Monday, July 7th 2008
Botox Baby Is Here!
Nicole Kidman popped out a goose-down pillow baby girl this morning in Nashville! People has confirmed the birth of Nicky and Keith Urban's botox baby. Awww....I wonder if she has her mommy's frozen forehead and her daddy's highlights?
No word on what they have named her. Keith probably wants to name her Grey Goose, but Nicky's boring ass isn't going to go for it. I think they should name her Tommy Girl. Tommy Girl Urban!
UPDATE: Nicky's spokeswhore told People that they named their new pillow Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. She weighed in at 6 lbs., 7.5 oz. SUNDAY ROSE?! That sounds like a cheap perfume my abuelita would've bought from Rite-Aid.
Congrats to Nicky, Keith and botox baby! Let's celebrate with a little Blondie:
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What CityBarbie said, too. It doesn't matter what your name is. If kids are going to torment you, having an unusual name is just icing on the cake. It also depends on how a kid handles the teasing.
Damn, Debbie Harry was gorgeous!
Nova: I have a black girl's name, too! (Well, it's a Muslim name my mother thought was pretty.) And I am as white as they come; blonde hair, blue eyes. I didn't really get teased that much in school about it.
But it's interesting to meet people face-to-face when they know my name but not what I look like. I had an unpronounceable Slavic maiden name and now it's a Jewish-sounding married name. Confuses the HELL out of people when they meet me. Tee hee hee.
Having a name like Sunday would have been a blessing.
Submitted by pomegranate on July 7, 2008 - 9:33am.
The first thing I thought of when I heard what Nic named her baby was Sheryl Crow's, "Every Day is a Winding Road".
"He's got a daughter he calls Easter
She was born on a Tuesday night"
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
While it's true that different names beg for abuse on the playground, kids w/ordinary names get it too (myself included - big time). If they want to taunt and bully, kids will FIND new names to call their victims. Common names only challenge them to be more creative.
Sunday Rose?!
Goddamn, and I thought the Hollywood baby names could not get more fuxored!!!
How rawng I was!
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The first thing I thought of when I heard what Nic named her baby was Sheryl Crow's, "Every Day is a Winding Road".
"He's got a daughter he calls Easter
She was born on a Tuesday night"
Anyhow, congrats to Nic and Keith! I have a soft spot for her, what can I say?! And Sunday's not as stupid a name as Apple, after all!
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 8:32am.
Hmm. Interesting. I grew up in CA and knew a lot of kids with weird hippie names of some sort, but I never ran into a white girl with a black girl's name.
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Pudge's brother, Tutti, is married to a very white girl named Yolanda.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 8:25am.
Fuck it. Just call her Smegma.
It's the word of the day today.
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We were discussing the word smegma at my July 4th BBQ
Quite edifying!
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 7, 2008 - 8:03am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 7:59am.
Another child who will get it's ass kicked in school. I swear, these people must have blacked out their childhoods. Kids can be MEAN.
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SO TRUE!! Kids were mean to me because of my name...so i would NEVER give my kid a name that could easily be turned into a taunt.
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A kid in school called me Urethra. I got over it.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Good for Nick! This baby's her's, weird name, recovering alchoholic dad and all. Tommy Girl can't take this child away from her, turn it into a robot and make it call her Nicole.
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True! She would always answer the telephone like she lived on an estate. "Bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking." But there name was Bucket and they lived in a modest home. So funny.
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puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold
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Sunday, born on Monday!! Bwha ha ha.
eh... Not that good.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 8:57am.
Still happy about Sunday's name. Could have been so much worse. (Moses anyone?)
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I like the name Moses...and Apple. Sunday, not so much.
One of the boys in my previous brood of imaginary children was named Moses. His brother was Solomon.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
"Sunday" isnt the best name but it couldve been way worse
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Submitted by zomay on July 7, 2008 - 10:59am.
Speaking of flower names, there was a show from England called 'Keeping up Appearences'. The sisters had flower names. Hyacinth, Daisy, Rose, and I think one sister was Violet, but she was never on screen. Anyways that show was funny.
