Monday, July 7th 2008

Botox Baby Is Here!

Nicole Kidman popped out a goose-down pillow baby girl this morning in Nashville! People has confirmed the birth of Nicky and Keith Urban's botox baby. Awww....I wonder if she has her mommy's frozen forehead and her daddy's highlights?

No word on what they have named her. Keith probably wants to name her Grey Goose, but Nicky's boring ass isn't going to go for it. I think they should name her Tommy Girl. Tommy Girl Urban!

UPDATE: Nicky's spokeswhore told People that they named their new pillow Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. She weighed in at 6 lbs., 7.5 oz. SUNDAY ROSE?! That sounds like a cheap perfume my abuelita would've bought from Rite-Aid.

Congrats to Nicky, Keith and botox baby! Let's celebrate with a little Blondie:



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Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...

I think there is more to the babies name than we realise people ... after hearing news readers say Sunday Rose numerous times on TV today, I'm beginning to think they've actually named the baby SUNDAY ROAST. Which is a very traditional Australian ritual, have a Sunday roast. But here's where the plot thickens: Nic's BFF Naomi Watts first became famous in Oz for doing a commercial for lamb, where she turns down a date with Tom Cruise for her mum's SUNDAY ROAST instead. See where I'm going with this?! The name is just a twisted way to rub the fact that she has a baby in the face of Tom Cruise, her barrenless former missile. Those girls are venomous. Tommy girl has to be cut up over all this rejection.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on July 7, 2008 - 10:25pm.
According to People, Antonia and her mother flew in over the weekend ... so she was in Nashville to do the hard work of delivering the baby while Nicole smiles and acts happy. Keith was probably so stoned he didn't realize his Botoxed wife just took off the pillow strapped to her belly.
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According to People, Antonia and her mother flew in over the weekend ... so she was in Nashville to do the hard work of delivering the baby while Nicole smiles and acts happy. Keith was probably so stoned he didn't realize his Botoxed wife just took off the pillow strapped to her belly.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Then she should have named her Grace Sunday.
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But that would sound too much like a normal person - we can't have that.

I think celebs pick some names that are just weird enough that everyone won't copy them.

Suri, Shiloh, Apple, Kingston, etc. are strange enough that every dimwit won't use it. Unlike the explosion of Max, Ava, Grace, Jagger, etc.

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"Mark and Joanne. These are like your boring neighbors who call helllooo to you over the fence"

That was hilarious! I could totally see those dorky, boring neighbors. I wish we could all reveal our real names here, because I am dying to know them, but the crazies ruin it for us, sadly.

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I was going to be named Joanne. My dad won out though and I got a lovely French name.

If I was a boy I was going to be Mark.

Mark and Joanne. These are like your boring neighbors who call helllooo to you over the fence. BORING. My sisters got stuck with similarly boring names. Thank god my dad had some artistic flair.

However, Sunday is just stupid. The day of the week vibe only really works for Tuesday Weld and Wednesday Addams.

I expected something better of someone with a sister named Antonia. Great name.

Different and uncommon is nice, but day of the week, fruit, vegetable, something from the periodic table of elements, just lame.

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My name is unusual, but I never was made fun of for it and then when I got into high school, the whole hippie thing made a comeback so my name was considered really cool. I hated it when I was younger but now I love it.

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Thats a beautiful song ,That song was on the B side of "Heart of Glass. I got that 7" single for my birthday. Strange thing is I seem to remember that my vinyl also jumped at the exact same spot just after the key change at 0:59

She should have named her kid, "almond". Because? You know this poor chile will end up being nuts. :P

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 7, 2008 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Hekki on July 7, 2008 - 11:42am.
Nova: I have a black girl's name, too! (Well, it's a Muslim name my mother thought was pretty.) And I am as white as they come; blonde hair, blue eyes. I didn't really get teased that much in school about it.

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My mother once told me that she was originally going to name me "Chantal." It's a French name, but I'd never met any white chick with that name before.

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Hah. I was almost a Chantal too, apparently.

My parents are French and wanted to give their children traditional French names. I grew up with some strange mispronunciations and misspellings of my name in school, but, thankfully, I was never teased for it. I just got teased for everything else... :)

More on topic: Sunday Rose doesn't bother me much. I've got a high tolerance for the bizarre, I guess.

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Keith Urban looks kinda like Miley Cyrus's boyfriend\father.

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If she takes after Kidman the forehead was what weighed 6 pounds.The rest of the body was 7 and a half ounces.

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Submitted by . on July 7, 2008 - 11:42am.

Land shark? An eating machine?
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Submitted by Phoebe on July 7, 2008 - 12:23pm.
I bet it is after the "Sunday's child is full of grace" line, plus I think he has a song similar to that.
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Then she should have named her Grace Sunday.

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Sunday??? Huh?? I expected lot more from Kidman. Probably the milk has deluted her brain. Oh well, it's better than "Blanket" anyway.

What are those people thinking when giving such stoopid idiot names to their kids...(

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'I-only-just-escaped-Xenu' is a good name.
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I bet it is after the "Sunday's child is full of grace" line, plus I think he has a song similar to that.

I can't help it - she deserves to be happy, and it's not the worst name.

I was almost Florence.

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DID SHE NOT KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS, WHY CALL THE KID SUNDAY WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSEDLY BORN ON MONDAY?
I WILL FOREVER THINK OF IT AS THE BOTOX KID.

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I guess Tuesday Venus Fly-trap was already taken.

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Submitted by . on July 7, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Nicole gave birth already? She was hardly showing a baby bump! All I can do is tacitly gasp in shock and awe. Was the baby a weeble?

Am I the only one who turned into a land-whale when I was pregnant? Curses!!!!!

