This Isn't Going To Last
New boring couple alert! 20-year-old model Lily Cole was caught leaving Jude Law's pad in London yesterday morning after spending the night. What a slut! At least she doesn't have dried man chowder in her hair. That happened to me once and I had to tell everyone it was dried-up "cheap hair gel."
According to the Mirror, Lily has been boinking 35-year-old Jude for the past two weeks.
Last week, creepy-doll-faced Lily and bald-headed Jude went to a Radiohead concert together. A witness said they were surprised to see 5'10" Lily "towering over" Jude. I'm assuming Lily was wearing heels, because Jude is 5'10" himself. Jude is going to have to call up Tommy Girl to get the number for his platform shoe maker.
On Saturday night, the two were spotted having a romantic dinner. A witness said, "There was no blatant kissing but it was obvious they were more than just friends. Jude was being very affectionate and gazing into her eyes." Never trust someone who "gazes" into your eyes. The last dude that "gazed" into my eyes, ended up dognapping my pooch and throwing me out of a moving car. Those types can never be trusted.
Lily and Jude are going to last a quick minute. Jude is a mega man whore to the tenth degree. His heart shouldn't write checks that his dick can't cash! I'm not sure if that made any sense, but leave me alone! It's Monday fucking morning.
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Gingy's freak me out.
she looks like 'miss piggy'.
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Creepy doll-face! Bwahahahahahaha!
OUCH! SOMEone's got cokebloat.
What in the hell is wrong with her face? Does she have the mumps?
I agree. Michael K. should write a book. No, Michael is too big to write his own book. Michael K. should hire moi to write his memiors by cutting and pasting the best of "dlisted" into a nearly conhesive indigestible tome.
Ewwwwww. Lily Cole is VERY unfortunate looking, I don't care if she's a model.
I didn't know Jude Law was so short.
Well, if they are bumping uglies, they are a good looking couple, though that picture of Lily is TERRIBLE! She's a lovely girl.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
MK! I think it's time for you to pen some faux memoirs into a book of short stories where you're the main thread through extended celebrity blind-item type scenarios. I know your shit will be even funnier than David Sedaris' books.
SERIOUSLY. I will buy that shit in a heartbeat!
@viva ??where is your caption from??
OnT: My friends old boyfriend used to look like Jude Law. I hung out with them almost everyday and I think I mighthave heard him say 3 words in that time....his fuckablity went from sky high to a line on ths stockmarket during the depression after that!
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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!
I don't know what it is but I find Jude Law super super hot. Like makes me wanna bite my lip hot. I know he's a douche but my nan has a mind of it's own.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 9:53am.
Mrs.Kravitz,
It's next on my queue!!
Good yes?
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She's an unusual beauty, but her print ads in Vanity Fair and Vogue are quite striking.
Shows what make-up and airbrushing can do. They manage to make Kate Moss look not unattractive.
That's a special effects extraganza on the order of Industrial Light & Magic.
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I would so still do him, you know he's a freak in bed..he has that look. yum
Im glad im not a star cuz I just did the walk of shame last Friday......but im not a slut though!
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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!
That is not a girl, that is a giraffe.
Lily Cole: She looks like a six year old in lots of photos I've seen. That's a bit disturbing. But she does look beautiful in some of them.
Not classically beautiful, but I kind of love the more "interesting"-looking models. Like Alex Wek.
OMG! She is a creepy doll face! and I thought Sienna was bad
If Jude Law posted here, his siggie would be "Fuck 'em and forget 'em."
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Deb, that's really interesting!
Kinda like the cigarette tax in NYC.
Mrs.Kravitz,
It's next on my queue!!
Good yes?
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
She's actually quite pretty. She's got a different look.
http://www.stormmodels.com/images_models/3335/Lily_285.jpg
http://frillr.com/files/images/Lily%20Cole.preview.jpg
mike,
Ramona Quimby! Holy smokes, talk about nostalgia. I loved those books when I was little.
When are women going to finally realize that Jude Law will fuck anything with a pulse?
Pretty, ugly, un-kempt, un-douched..it matters not.
He just craves a moist hole.
Thank God some of us have taste.
The circle of STD's just expanded.
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Gas close to me is about 4.90 a gallon. But here is a tip, you can write off your gas bill on your taxes, if you have a home business. Any documented home business that requires you to use your car.
http://www.howtoadvice.com/WriteOffAuto
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I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold
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"Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 10:36am."