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Ha! My mother loves that show. Is it Hyacinth who's the stuffy one? I love how their last name is pronounced "bucket," buy she insists on pronouncing it "bouquet."
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Submitted by bourgie on July 7, 2008 - 10:51am.
Please enough. I sense some people venting because they were probably beat up after school. I went to a school that expelled you for chewing gum. You don't get any further than that. The school was deadly serious about shit like that. If you wanted to fuck up and play bully or whatever, you did it somewhere else but it would be in the newspaper where it should be.
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Enough? You the comment police?
A school may be able to expel you for chewing gum, but they can't do a thing if you walk off school property and pop some trident in your mouth. Also, where do you live that they document childhood rough housing in the local paper?
And just for the record, I've always gone to public school and have never been roughed up by any kids with drug abusing parents...Or any kid in general, for that matter.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
So, Antonia finally popped out the Urban legend eh?
Migraineuse,
So happy that someone likes that show. I always felt bad for Hyacinth's husband and the Vicar! And I loved Daisy, her husband, and Rose. Great show.
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I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold
-Jill Scott
Let me just say i NEVER got beat up for my name, but teased a whole heck of a lot.
Sunday isnt a terrible name...its just going to catch some flack someday. Kids are cruel like that. PLUS...shes a Kidman Urban...theres flack that goes along with that too...lol.
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Somebody check the airline records for Antonia's flying to Nashville. Also, no Daddy Kidman delivery?
I like the baby's name.
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Submitted by zomay on July 7, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Big fan of Keeping Up Appearances, right here!
Violet did show up in, I think, season 4.
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Speaking of flower names, there was a show from England called 'Keeping up Appearences'. The sisters had flower names. Hyacinth, Daisy, Rose, and I think one sister was Violet, but she was never on screen. Anyways that show was funny.
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I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold
-Jill Scott
Still happy about Sunday's name. Could have been so much worse. (Moses anyone?)
Paris is a beautiful name on its own. When teamed with Hilton however she is a hotel. Self-fulfilling destiny was to be the slut she became. Paris Jackson does not get crap for the Paris part of her name. The Jackson part is going to be her downfall.
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yea your right, i dont like the name sunday because i got beat up at school. STFU!
i fucking dont like the name because its fucking stupid. now go eat your lunch all by yourself.
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
My Little Pony, is a pretty pony. Sunday Rose? Newest member of the Hasbro product line. Yikes & yowza!
Please enough. I sense some people venting because they were probably beat up after school. I went to a school that expelled you for chewing gum. You don't get any further than that. The school was deadly serious about shit like that. If you wanted to fuck up and play bully or whatever, you did it somewhere else but it would be in the newspaper where it should be.
OK I'm gonna have lunch now. I like the name Suday Rose. I would have made it more British like Sunday Primrose. cute.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 7, 2008 - 9:32am.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 11:26am.
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Yeh kids can be *so* cruel..Rumer was named after Rumer Godin, a celebrated English kids' author. I always thought that was just a tad pretentious of Bruce & Demi to name her that (Look at us! Look at us! We read! We're so special)
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It is pretentious, but not as much as "Paris". Which in and of itself could actually be a pretty name, but bitch has tainted it.
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Submitted by chasing windmills - Seeing this post makes me want to watch the Saturday Night Live Simon skit the Kidman did with Mike Myers. Simon was severaly ADD and chained to a playground jungle gym. Nicole played his also short attentioned friend.
Here's the video. (Myers character was named 'Phillip'):
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=2840
fuck. what is the world coming to with all these celb babies being born? these little fucktards are going to be the future of the world. *runs to get razor blade*
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
Submitted by chasing windmills on July 7, 2008 - 10:30am.
Seeing this post makes me want to watch the Saturday Night Live Simon skit the Kidman did with Mike Myers. Simon was severaly ADD and chained to a playground jungle gym. Nicole played his also short attentioned friend.
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I love that skit, although Mike Myers wasn't playing Simon...just some kid with ADD.
