Monday, July 7th 2008
Botox Baby Is Here!
Nicole Kidman popped out a goose-down pillow baby girl this morning in Nashville! People has confirmed the birth of Nicky and Keith Urban's botox baby. Awww....I wonder if she has her mommy's frozen forehead and her daddy's highlights?
No word on what they have named her. Keith probably wants to name her Grey Goose, but Nicky's boring ass isn't going to go for it. I think they should name her Tommy Girl. Tommy Girl Urban!
UPDATE: Nicky's spokeswhore told People that they named their new pillow Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. She weighed in at 6 lbs., 7.5 oz. SUNDAY ROSE?! That sounds like a cheap perfume my abuelita would've bought from Rite-Aid.
Congrats to Nicky, Keith and botox baby! Let's celebrate with a little Blondie:
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 10:22am.
Submitted by bourgie on July 7, 2008 - 8:10am.
so they won't physically kick the shit out of them, just emotionally abuse the kid until it wants to kill itself. Just as bad.....kids can be MEAN.
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Exactly. All around the world, kids can be cruel...ESPECIALLY the bratty trust fund babies. And they may not kick your ass at school, in front of everyone; they'll do it secretly after school in an alley way on your way home.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Fuck it. Just call her Smegma.
It's the word of the day today.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by bourgie on July 7, 2008 - 8:10am.
so they won't physically kick the shit out of them, just emotionally abuse the kid until it wants to kill itself. Just as bad.....kids can be MEAN.
example: PARIS and NICOLE went to expensive Private Schools....you think they didn't torture anyone?
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
In my town there used to be a Realtor lady named Sundae Knight. Bitch was as dumb as her name.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
Best wishes to the happy couple.
If Britney (or Amy, for that matter)wants to be such a stoner she should really study up on Debbie Harry. Thanks, MK, for the rush.
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Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 7, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Now I want to know, too!
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I knew I was going to get addicted to commenting!
I'm happy for them! The name is bizarre, but haven't we been disappointed lately with the boring names? She's said she's waited/tried for this for so long, so it's nice to see this happen to a happy couple.
Submitted by bourgie on July 7, 2008 - 10:10am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 10:59am
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Oh please only if you go to some crappy american public school you will get beat up by kids with crappy drug addicted parents.
Her nickname will be Sunny and if she goes to a cool school with educated and well mannered kids, she will never have a problem. She already has the cool factor with who her parents are and her name. this is a name you would expect from parents who are artists.
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LOL, because children who go to expensive private schools don't have parents who are addicted to prescription drugs, or anything like that.
I've known well-educated kids who go to private schools who were worse hellions than any public school kid I've ever known. What makes you believe private schools breed well-mannered children?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on July 7, 2008 - 8:09am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 7, 2008 - 11:03am.
SO TRUE!! Kids were mean to me because of my name...so i would NEVER give my kid a name that could easily be turned into a taunt.
Okay now you HAVE to tell me what it is!
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HA!....well lets just say im a white girl with a black girls name.
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Sunday Rose? WTF! Ridiculous.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Sundays child if full of grace.
Hope as goes well for this family. Nicole Kidman finally has a baby, she deserves a little happiness.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Another horrid name. Surprise Surprise. Fuck do these idiots ever think about their child as they name them? Who the fuck wants to be named after The Sabbath Day? Idiots.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Keith Urban circa 1991: http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/features/magstories/071112/keith_u...
Nicole Kidman circa 1983:
http://www.jeak.com/photos/nicole_kidman_1983.jpg
[Shiver] This baby is doomed!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 10:59am
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Oh please only if you go to some crappy american public school you will get beat up by kids with crappy drug addicted parents.
Her nickname will be Sunny and if she goes to a cool school with educated and well mannered kids, she will never have a problem. She already has the cool factor with who her parents are and her name. this is a name you would expect from parents who are artists.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 7, 2008 - 11:05am.
I guess they are over the moon
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Oh no, if I hear one more celeb couple's rep announce that, my head is going to implode.
I HATE that phrase! It's so overused.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 7, 2008 - 11:03am.
SO TRUE!! Kids were mean to me because of my name...so i would NEVER give my kid a name that could easily be turned into a taunt.
