and women.
I just feel bad for the kids. A-Rod's and Madonna's. I am sure Madonna doesn't even let Lourdes use the internet so she can't google all the crap she has done.
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Well, it's very obvious from that picture. Once you've had tight, sinewy meemaw thighs, you never want to go back to a soft, plushie real woman.
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Don't trust a married guy without a wedding ring. (At least when he's not doing something that mandates taking it off, such as baseball.)
Madonna will do anything to stay relevant. If she thinks that the public hasn't already made a snap decision about her involvment and the state of her marriage, she hasn't learned a damn thing in thirty years of media whoring.
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Wait! A-Rod cheated??!? Vadge's marriage is a sham?!?!?! zzzzzzzzz
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angel...you are welcome. It seems its only you and me this morning on this thread. I am still a Yankees fan. :/
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Submitted by Paquita on July 7, 2008 - 7:56am.
angel, what kind of computer you've got? is it mac? or pc? tell me cause I could help you with the photoshop thing....hihi Or just let me do it for you
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It's a PC - and it's all good, actually - I just haven't been willing to shut everything down to install it yet - I recently re-installed my whole computer and it's been a bitch, lemme tell you.
I'm gonna put it on tonight, fersure, tho;p
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Come ON! Isn't this what celebrities really aspire to? The ability to create huge personal drama, file court papers and make press statements. I don't believe a word out of anyone's mouth these days.
Back in the day, Madonna's trials seemed real - they weren't all THAT dramatic. She was lucky, really, for being a fool for men-it got her attention. Maybe she helped teach the media how to run with her foolishness, who knows?
The woman is BUSINESS first and she's been watching how things work now. This is all Tour PR. Trust. All the drams will die down just as suddenly as it flared. It's disgusting.
PS.All that rage is not aimed at you Paquita - I just saw now that you'd posted:)
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angel, what kind of computer you've got? is it mac? or pc? tell me cause I could help you with the photoshop thing....hihi Or just let me do it for you
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Cynthia looks much better in this pic.
But I do believe A rod and Vadge are bumping uglies. Madonna is the queen of denial, even if she's holding a knife with blood with a body next to her, she's gonna say she had nothing to do with that and the media is playing her.
Oooooooo. THIS picture is gonna look WAY better!
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