"This is where the milk comes for the babies!!!"
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Or Thursday Beebalm?
Never name your kids after days, months or seasons. Flowers should be avoided too, unless it's a family name.
Submitted by gina latina on July 7, 2008 - 10:29am.
Parisite has said she used to get made fun of in school b/c of her name. So sad!
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Yeah, I'm sure it was because of her name and not due to the fact that she's an utter douchebag. I'm certain her personality was just as dazzling back then as it is now...ahem.
Wonky can say whatever she wants to try and get people to feel sorry for her for being made fun of in high school...I'm sure she dished it out just as much as she took it, if not more.
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Awww! I like Nick. I am glad to see her happy after years of living with Tommy-gurl.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Yeah...it always feels weird when i meet a black person and tell them my name. They are always like WHAT?!?! That's a sisters name!!! lol. Then they tell me their name is like Wendy or something...lol...
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How about Friday Hydrangea? Wednesday Lobelia? Monday Chrysanthemum? Saturday Foxglove? Tuesday Snapdragon?
Rumer Godden was the author of some wonderful books. But yes, the name is more than a tad pretentious. Maybe if they had been British, like Godden herself, they would have gotten away with it. But no, they had to name their other kids Tallulah and Scout...
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Hmm. Interesting. I grew up in CA and knew a lot of kids with weird hippie names of some sort, but I never ran into a white girl with a black girl's name.
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Who cares what her name is, she'll never have any friends anyway. I want to know what colour child you get when you mix those two skintones
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 11:26am.
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Yeh kids can be *so* cruel..Rumer was named after Rumer Godin, a celebrated English kids' author. I always thought that was just a tad pretentious of Bruce & Demi to name her that (Look at us! Look at us! We read! We're so special)
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That was fast.
Nicole seemed like she was pregnant for 2 months while Gwen Stefani and Brangelina have been pregnant for 4 years.
Guess Botox speeds up the gestation period.
Congrats to Ice Queen & Prince Sun-In
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 8:19am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 7, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Now I want to know, too!
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Well...its not THAT bad...seriously. But i grew up in Washington state and the area i lived in was predominantly white. Even my schools only ever had like 1 or 2 black kids. So my name was considered super strange...but my mom thought it was pretty. Needless to say, I got teased a lot...even my nickname was turned into a taunt.
It's Tenisha....but SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;P
I was forced to have the nickname Tina...because no one in WA wanted to call me by my real name. LAME!! When i moved to Cali...everyone LOVED my name. :D
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Debbie Harry is QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE!
Seeing this post makes me want to watch the Saturday Night Live Simon skit the Kidman did with Mike Myers. Simon was severaly ADD and chained to a playground jungle gym. Nicole played his also short attentioned friend.
Did Ozzy's kids go to private schools? If so, there's all the proof you need.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
"Crappy drug addicted parents"? Let's not forget that Keith Urban is himself a recovering alcoholic and cocaine-addict.
P. S. I always assumed your name was Nova, NN.
PSL, you're totally right. I used to get tormented thanks to my unusual name (it's a Spanish name with a funny pronounciation in English). When I'd taken enough taunting I'd be the one throwing punches, so guess who ended up in detention?
Parisite has said she used to get made fun of in school b/c of her name. So sad!
NOT! >:)
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um, I went to an expensive private school and I can tell you for a FACT that kids are 1000x crueler than at public schools.
Sunday is a pretty boring name actually. But at least they didnt name her Rumor.
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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on July 7, 2008 - 11:09am.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 7, 2008 - 11:05am.
I guess they are over the moon
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Oh no, if I hear one more celeb couple's rep announce that, my head is going to implode.
I HATE that phrase! It's so overused.
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I know, right? Personally, I would prefer something like, "She screamed like a banshee and he passed out. All three are now resting comfortably and getting their hair and makeup done for their photo session with People". :)
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I know a girl named Sunday. I feel bad for her because now everyone is going to talk about what a horrible, mean, crazy name it is.