Okay now you HAVE to tell me what it is!
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
Everyday is Like Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.
Easy Like Sunday Morning Rose Kidman Urban.
Sunday Bloody Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by KidL on July 7, 2008 - 5:03pm.
These celebrities who give their kids these weird-ass names should be forced to go a week using these names. I bet after the 100th time they are asked, 'Is that your real name?' or 'Are you kidding?' they will decide that going through life with a name like Apple, Sunday or Suri is really not cool or cute.
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I totally fucking agree. If celebrities love dipshit names, THEY should be forced to carry the burden of said name THEMSELVES, instead of fucking up their children. Like being a celebrity child isn't going to fuck them up enough already.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 7, 2008 - 9:59am.
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Arm and Sump Pitt.
sorry stooopid attacks come on at 10:21am (CST)
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
I think its a cute name, but my style is out there i guess.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
Submitted by loozer on July 7, 2008 - 10:04am.
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Bourbon Urban??? LMFAO!!!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
She could have sooo easily tied her present life to her previous life:
Urban, Cowboy
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I guess they are over the moon, and are now closerthanthis.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
If it was a boy, Irwin Urban would be nice.
How about Bourbon Urban?
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
They should've named the baby...ok, ready for this?.......seven!
At least a Seinfeld reference is better than a reference to a day of the week, in MHO.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I wish it was Sundae With Sprinkles Kidman Urban. Some people have no vision.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 7:59am.
Another child who will get it's ass kicked in school. I swear, these people must have blacked out their childhoods. Kids can be MEAN.
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SO TRUE!! Kids were mean to me because of my name...so i would NEVER give my kid a name that could easily be turned into a taunt.
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
Would I be right in saying that with a figure like a 14 year old boy a vacuum was required? A little forcep action?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
These celebrities who give their kids these weird-ass names should be forced to go a week using these names. I bet after the 100th time they are asked, 'Is that your real name?' or 'Are you kidding?' they will decide that going through life with a name like Apple, Sunday or Suri is really not cool or cute.
Because I know you're all dying (zzzzz) to know details:
Sunday Rose weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz.
"Husband Keith was by Nicole's side, and mother and baby are very well," said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were "delighted" to make the announcement.
It comes from People, so you know it's true!
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Congrats. This is the really big news out of all the actreses who are pregnant. she's waited so long time after miscarriages and being married to a cult mamber. That baby girl is gonna be so cute. She's gonna be a cool mom. Gwen Stefani is up next.
Sunday is the most boring day of the week, couldnt they have named her Friday or "midnight", I guess as long as its not something stupid like the name precious
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Oh wow.....Sunday Rose???
I cant believe she gave birth before Angie and Gwen...they are waaaaaaaaaaay more pregnant. lol
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I wonder if she pushed out Sunday Rose or had her surgically removed?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by Brooke276 on July 7, 2008 - 10:52am.
Oh Dear Christ.....they named her Sunday Rose? Sunday?????
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I hope you're kidding, because that's the WORST NAME EVER.
Why not December Weed? Or Bi-Weekly Thorn?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Another child who will get it's ass kicked in school. I swear, these people must have blacked out their childhoods. Kids can be MEAN.
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 7, 2008 - 4:59pm.
You truly have a gift.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
see what a happy couple looks like Tommy?sukit.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 9:57am.
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I accept! AJ's twins:
Arm and Sump Pitt.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Urban, Outfitters
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Sunday Rose.
So her nickname will be Sun.
Sunny.
Partly Sunny.
ok, i'll stop.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Urban, Decay.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I read her name was Rose Kidman Urban.....
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
It's true, the poor trhing's called Sunday Rose.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20203442,00.html
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
"Sunday Urban" sounds like a new SUV by Mitsubishi.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Ooooh, ISMU, I wanna play!
Urban, Blight.
Urban, Sprawl.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 7, 2008 - 4:55pm.
They need to name her something that looks cool when you do last name first in school.
Urban, Legend. That's my vote.
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I nominate you to name all celebrity babies from now on.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Ack, it IS Sunday Rose:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20203442,00.html?xid=rss-tophead...
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
They need to name her something that looks cool when you do last name first in school.
Urban, Legend. That's my vote.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!