Nope me too- I was a flock of land whales held together by lard. But then I ate. Oh yes and was really pregnant. Still I am quite please for her- after being married to the mental midget she deserves happiness.
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Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by zomay on July 7, 2008 - 11:22am.
Spoiled I don't see a BIG difference between uncommon and unusual but hey it is not uncommon or unusual for me to disagree with people here on Dlisted.
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An uncommom name (i.e., to give a child born in 2008) would be Sylvia or Desdamona.
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Oh good Lord, my whole original point was that I read a study about unusual/uncommon names given to boys and girls and how it is different with each gender.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 2:38pm.

I turned into a land shark.

Land shark? An eating machine? I take "land whale" back, I'm with you on the land shark thing. I ate like there was no tomorrow. I think I ate enough for a small country at one point.

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Submitted by . on July 7, 2008 - 11:36am.

Am I the only one who turned into a land-whale when I was pregnant?

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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”

Nicole gave birth already? She was hardly showing a baby bump! All I can do is tacitly gasp in shock and awe. Was the baby a weeble?

Am I the only one who turned into a land-whale when I was pregnant? Curses!!!!!

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Submitted by zomay on July 7, 2008 - 11:22am.
Spoiled I don't see a BIG difference between uncommon and unusual but hey it is not uncommon or unusual for me to disagree with people here on Dlisted.
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An uncommom name (i.e., to give a child born in 2008) would be Sylvia or Desdamona.
An unusual name would be Moon Unit.

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Spoiled I don't see a BIG difference between uncommon and unusual but hey it is not uncommon or unusual for me to disagree with people here on Dlisted.

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Submitted by zomay - There was a study done on American names and children. Anyway it said that unusual names for girls (less common) helps them down the road to feel special. But unusual names for boys is not helpful. They feel like they don't fit in. Anyway who knows what the hell to believe.

There's a big difference between an "unusual" name and an "uncommon" one. To me, an "unusual" first name is ridiculous or bizarre, but an "uncommon" name is one we all know that just doesn't get overused. JMHO. :)

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Submitted by pomegranate on July 7, 2008 - 10:40am.
Mrs. Kravitz, I have not heard Prince's cover. Any good (dumb question, since we're discussing Prince!)?

Off to iTunes!
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I prefer it to Crow's version...but I think that Prince is God, so there ya go! :) And I do not like SC in general.
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Mrs. Kravitz, I have not heard Prince's cover. Any good (dumb question, since we're discussing Prince!)?

Off to iTunes!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 7, 2008 - 11:58am.
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As long as the sluts aren't naming their babies TheBreakdown, Jr. I think you're good!

I really like your name- and the spelling.

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Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on July 7, 2008 - 10:35am.

LMFAO, I CANNOT stop laughing, so funny, so blunt. I take it your name's Aretha?
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No. As others have said, if kids want to make fun of your name they will do it whether you are named Susan or Succatash.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Muddy,
Consider yourself now reported. Take your stalker self elsewhere.
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Muddy,
Consider yourself now reported. Take your stalker self elsewhere.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 12:24pm.
A kid in school called me Urethra. I got over it.

LMFAO, I CANNOT stop laughing, so funny, so blunt. I take it your name's Aretha?

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I also have a sort of black girl name, but I love it. Sunday Urban is RETARDED.

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I thought the name was kinda cute

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Submitted by Hekki on July 7, 2008 - 11:42am.
Nova: I have a black girl's name, too! (Well, it's a Muslim name my mother thought was pretty.) And I am as white as they come; blonde hair, blue eyes. I didn't really get teased that much in school about it.

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Submitted by Hekki on July 7, 2008 - 9:42am.
Nova: I have a black girl's name, too! (Well, it's a Muslim name my mother thought was pretty.) And I am as white as they come; blonde hair, blue eyes. I didn't really get teased that much in school about it
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Welcome to the club!! ;D lol....Yeah...I'm naturally blonde and green eyed...although my hair is red/black now..lol. Still...I got looks when i would say my name. Plus...my nickname started up a lot of "Tina Peena"...etc. Tina Weena...blah blah...anything to associate my name with a penis. lol. Dumb kids.

Glad I gave my boys normal names. I've got their back!!

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There was a study done on American names and children. Anyways it said that unusual names for girls (less common) helps them down the road to feel special. But unusual names for boys is not helpful. They feel like they don't fit in. Anyways who knows what the hell to believe.

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Zomay - no birthday yet, two more weeks, hence thanking the Lord I was late! LOL. But thanks!

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M.E.
Thank god my mother got into a fight with my grandmother before i was born, as i was to be named Daisy!!!

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I doubt that they were thinking of "Sunday Morning" (Velvet Underground). Hardly seems their style.

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In high school and middle school, no one I can think of was made fun of for their name except for Chester the Molester and that fit perfectly with that douche's personality. In my experience, people like unusual names.
Sunday is just straight up stupid, though.

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M.E. on July 7, 2008 - 9:56am.
Without revealing my real name. I thank the dear Lord that I was severly late! I was due on the 4th of July on in '76, my mother wanted to name me America and call me Amerie for short.

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Sunday Urban?

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I love my name, but growing up, I got it all.

Dristan!
Pissed-ON

among other things...

and now sluts are naming their children after me.

But Sunday?

Hell to the NAW!

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Without revealing my real name. I thank the dear Lord that I was severly late! I was due on the 4th of July on in '76, my mother wanted to name me America and call me Amerie for short.

Thank FUCKING GOD I was late and got a normal name.

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bourgie, you are also forgetting about cyber-bullying, which will be even more out of control, by the time these kids with stupid names are tweens......

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