I checked with my mechanic and also asked 2 local dealerships that sell my car and all 3 said it was fine to put in regular, I just have to not let it get all the way empty and they said to bring it in once a year (which I do anyway) for engine maintenance to cleanup any extra buildup.
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Submitted by tonicbitch
mine too but it only sees the regular. mileage does not suffer, frankly i think it is a plot to make us buy more expensive gas.
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I watched In Bruges last night and I am officially a Colin Farrell fan.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
El B - I too am a sucker for the Northern accent, its very cute. But thats not enough to sell her to me - there are millions of other lasses out there who sound just the same. And as for the personality well, I've seen her interviewed and unfortunately would say: not much detected so far!
Unfortunately my car is *supposed* to only take premium gas, but lately I've been putting in regular.
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She looks like she has chromosome damage.
Gas in the Hamptons was up to $5.06 for premium. Granted, it's the most expensive gas station out there. Mr. Hekki likes to drive by it so he feels better about paying $4.50 and up everywhere else.
If you all really want an eye opener on gas pricing, look into how much you are paying in city, state, and federal taxes per gallon(Bold, Italicized/Underlined). This is usually posted on the pump but laws may be different by state.
This is why you can drive across the border of a state and pay less or more varying.
A--holes in DC/Your State/City Here should be working to give us us relief on their end.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Something about her look screams Ramona Quimby, but I'm doubting she has Ramona's wiliness.
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on July 7, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Earlier I stated that that MUST be a bad picture'cuz she ugly! After seeing your link, it is worse than I originally thought. She must have all types of personality. DAMN!
El B.,
$2.58 roughly. Last time i checked the British Pound was almost 2.00 USDs...which is another reason my UK trip this fall is OUT! =(
Stock Broker,
And he rides...i think i luvs you...
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
She has a unique look. Though too bad she's so dumb to do Jude Law.
Here's a You Tube video of her:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7JxwVs-0IxU
If Lily Cole's mouth gets any smaller she's going to have to start eating through a straw. Check it: http://www.flickr.com/photos/taketheatrain/2231809915/
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Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
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Damn, he is a man-whore. And he must hate himself, because after fucking it up with Sadie Frost he's just gone for the homeliest, nastiest, lowliest chicks.
She looks like she has been hit in the
face with a shovel. Seriously, he can't score some better looking poontang than this? Imagine rolling over (worse yet, hung over) and seeing THAT in the a.m. sans makeup. I think
I'd quit drinking if that happened.
Nah, who am I kidding? But I don't think even my blurriest beer goggles would get me in the sack with that. Dude needs to up his game, you show up sporting some dog on your arm and your pu$$y bank goes WAY down...think of how bad Harrison Ford looks post Calista Flockhart?
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I dont know where you are in Iowa, but I was in Iowa last weekend and gas was right around that. But get this, as soon as you cross the border into IL it goes up 20 cents a gallon. I shit you not, there was a gas station at the bridge near Savanna at $3.89 and as soon as you cross over, bam! $4.20. It makes no fucking sense! *grumbles* rant over.
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Model? Unless the picture is just plain terrible, I'm not that impressed.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 7, 2008 - 3:52pm.
El Bastardo ~ you need to get a motorcycle like me and drive it to work.
I do ride motorsickles, but tools, drills, cable etc???? No good, shame!
Keane, Agyness has personality, love her Northern accent!! :o)
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In my redneck part of the woods, gas is $4.00 a gal. I am going to start having to hoof it, gas is driving me to bankruptcy!
El Bastardo - oh no I don't rate Agyness Deyn either (especially considering that's not even her real name - how many top models use stage names? Pretentious!). I don't think her face is that remarkable - I think she mainly gets work because of her punky hair which makes her look trendier than most models. She's nowhere near as striking as someone like Natalia Vodianova for example. And that record she's released and her singing on it is totally lame - I'm embarrassed for her!
El Bastardo ~ you need to get a motorcycle like me and drive it to work.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
I went to visit family in Iowa and it was $3.85 a gallon.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Gas is $4.55 a gallon here.
Pfft.
Gas here is £1.30+/litre, someone work that into gallons!! Y'all are lucky!! Wished cars run on shit cos i'm full of it!
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Oops! I was going to say $3.95. It has been fluctuating between $3.84 and $3.99 for the last month in my little corner of the world.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make